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  • superbob86 12 Dec 2012 16:17:18 28,093 posts
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    And the pooing?
  • superbob86 12 Dec 2012 16:21:09 28,093 posts
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    Would it be indestructible as well? Maybe he has to throw each one into the sun.
  • kalel 12 Dec 2012 16:23:35 87,775 posts
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    I often wonder about Jack Bauer's poos. It's not good to so regularly go a full 24 hours without pooing.
  • morriss 12 Dec 2012 16:24:39 71,004 posts
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    colostomy bag
  • Deleted user 12 December 2012 16:24:51
    kalel wrote:
    I often wonder about Jack Bauer's poos. It's not good to so regularly go a full 24 hours without pooing.
    You never really see him eat or drink either. His digestive system must be a dessicated husk.
  • glaeken 12 Dec 2012 16:27:50 11,178 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    glaeken wrote:
    My main thought after watching the trailer was how does Superman shave? Presumably his whiskers are super strength so what can he shave with? Does he have retractable whiskers? Does he set up some sort of mirror type arrangement and use his laser eyes? Which lead me to the question of can his laser eyes actually damage himself?

    So my take away thoughts from the trailer mainly revolve around super strength whiskers. Possibly the trailer has failed for me.
    In the comics they show him shaving using a mirror to reflect his lazer vision onto his face.
    Interesting so I was thinking along the right lines with the lasers. That does raise the question of him being vulnerable to his own lasers though so I am guessing that has probably been covered at some point. Mirror suit man maybe?
  • Deleted user 12 December 2012 16:31:40
    I think they vaguely addressed that once by explaining his invulnerability was a sort of bioelectric field that surrounded his body which he could consciously expand or shrink, hence why his costume didn't get torn by bullets etc, and how he could randomly take Lois into space without her burning up in the atmosphere and exploding in the vacuum of space. So presumably he just weakens the field a bit as he shaves.
  • glaeken 12 Dec 2012 16:34:33 11,178 posts
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    I was hoping he had retractable whiskers. Now that is a super power worth having.
  • LeoliansBro 12 Dec 2012 16:37:03 44,321 posts
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    Why does his poo have to be supersonic? He can walk as well, and lift a pen without throwing it into orbit...

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • LeoliansBro 12 Dec 2012 16:37:53 44,321 posts
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    meme wrote:
    I think they vaguely addressed that once by explaining his invulnerability was a sort of bioelectric field that surrounded his body which he could consciously expand or shrink, hence why his costume didn't get torn by bullets etc, and how he could randomly take Lois into space without her burning up in the atmosphere and exploding in the vacuum of space. So presumably he just weakens the field a bit as he shaves.
    So he can commit suicide?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • LeoliansBro 12 Dec 2012 16:40:20 44,321 posts
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    Imagine he's squeezing soap. He would never be able to force it out of his hand like a bullet, there would come a point where he would just crush it instead.

    Similarly there's going to be a max poo speed.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • kalel 12 Dec 2012 16:46:08 87,775 posts
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    The way I say it, his lower limit is the same as ours for everything, he just has a much much higher upper limit. So he can do everything as gently or as slowly as wel can if he chooses.
  • Gambit1977 12 Dec 2012 16:48:52 9,719 posts
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    Edited by Gambit1977 at 16:49:31 12-12-2012
  • superbob86 12 Dec 2012 16:53:42 28,093 posts
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    His first poo must have been a horror show though, before he learned to control it. Just a poof of white dust as his nappy was incinerated, then a boeing 747 loses a wing in the distance.
  • beastmaster 12 Dec 2012 18:49:14 11,421 posts
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    @Gambit1977

    I had the top poster on my wall when I were a lad. I've not seen that in years!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Gambit1977 12 Dec 2012 18:52:22 9,719 posts
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    @beastmaster I remember it from school :lol:
    How old are we!?!

    Check out the double standards in the second pic though!
  • beastmaster 12 Dec 2012 19:26:46 11,421 posts
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    Is second one is real? I don't remember it but if it is, it's quite shocking.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Lukus 12 Dec 2012 19:51:07 19,117 posts
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    How big is his cock?

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  • Lukus 12 Dec 2012 19:52:00 19,117 posts
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    Actually I'm more intrigued by the Hulk's cock. Not Hogan before someone does the inevitable.

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  • superbob86 12 Dec 2012 19:56:44 28,093 posts
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    Dunno who he is though
  • neilka 12 Dec 2012 20:02:26 15,991 posts
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    Charles Napier I think

    Edited by neilka at 20:02:52 12-12-2012

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • superbob86 12 Dec 2012 20:04:21 28,093 posts
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    Why would he be holding the hulks cock?

    Edited by Deckard1 at 20:05:19 12-12-2012
  • neilka 12 Dec 2012 20:05:13 15,991 posts
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    I think we all would given the chance.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • superbob86 12 Dec 2012 20:05:58 28,093 posts
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    Yeah he looks happy enough
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