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  • brokenkey 15 Jan 2010 14:25:52 7,059 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.
    I'm guessing the governor isn't a scientist? :D

    But if you tried enough times, couldn't it eventually succeed?

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  • JediMasterMalik 15 Jan 2010 14:32:47 11,820 posts
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    brokenkey wrote:
    Psychotext wrote:
    The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.
    I'm guessing the governor isn't a scientist? :D

    But if you tried enough times, couldn't it eventually succeed?

    No.
  • brokenkey 15 Jan 2010 15:10:25 7,059 posts
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    JediMasterMalik wrote:
    brokenkey wrote:
    Psychotext wrote:
    The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.
    I'm guessing the governor isn't a scientist? :D

    But if you tried enough times, couldn't it eventually succeed?

    No.

    Are you sure? Have we learned nothing from Jurassic Park?

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  • X201 15 Jan 2010 15:12:14 15,525 posts
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    brokenkey wrote:
    JediMasterMalik wrote:
    brokenkey wrote:
    Psychotext wrote:
    The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.
    I'm guessing the governor isn't a scientist? :D

    But if you tried enough times, couldn't it eventually succeed?

    No.

    Are you sure? Have we learned nothing from Jurassic Park?

    er... don't believe everything you see in the media?
  • coastal 15 Jan 2010 15:15:33 5,384 posts
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    Floor collapses at Weight Watchers meeting

    Health and Safety are blaming it on a series of crash diets.

    Aaaah thank you

    bf3: sergeant_shaftoe

  • Deleted user 15 January 2010 15:19:15
    I feel like such a bastard for laughing at that :D
  • Deleted user 15 January 2010 15:39:11
    In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

    Watt.
  • localnotail 29 Jan 2010 10:56:23 23,093 posts
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    American tax dollars used wisely

    I came across this looking for something else. No, not donkey porn, I can always borrow otto's when I feel the need.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Rowlsten 29 Jan 2010 11:31:01 674 posts
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    Sorry to link thesun but WTF of the day
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    I didn't get where I am today clicking links with the words 'OAP' and 'romp' in them
  • localnotail 4 Feb 2010 16:40:18 23,093 posts
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    wtf?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

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    "Last year, a clinic in the central city of Chongqing was criticised after advertising half-price abortions for anyone with a student card."

    Lol
  • mrpon 5 Feb 2010 17:26:05 29,003 posts
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    Knicker nicker to be sentenced.

    Oh the face, the face!!

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • mrpon 16 Mar 2010 16:05:38 29,003 posts
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    Man assaulted female police officer with penis

    :D

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Hunam 16 Mar 2010 16:08:23 20,674 posts
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    That was amazing.
  • Deleted user 16 March 2010 16:37:09
    Gary Busey introduces all kinds of wtf into your life.
  • localnotail 9 Oct 2010 13:51:53 23,093 posts
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    Insane Clown Posse turn out to be godbotherers

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Lukey__b 9 Oct 2010 23:34:01 3,716 posts
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    That article is hilarious.

    "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."

    'Sup, what's guanine?

  • trip919 9 Oct 2010 23:34:13 2,274 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Man assaulted female police officer with penis

    :D


    "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

    LOL
  • localnotail 9 Oct 2010 23:36:23 23,093 posts
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    Lukey__b wrote:
    That article is hilarious.

    "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."

    Sounds a lot like the dude who took all those hostages at the Discovery Channel.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • trip919 9 Oct 2010 23:52:59 2,274 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Insane Clown Posse turn out to be godbotherers

    What an endlessly quotable goldmine that is.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 9 Oct 2010 23:53:39 38,367 posts
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    The Insane Clown Posse are evangelical christians and have been all along.

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  • localnotail 10 Oct 2010 00:00:25 23,093 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    The Insane Clown Posse are evangelical christians and have been all along.

    man, do you not even click on my links then? :(

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • ecureuil 10 Oct 2010 00:02:06 76,877 posts
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    Fucking Jesus, how does he work?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 10 Oct 2010 00:02:24 38,367 posts
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    I haven't read this thread at all. It just seemed the most suitable one when I read the story :-D

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  • trip919 10 Oct 2010 00:03:15 2,274 posts
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    Revoke his mod powers. Utter disgrace.
  • Lukey__b 10 Oct 2010 00:03:53 3,716 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    Fucking Jesus, how does it work?

    First, you get a little spit....

    'Sup, what's guanine?

  • localnotail 10 Oct 2010 00:05:43 23,093 posts
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    It's barely 5 posts up!

    Look, I said I was sorry about Smiley Facial Lady. I promise I'll always NSFW anything remotely poor taste from now on. Cross my heart.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 10 Oct 2010 00:08:07 38,367 posts
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    Alright alright, forget I ever posted that story... Let me make it up to you all with this:

    The worst heroin smuggling plan EVER. With a great mugshot :-D

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