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  • kalel 24 Jul 2012 12:00:56 86,240 posts
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    It's a Nolan concept, so it'll have one word that provides the theme for the whole film.

    If I had to guess that word, it would be "alienation".
  • Lukus 24 Jul 2012 12:04:12 18,996 posts
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    Have any Superman films ever depicted his love making? I can't work out whether it'd just be over really, really fast or he would literally pound them to death with his mega cock.
    I think it's an area that needs exploring.

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  • nickthegun 24 Jul 2012 12:07:30 58,782 posts
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    He got depowered and quickly put lois to the sword, which is where the little shit from the recent film presumably came from.

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  • beastmaster 24 Jul 2012 12:11:06 11,144 posts
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    How does Superman shave?

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Deckard1 24 Jul 2012 12:12:09 27,049 posts
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    This is all what was left of the hooker he fucked in a trip to magaluf when he was a youngster

  • roz123 24 Jul 2012 16:15:15 7,112 posts
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    Laser hair removal in a mirror
  • oceanmotion 24 Jul 2012 16:16:21 15,641 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    How does Superman shave?
    Heat vision apparently.
  • Buztafen 24 Jul 2012 16:21:03 16,058 posts
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    I've always thought Supes grows facial hair like this guy.
  • Lukus 24 Jul 2012 16:24:59 18,996 posts
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    Wouldn't the mirror melt?

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  • craigy Staff 24 Jul 2012 16:25:03 7,492 posts
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    @Lukus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1AadzrK324
  • Lukus 24 Jul 2012 16:26:35 18,996 posts
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    @craigy Haha, he makes many good points.

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  • kalel 24 Jul 2012 16:40:14 86,240 posts
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    It's well trodden territory this.
  • GuiltySpark 24 Jul 2012 16:44:14 6,320 posts
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    Some people don't talk about Superman everyday though.

    Get bent.

  • kalel 24 Jul 2012 16:45:36 86,240 posts
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    I don't acknowledge them though.
  • Derblington 24 Jul 2012 16:45:49 21,261 posts
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    Losers.

    edit: just too slow...

    Edited by Derblington at 16:46:20 24-07-2012
  • Lukus 24 Jul 2012 16:47:21 18,996 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    It's well trodden territory this.
    Get used to it. Your favourite character is about to be ruined by the mainstream.

    So, how does he poo?

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  • w00t 24 Jul 2012 16:50:14 11,047 posts
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    It goes down the drain, like an intercity train

    SUPERPOOPER

    SUPERPOOPER

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • roz123 24 Jul 2012 16:51:08 7,112 posts
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    He just fires it off into space.
  • neilka 24 Jul 2012 17:31:48 15,623 posts
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    If the new film doesn't include Superman killing a man with high muzzle velocity poos then I'm just not interested.
  • beastmaster 26 Jul 2012 08:55:10 11,144 posts
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    Teaser with John Williams score

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Blakester 26 Jul 2012 09:10:04 3,567 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    Teaser with John Williams score
    Also with added Marlon Brando which I liked too.

    When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.

  • kalel 28 Jul 2012 16:17:09 86,240 posts
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    I don't really understand why people take such issue with him lifting the island. He charges himself up fully with sun before he does it, and then nearly dies afterwards. It's not like the writers forgot that Krpytonite was his weakness. There are some wonky plot moments in the film but I don't see that as one of them.
  • nickthegun 28 Jul 2012 17:35:58 58,782 posts
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    Well, it does establish that he island, basically, made him human, so him lifting it is a bit of a weird one.

    I know why they did it (it rids the earth of kryptonite, he overcomes adversity and so on) but you have to admit it does unnecessarily strain the internal logic of the whole film.

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  • nickthegun 28 Jul 2012 17:38:47 58,782 posts
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    Also, I still can't believe this film is a year away.

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  • Deleted user 28 July 2012 17:47:18
    Most of what he lifts is actually just rock - he goes well underneath the growth itself to avoid the surface kryptonite. It's only when it starts breaking up and growing through that he succumbs to it and nearly dies.
  • nickthegun 28 Jul 2012 18:10:24 58,782 posts
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    That's not actually true. In that scene there are plenty of spiky green kryptonite extrusions, inches away from his face.

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  • nickthegun 28 Jul 2012 18:16:11 58,782 posts
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    Just watched it back you YouTube and you're kind of right. The spikes appear before he gets it into orbit.

    It's still pretty stupid but when you're only option to defeat evil by being super is to lift a landmass into space, you work with what you've got I suppose.

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  • kalel 28 Jul 2012 18:19:10 86,240 posts
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