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  • Kosmoz 26 Feb 2010 16:28:41 7,690 posts
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    Yes, 1 medium onion is one portion.

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • cyacomini 26 Feb 2010 16:30:04 73 posts
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    1 Serving of onion contains:

    Vitamin C 11%
    Calcium 3%
    Iron 2%
    Vitamin K 1%
    Folic Acid (Folate) 5%
    Phosphorus 5%
    Magnesium 4%
    Zinc 2%

    So yes, it does
  • Lukey__b 26 Feb 2010 16:30:59 3,716 posts
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    It depends if by 1 of your 5 a day, you mean 1 of your 5 onions a day.

    In which case, no.

    'Sup, what's guanine?

  • Deleted user 26 February 2010 16:32:30
    Is the cotton bud the best device for ear cleaning? Sometimes I delve abit too deep and the pain is shocking.
  • mcmonkeyplc 26 Feb 2010 16:34:41 39,456 posts
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    Excellent then it shall be what I cook tonights sausages on.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • cyacomini 26 Feb 2010 16:35:56 73 posts
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    I've never understood the use of cotton buds for ear cleansing - theres a big fucking warning on the tub saying "DO NOT INSERT INTO EAR".

    Isn't that like buying a razor that says "DO NOT PUT NEAR FACE"" on it?
  • danathjo 26 Feb 2010 16:36:28 7,370 posts
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    AltCtrlDelete wrote:
    Is the cotton bud the best device for ear cleaning? Sometimes I delve abit too deep and the pain is shocking.
    whenever I go too far it makes me cough real bad
  • kalel 26 Feb 2010 16:37:14 87,564 posts
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    AltCtrlDelete wrote:
    Is the cotton bud the best device for ear cleaning? Sometimes I delve abit too deep and the pain is shocking.

    This really explains an awful lot.
  • Deleted user 26 February 2010 16:39:31
    I bought some baby earbuds, which look like the fighting sticks from Gladiators, so you can't fully push them down the ear, but I felt like a right idiot using them and they didn't get the job done.

    @ mini, there's actually a warning that says those exact words? lol.
  • Deleted user 26 February 2010 16:40:02
    kalel wrote:
    AltCtrlDelete wrote:
    Is the cotton bud the best device for ear cleaning? Sometimes I delve abit too deep and the pain is shocking.

    This really explains an awful lot.

    brain damage through cotton buds. :p
  • Deckard1 26 Feb 2010 16:55:11 27,981 posts
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    what would be the best way to kill the guy from halfax adverts. A full frontal assault with all guns blazing or using stealth, keeping to the shadows before finally garroting him with piano wire?
  • mcmonkeyplc 26 Feb 2010 16:56:13 39,456 posts
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    Pain! None of your options involve enough pain!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Deleted user 26 February 2010 16:57:03
    You could use the fat halifax woman dropped from a height on him.
  • danathjo 26 Feb 2010 16:57:42 7,370 posts
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    stick a long hollow tube up his arse and ram it in as far as it will go, then push some barb wire through the tubing
    then remove the tubing and...
  • mrpon 26 Feb 2010 16:58:21 28,893 posts
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    ..put a deckchair up his nose?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • danathjo 26 Feb 2010 17:00:31 7,370 posts
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    pull out the barb wire silly
  • cyacomini 26 Feb 2010 17:12:33 73 posts
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    some people would pay good money for that - I'm looking at you Mr Robert A Kotick!
  • RabidChild 26 Feb 2010 19:01:52 2,292 posts
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    This is probably a really dumb question:

    Can you sign in to xbox live on another console? For example, if I want to play L4D2 split-screen at a friend's house, can I use my username?
  • TechnoHippy 26 Feb 2010 19:02:59 14,714 posts
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    Yes.

    My books, contests, reviews and author interviews on my blog

  • SixFootHalfling 26 Feb 2010 19:14:34 205 posts
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    Yes, plus you can enjoy the miracle that is a 25min download of your 8Mb profile
  • Deckard1 26 Feb 2010 19:17:05 27,981 posts
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    if god created us in his own form, what was going on with the dinosaurs? Was he just having a laugh or does god actually look like a brontosaurus?
  • taurus82 27 Feb 2010 10:56:12 328 posts
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    Which game has the biggest and scariest eyeball?

    PSN: taurus82
    Twitter: 17taurus82

  • Kosmoz 27 Feb 2010 11:51:10 7,690 posts
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    cyacomini wrote:
    Haven't been to a gig for a while so might take a trip up to see what like - last gig I went to was the Pixies at SECC.
    Did you go?

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • Widge Moderator 27 Feb 2010 20:57:56 13,530 posts
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    If you cancel a Game.co.uk pre-order which you have redeemed points on, do you get your points back immediately?

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    www.inverted-audio.com

  • Deleted user 27 February 2010 21:06:00
    Why am I still in the library.
  • Jeepers 27 Feb 2010 21:14:25 13,181 posts
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    AltCtrlDelete wrote:
    Is the cotton bud the best device for ear cleaning? Sometimes I delve abit too deep and the pain is shocking.

    My old science teacher told us to never put anything smaller than our fist in our ears.

    Altho' he also fucked one of my classmates, so maybe I shouldn't pay that much attention to his advice.
  • Psychotext 27 Feb 2010 21:16:10 54,163 posts
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    SixFootHalfling wrote:
    Yes, plus you can enjoy the miracle that is a 25min download of your 8Mb profile
    8mb profiles? Nongamerslol
  • DaM 27 Feb 2010 21:16:47 13,130 posts
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    Why is "binoculars" always a plural? A pair of binoculars - that's 4 eh noculars? The plurality is surely covered by the "bi".
  • mal 27 Feb 2010 21:21:22 22,522 posts
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    See also: trousers, glasses.

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Deleted user 27 February 2010 21:25:56
    Two binocular telescopes innit?
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