What happened to cubbymoore? Page 2

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  • _Price_ 27 Mar 2010 22:32:57 3,071 posts
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    Snakehips76 wrote:
    CIA.

    Or was in MIA. No wait, KIA

    One of them anyhoo

    HIV?
  • mrpon 27 Mar 2010 23:19:39 30,445 posts
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    Was he that tubby guy who danced in a leotard?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Mar 2010 23:23:10 42,111 posts
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    Yeah, that's him
  • Syrette 27 Mar 2010 23:23:24 45,450 posts
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    I ate him.
  • wafflemaker 27 Mar 2010 23:27:17 238 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    Yeah, that's him
    o_o

    His single ladies vid has 12 million views!
  • trip919 27 Mar 2010 23:27:46 2,290 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    Yeah, that's him

    Disturbing to say the least.
  • Dirtbox 28 Mar 2010 00:02:49 81,297 posts
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    He joined the circus
  • mal 28 Mar 2010 00:03:03 23,981 posts
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    I'll give you a hint - that's not him in reality, funny as it would be.

    Edit: that's wrt DDevil's post. Deeb's might actually be him :)
  • cubbymoore 30 Mar 2010 00:43:56 36,510 posts
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    I'll tell you what happened, I converted to Christianity and wandered the land spreading the Lord's word wearing just sandals and robes made from simple linen.

    Then, one day as I was travelling by donkey along the M1 heading to Birmingham a sudden tornado swept me and my steed up into the air, up up and up higher and higher, until we were so high up in the atmosphere we could barely breathe.

    And that's when I heard His voice. It was so powerful that my ears bled. All he said was four words, but those were the four most important words I had ever heard in my whole life.

    "GET ME PAUL GIAMATTI."

    That was all he said, no explanation why, or even how I could get him, let alone what I should do after I get him. Where do I bring Paul Giamatti to? Up here, at the highest point in the troposphere, where usually no man could survive the air pressure, but apparently me and my donkey were being completely unaffected by? These questions and more were rushing through my head all vying for attention (what's so bloody special about Paul Giamatti anyway? He was alright in Sideways but the other dude in it was far more entertaining) when the suspension of the laws of reality suddenly kicked back in and we were plummeting back to earth. My donkey squealed with fright and kicked in all directions, flinging me off his back spinning me out of control as we hurtled back to earth, the air battered away at my face and I could barely see the ground coming ever closer. My donkey was further away now, he seemed to be plummeting much faster than I was, and I became distracted temporarily by the thought of how Galileo would interpret my current predicament.

    Luckily Assassin's Creed was correct and you can fall from any height into a moderately sized hay bale, because that's what exactly happened to me. Quite lucky really, I only broke my left tibia and had a few broken ribs and a collapsed lung. But as soon as I checked myself out of the hospital I finally knew my purpose in life, to get God Paul Giamatti.

    And for the last four months that is what I have been doing, I am nearly at the end my friends. Soon, my life's mission will be complete. And I will have served my Lord.

    By the way the donkey didn't make it. He had a tumour.
  • Razz 30 Mar 2010 00:47:02 62,149 posts
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    So it was you that stole my weed...
  • Physically_Insane 30 Mar 2010 00:52:35 10,249 posts
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    I bet that post is funny. Pity I'm too lazy to read it.
  • jellyhead 30 Mar 2010 00:53:15 24,350 posts
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    Yeah right, like you'd go to Brimingham. Pffft.
  • Deleted user 30 March 2010 00:53:32
    Didn't Bob Dylan write a song about 40 years ago that answered this question?
  • Metalfish 30 Mar 2010 00:53:41 8,937 posts
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    I bet that post is... ...oh SHIT! RECURSION!
  • Khanivor 30 Mar 2010 00:54:52 41,821 posts
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    Someone owes me some money.
  • Hunam 30 Mar 2010 00:55:19 20,672 posts
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    It's all lies. He's just been on twitter all this time.
  • Deleted user 30 March 2010 08:33:35
    Paul Giamatti is also looking for you, Cubby. God might have left that little detail out, though?
  • Deleted user 30 March 2010 08:34:23
    Metalfish wrote:
    I bet that post is... ...oh SHIT! RECURSION!

    glol
  • Deleted user 8 October 2012 21:53:04
    HE'S ALIVE
  • Deleted user 8 October 2012 21:55:33
    ?
  • Deleted user 9 October 2012 16:16:33
    Nice bump. I remember this fellow called Cubbymoar.
  • Razz 9 Oct 2012 16:24:08 62,149 posts
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    Bet £100 he's cut his hair and has gained weight
  • Tunnbleweed 9 Oct 2012 16:25:43 151 posts
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    /spreads rose petals
  • tumbleweed 9 Oct 2012 16:27:25 517 posts
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    /douses rose petals with gasoline

    /alights fag
  • Tunnbleweed 9 Oct 2012 16:30:01 151 posts
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    /tumbles


    /steals fiancée
  • ElNuevo9 9 Oct 2012 16:32:05 13,897 posts
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    UID?
  • Bremenacht 9 Oct 2012 16:48:38 21,616 posts
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    /spreads thick plastic sheeting
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