"Your mother was a snowblower!" Movie Insults Thread

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  • Deleted user 25 February 2010 10:09:11
    What's your favourite movie insult?
  • kalel 25 Feb 2010 10:10:27 86,743 posts
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    Scruffy nerfherder.
  • mrpon 25 Feb 2010 10:11:55 28,694 posts
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    "You wanna fight, dickless!"

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Whizzo 25 Feb 2010 10:12:28 43,057 posts
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    "You cock-juggling thunder cunt!"

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  • smoothpete 25 Feb 2010 10:14:30 31,450 posts
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    Basically the first 20 minutes of the South Park movie
  • MetalDog 25 Feb 2010 10:15:29 23,697 posts
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    Melon Farmer
    The 'You bounder!' I heard in a pre-watershed viewing of Robocop on the beeb one time.
    And of course, funky Pete

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Zerobob 25 Feb 2010 10:17:05 1,605 posts
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    Isn't that "scruffy-looking Nerf Herder?" :D

    Oh my favourite insult is "Richard you rascal, I didn't know you were a dick!" - Van Wilder
  • Trane 25 Feb 2010 10:17:09 4,050 posts
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    Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

    Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.

    Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.

    Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

    Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.

    Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

    Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.

    Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

    Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair.

    Ron Burgundy: [insulted] What did you say?

    Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid.
  • billythekid 25 Feb 2010 10:20:46 11,092 posts
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    I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
  • PearOfAnguish 25 Feb 2010 10:20:53 7,184 posts
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    "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head"
  • tombo 25 Feb 2010 10:22:03 2,098 posts
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    "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" - Jimmy from Roadhouse
  • mrpon 25 Feb 2010 10:22:06 28,694 posts
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    @POA ^^ Oooo good shout, that's Way of The Gun isn't it?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • bauhaus 25 Feb 2010 10:23:16 3,512 posts
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    Monty, you terrrible CUNT!
  • Surferrosa 25 Feb 2010 10:31:58 464 posts
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    "Move it, fartknocker!"
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Feb 2010 10:36:32 37,656 posts
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    I'm on my phone so can't link. But if you search youtube for alternative robocop tv lines there should be a video that shows the original and tv edits of certain lines.

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  • Nasty 25 Feb 2010 10:38:34 4,741 posts
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    Most of these.
  • BanjoMan 25 Feb 2010 15:22:04 13,730 posts
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    "You fuckin' mook."

    "What the fuck is a mook?"

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  • elstoof 25 Feb 2010 15:38:27 6,928 posts
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    All the Malcolm Tucker lines from In The Loop.
  • Whizzo 25 Feb 2010 15:42:05 43,057 posts
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    Malcolm Tucker said"Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!"

    Was a great moment in In The Loop.

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  • Deleted user 25 February 2010 15:42:34
    Whizzo wrote:
    "You cock-juggling thunder cunt!"

    Blade 3? Best bit of the film! Aside from all of Jessica.
  • billythekid 25 Feb 2010 15:44:30 11,092 posts
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    "You know Spider, you're a fucking mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?"
  • BanjoMan 25 Feb 2010 15:48:10 13,730 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    "You know Spider, you're a fucking mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?"
    "Dance the fuckin drink back! What's that movie where Bogart plays a cowboy? Shane? Fuckin Shane! The Oklahoma Kid! I'm The Oklahoma Kid!! Ya-hoo ya muthafucka!!"

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  • PearOfAnguish 25 Feb 2010 15:48:57 7,184 posts
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    squarejawhero wrote:
    Whizzo wrote:
    "You cock-juggling thunder cunt!"

    Blade 3? Best bit of the film! Aside from all of Jessica.

    That whole scene where he's taunting them during interrogation is great.

    Ryan Reynolds had all the best lines, made even better by the look of barely-contained rage on Wesley Snipes' face whenever he cracks a joke. Either Snipes is a better actor than I thought or he genuinely hated Reynolds.
  • billythekid 25 Feb 2010 15:52:12 11,092 posts
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    "Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river. Now go away."
  • smoothpete 25 Feb 2010 15:53:16 31,450 posts
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    What's that one from Grosse Pointe Blank, something about "fuck the brain-hole"
  • billythekid 25 Feb 2010 15:55:16 11,092 posts
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    "Someone ordered a cunt? coz ones just showed up!"
  • PearOfAnguish 25 Feb 2010 15:56:01 7,184 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    What's that one from Grosse Pointe Blank, something about "fuck the brain-hole"

    That was Dan Akroyd saying it to John Cusack.

    "Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!"

  • smoothpete 25 Feb 2010 15:56:36 31,450 posts
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    Nice talk, sugarlips ;)
  • silentbob 25 Feb 2010 15:58:14 28,956 posts
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    Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

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    (rising in volume) ...Then you can give me a fucking automobile - a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick - four fucking wheels and a seat!

    Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

    Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face...
    (very quietly and slowly) ...I want a fucking car, right fucking now...

    Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

    Neal: I threw it away.

    Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

    Neal: Oh boy what?

    Car Rental Agent: (sneering) You're fucked.

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