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  • ecureuil 10 Oct 2010 00:11:59 76,017 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    The worst heroin smuggling plan EVER. With a great mugshot :-D

    Ahaha, brilliant!
  • localnotail 10 Oct 2010 00:12:20 23,093 posts
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    Oh my. I think my feelings on the subject of ATM are pretty well established. ATMTMTA is no different. o_O Wow, quite possibly the stupidest people, ever.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • trip919 10 Oct 2010 00:14:23 2,249 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    Alright alright, forget I ever posted that story... Let me make it up to you all with this:

    The worst heroin smuggling plan EVER. With a great mugshot :-D

    Im now going to bed with that story/mugshot firmly implanted in my brain.

    /shudder
  • Ged42 10 Oct 2010 00:50:33 7,641 posts
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    U-Boat spotted in a Lancashire canal
  • DaM 10 Oct 2010 09:13:58 12,606 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Man assaulted female police officer with penis

    :D


    "He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened. He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

    We've all been there :) Well maybe not quite "there", but..!

    With the drug ATMTWherever one, I would have waited till they had started snogging for maximum comedy value.

  • mrpon 3 Nov 2010 14:04:39 27,645 posts
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    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • mrpon 3 Nov 2010 14:06:31 27,645 posts
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    Oh, it was from October so figured it must've been reported.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • sport 3 Nov 2010 14:06:33 12,045 posts
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    OMG! I can't believe you posted that mrpon!!
  • StarchildHypocrethes 3 Nov 2010 14:07:26 24,559 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Man assaulted female police officer with penis

    :D
    So it seems Espibara has a history of this sort of behaviour...
  • mrpon 3 Nov 2010 14:07:39 27,645 posts
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    Yeah I am, sorry :(

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • rudedudejude 3 Nov 2010 14:15:21 2,100 posts
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    Oh come on, you can't not leave whatever that was in there!

    Can it really be as bad as a woman breastfeeding her pet dog?
  • Shyvah 3 Nov 2010 16:15:39 20 posts
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    Yeah, come on! What was it?
  • Salaman 1 Oct 2012 09:24:15 18,241 posts
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    Double whammy wtf

    So some company in Germany decided to release a jigsaw puzzle with the Dachau concentration camp ovens pictured on it.
    (0_o)

    But then the good folks at standaard.be seemed to keen to report this news but had no illustration.
    Not a problem, do a google image search for "puzzle" take a random stock picture of a (very colourful) puzzle and then have an intern who hasn't quite completed his Photoshop 101 course to stick the (mostly Shades of brown) picture on the box.
    (o_0)
  • S.J.Rogers 1 Oct 2012 10:00:13 3,557 posts
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  • megastar 1 Oct 2012 11:10:48 17,104 posts
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    Cat Deeley is officially Mrs Patrick Kielty!

    what

    the FUCK?
  • mrpon 16 Jan 2013 17:24:14 27,645 posts
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    Anna Kendrick has a wank in the cinema whilst watching Ryan Gosling. Yes really.

    Source

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • CosmicFuzz 16 Jan 2013 17:35:09 21,241 posts
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    Oh mrpon, you want to believe so bad.

    What's your thoughts on Heroes Reborn? Read my TV musings here.

  • CosmicFuzz 16 Jan 2013 17:35:55 21,241 posts
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    Although someone (Nathan Fillion I think) retreated that a few days ago and I followed her because of it.

    God I'm so sad.

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  • Humperfunk 16 Jan 2013 18:42:04 1,606 posts
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    Someone told me the other day I reminded them of Ryan Gosling.

    "Because I'm well fit?" I asked.

    "No, because your acting is wooden." she replied.

    Was well offended.

    PSN & NNID: Wedjwants

  • Immaterial 7 Feb 2013 13:24:50 1,260 posts
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    Title in link sums it up better than I could.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/animal-semen-sprayer-strikes-again-1589817

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • Tonka 25 Apr 2013 08:18:51 19,840 posts
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    Picture of top less woodelf doll. From Japan.

    I should have NSFW'd it. Sorry about any inconvenience



    Edited by Tonka at 09:58:31 25-04-2013

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • ZuluHero 25 Apr 2013 09:30:16 3,663 posts
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    Have you been hacked, Tonka? :S
  • Deckard1 25 Apr 2013 09:32:08 25,413 posts
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    Little NSFW there tonka

    Called it

  • Deckard1 25 Apr 2013 09:32:20 25,413 posts
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    Oh and would

    Called it

  • localnotail 25 Apr 2013 09:34:18 23,093 posts
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    If get your tits out for the lads is ok for Page 3, does that not make it safe for work?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deckard1 25 Apr 2013 09:36:40 25,413 posts
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    I don't no about anyone else, but my work frowns upon giant pictures of naked elf tits, no matter what page its on. They're pretty strict though.

    Called it

  • ZuluHero 25 Apr 2013 09:39:47 3,663 posts
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    I only thought it was weird because he bumped this old thread with the same picture at around the same time:

    http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/250706?start=30

    Edited by ZuluHero at 09:41:41 25-04-2013
  • localnotail 25 Apr 2013 09:46:47 23,093 posts
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    @Tonka *prod* I know Swedes have a very elfy attitude to sex, but did you leave yourself logged in somewhere?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

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