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  • Deckard1 12 Dec 2012 16:17:18 25,414 posts
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    And the pooing?

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  • Deckard1 12 Dec 2012 16:21:09 25,414 posts
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    Would it be indestructible as well? Maybe he has to throw each one into the sun.

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  • kalel 12 Dec 2012 16:23:35 83,877 posts
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    I often wonder about Jack Bauer's poos. It's not good to so regularly go a full 24 hours without pooing.
  • morriss 12 Dec 2012 16:24:39 70,749 posts
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    colostomy bag
  • Deleted user 12 December 2012 16:24:51
    kalel wrote:
    I often wonder about Jack Bauer's poos. It's not good to so regularly go a full 24 hours without pooing.
    You never really see him eat or drink either. His digestive system must be a dessicated husk.
  • nickthegun 12 Dec 2012 16:24:55 55,877 posts
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    He would need a reinforced toilet. And he could probably piss into orbit, so using a urinal would be out of the question.

    No wonder he is so miserable.

    Edited by nickthegun at 16:25:34 12-12-2012

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  • glaeken 12 Dec 2012 16:27:50 10,978 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    glaeken wrote:
    My main thought after watching the trailer was how does Superman shave? Presumably his whiskers are super strength so what can he shave with? Does he have retractable whiskers? Does he set up some sort of mirror type arrangement and use his laser eyes? Which lead me to the question of can his laser eyes actually damage himself?

    So my take away thoughts from the trailer mainly revolve around super strength whiskers. Possibly the trailer has failed for me.
    In the comics they show him shaving using a mirror to reflect his lazer vision onto his face.
    Interesting so I was thinking along the right lines with the lasers. That does raise the question of him being vulnerable to his own lasers though so I am guessing that has probably been covered at some point. Mirror suit man maybe?
  • nickthegun 12 Dec 2012 16:30:20 55,877 posts
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    He can light a fag with his eye beams or raze a continent, so he can shave without too much if an issue.

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  • Deleted user 12 December 2012 16:31:40
    I think they vaguely addressed that once by explaining his invulnerability was a sort of bioelectric field that surrounded his body which he could consciously expand or shrink, hence why his costume didn't get torn by bullets etc, and how he could randomly take Lois into space without her burning up in the atmosphere and exploding in the vacuum of space. So presumably he just weakens the field a bit as he shaves.
  • nickthegun 12 Dec 2012 16:34:04 55,877 posts
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    As the new superboy says every other sentence 'tactile telekenisis'

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  • glaeken 12 Dec 2012 16:34:33 10,978 posts
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    I was hoping he had retractable whiskers. Now that is a super power worth having.
  • LeoliansBro 12 Dec 2012 16:37:03 41,869 posts
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    Why does his poo have to be supersonic? He can walk as well, and lift a pen without throwing it into orbit...

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • LeoliansBro 12 Dec 2012 16:37:53 41,869 posts
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    meme wrote:
    I think they vaguely addressed that once by explaining his invulnerability was a sort of bioelectric field that surrounded his body which he could consciously expand or shrink, hence why his costume didn't get torn by bullets etc, and how he could randomly take Lois into space without her burning up in the atmosphere and exploding in the vacuum of space. So presumably he just weakens the field a bit as he shaves.
    So he can commit suicide?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • nickthegun 12 Dec 2012 16:38:54 55,877 posts
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    I'm pleased that you have such close control of your sphincter. If it were me I'd end up smashing the porcelain to smithereens.

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  • LeoliansBro 12 Dec 2012 16:40:20 41,869 posts
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    Imagine he's squeezing soap. He would never be able to force it out of his hand like a bullet, there would come a point where he would just crush it instead.

    Similarly there's going to be a max poo speed.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • nickthegun 12 Dec 2012 16:42:13 55,877 posts
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    I dunno. After a kryptonite vindaloo his arse would be like a spas 12.

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  • kalel 12 Dec 2012 16:46:08 83,877 posts
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    The way I say it, his lower limit is the same as ours for everything, he just has a much much higher upper limit. So he can do everything as gently or as slowly as wel can if he chooses.
  • Gambit1977 12 Dec 2012 16:48:52 9,568 posts
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    Edited by Gambit1977 at 16:49:31 12-12-2012
  • nickthegun 12 Dec 2012 16:50:06 55,877 posts
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    Embarrassingly, one of my counting sheep things is 'which superpower would I like'. I always imagined that having invulnerable skin and super strength would mean you couldn't really feel anything. Like getting shot with a bullet should fucking cane, but he shrugs them off which to me means he couldn't feel the loving touch of a woman.

    In the end I settle on green lantern.

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  • Deckard1 12 Dec 2012 16:53:42 25,414 posts
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    His first poo must have been a horror show though, before he learned to control it. Just a poof of white dust as his nappy was incinerated, then a boeing 747 loses a wing in the distance.

    Called it

  • beastmaster 12 Dec 2012 18:49:14 10,184 posts
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    @Gambit1977

    I had the top poster on my wall when I were a lad. I've not seen that in years!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Gambit1977 12 Dec 2012 18:52:22 9,568 posts
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    @beastmaster I remember it from school :lol:
    How old are we!?!

    Check out the double standards in the second pic though!
  • beastmaster 12 Dec 2012 19:26:46 10,184 posts
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    Is second one is real? I don't remember it but if it is, it's quite shocking.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Lukus 12 Dec 2012 19:51:07 18,955 posts
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    How big is his cock?

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  • Lukus 12 Dec 2012 19:52:00 18,955 posts
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    Actually I'm more intrigued by the Hulk's cock. Not Hogan before someone does the inevitable.

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  • Deckard1 12 Dec 2012 19:56:44 25,414 posts
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    Dunno who he is though

    Called it

  • neilka 12 Dec 2012 20:02:26 14,942 posts
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    Charles Napier I think

    Edited by neilka at 20:02:52 12-12-2012
  • Deckard1 12 Dec 2012 20:04:21 25,414 posts
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    Why would he be holding the hulks cock?

    Edited by Deckard1 at 20:05:19 12-12-2012

    Called it

  • neilka 12 Dec 2012 20:05:13 14,942 posts
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    I think we all would given the chance.
  • Deckard1 12 Dec 2012 20:05:58 25,414 posts
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    Yeah he looks happy enough

    Called it

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