my lovely new friend

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  • localnotail 17 Apr 2010 13:28:46 23,093 posts
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    I'm curious - should I be excited that this foxy looking chick wants to be my friend? Am I the only one that she wants?

    Seems a little bit odd that she wants me to join the OutRun Racers club when I've only ever played it in arcade and not very often - I just liked power sliding to make my girl happy.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Retroid Moderator 17 Apr 2010 13:33:06 44,505 posts
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    aiai001, I like her very much!

    No posts though. Hmm.
  • localnotail 17 Apr 2010 13:36:32 23,093 posts
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    I'm almost tempted to accept to see what she wants from me. I'm sure a Japanese girl living in Italy would be very interesting to talk to.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • oldschoolsoviet 29 Apr 2010 10:50:52 5,460 posts
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    I've got 6 PMs all from this lovely new friend.

    Liberia, eh ? I'll pass.
  • Dirtbox 29 Apr 2010 10:52:04 77,686 posts
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    Yeah, I've got about 6 from her as well.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • CosmicFuzz 29 Apr 2010 10:52:35 23,823 posts
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    I got a couple from her too soviet, you keep your damn hands off her! She's mine!

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  • oldschoolsoviet 29 Apr 2010 10:54:33 5,460 posts
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    Pfff. Welcome to her.
  • Load_2.0 29 Apr 2010 11:34:21 19,132 posts
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    Oh my god you assholes are moving in on my woman.

    hello,
    how are you today
    I hope that every things is ok with you as it is my
    great pleasure to contact
    you here in having communication
    with you starting from today, please i wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what
    happened in future.
    roseline_massanger@yahoo.com
    your new friend.
    Roseline.

    I think that says it all! Stay away we have a bond that no man can break.
  • CosmicFuzz 29 Apr 2010 11:37:16 23,823 posts
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    Wait...you got Roseline's Love Poem too? :(

    She's going to get introduced to Mr Backhand when she gets home from work.

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  • Lukus 29 Apr 2010 12:57:40 19,050 posts
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    I just checked my inbox and all I have are messages from Blizeh. To be fair, they are all of a similar nature, just more feisty.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • speedofthepuma 29 Apr 2010 12:58:53 13,281 posts
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    How?

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • localnotail 29 Apr 2010 12:59:17 23,093 posts
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    My new friend is sexier than your Liberian hussy.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • CosmicFuzz 29 Apr 2010 13:02:19 23,823 posts
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    My friend is from Latveria. She's wearing this lovely metal outfit...

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  • MoFo 29 Apr 2010 13:06:06 276 posts
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    Hey I don't have anything in my Inbox from any of these conmen...err I mean hot chicks... other than Eurogamer messages. She must realise I'm out of her league.
  • sickpuppysoftware 29 Apr 2010 13:09:19 1,324 posts
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    even the spambots don't love me :(

    You cannot stop me with paramecium alone!

  • Load_2.0 29 Apr 2010 13:26:06 19,132 posts
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    The worst part is even though I know its some husky ,hairy chested Albanian, it's still the best message I have recieved in my EG mailbox.
  • CosmicFuzz 29 Apr 2010 13:27:32 23,823 posts
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    I've already crywanked over it three times this morning.

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  • Craig0702 29 Apr 2010 15:46:56 2,178 posts
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    I didn't get one!

    cunts ;)
  • Optyk 30 Apr 2010 17:14:28 1,315 posts
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    Load "$" wrote:
    Oh my god you assholes are moving in on my woman.

    hello,
    how are you today
    I hope that every things is ok with you as it is my
    great pleasure to contact
    you here in having communication
    with you starting from today, please i wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what
    happened in future.
    roseline_massanger@yahoo.com
    your new friend.
    Roseline.

    I think that says it all! Stay away we have a bond that no man can break.

    I got those PMs aswell, made me giggle.

    Shooting ducks in a barrel.

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    From: Mr. George Philip
    Email: georgephilip43@yahoo.com

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    Remain Blessed.
    Faithfully Yours
    George Philip.

    \o/
  • pinebear 7 Aug 2010 18:23:38 8,565 posts
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    Love2000
    hello dear
    my name is gift i saw your profile at gamers.eurogamer.net and I became interested in knowing you so I will like you to email me though my email address thus (gift.baby22@hotmail.com) so that I will tell you more about me and also send you my lovely picture have a nice day I waiting for your response soon,
    yours Miss Gift,

    gift.baby22@hotmail.com

    Awesome username though.

  • Deleted user 7 August 2010 18:26:07
    pinebear wrote:
    Love2000
    hello dear
    my name is gift i saw your profile at gamers.eurogamer.net and I became interested in knowing you so I will like you to email me though my email address thus (gift.baby22@hotmail.com) so that I will tell you more about me and also send you my lovely picture have a nice day I waiting for your response soon,
    yours Miss Gift,

    gift.baby22@hotmail.com

    Awesome username though.

    Cheating BITCH.....................I thought she only had love for me.....................nooooooooooooooo

    Jumps out of window..........................
  • Kosmoz 7 Aug 2010 18:27:50 7,662 posts
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    None of these people ever send me messages.

    /slits wrists.

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • heyyo 7 Aug 2010 18:51:39 14,374 posts
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    /laughs at Kosmoz

    /checks inbox

    /slits wrists
  • Deleted user 7 August 2010 19:14:12
    How come I don't get any random spam :(
  • glo 7 Aug 2010 19:19:47 3,424 posts
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    you three must be really unpopular since I got two messages from Love2000.
  • heyyo 7 Aug 2010 19:24:38 14,374 posts
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    Don't say things like that, I have FEELINGS too ;_;
  • billythekid 7 Aug 2010 19:56:28 11,103 posts
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    I got one too, she love me!
  • funkyd 7 Aug 2010 19:59:02 7,522 posts
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    I got one as well!

    /strangely proud
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