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  • Deleted user 26 June 2012 23:20:06
    No, it's the uk military satellite comms network.
  • Bremenacht 26 Jun 2012 23:20:13 20,000 posts
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    JUDGEMENT DAY

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  • Bremenacht 26 Jun 2012 23:21:27 20,000 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    No, it's the uk military satellite comms network.
    Can it at least identify some cats?

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  • Trowel 18 Oct 2012 18:15:16 18,177 posts
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    Google have accidentally released their Q3 results during trading - 20% fall in profits, shares slumped 9% before being suspended. Someone's in deep shit, massive screw up...
  • jonsaan 18 Oct 2012 18:31:55 25,506 posts
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    Cat 6?

    FCUTA!

  • Dirtbox 18 Oct 2012 19:13:14 79,642 posts
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    woopz

    That's going to put a crimp in their xmo bonus.

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  • Bremenacht 16 Dec 2013 16:30:58 20,000 posts
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    Google buys military robot-maker

    Maybe a thread title change is in order. 'Hooray for the military-industrial complex!' or something like that.

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  • mrpon 16 Dec 2013 16:32:18 29,801 posts
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    Typing in the search box appears in the address bar.

    Just shit Google, shit.

    Give me 5 I'm worth it.

  • Stranded87 16 Dec 2013 16:37:35 1,042 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Typing in the search box appears in the address bar.

    Just shit Google, shit.
    I thought this was just my browser glitching out. This is actually a thing that's happening? Yeah that's really shit.
  • Bremenacht 20 Jan 2014 13:33:49 20,000 posts
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    Google build their own $82m (it that all??) air terminal at San Jose.

    I read some article somewhere recently about Google eventually turning into Buy'N'Large, the everything company in Wall-E. Maybe they could 'do' the next World War for us, and tell us the outcome, rather than doing it the usual much-loss-of-life route. It will allow the world economy to keep going, and we can continue eating processed cheese in peace.

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  • mothercruncher 23 Jan 2014 19:52:43 8,133 posts
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    Steve_Perry wrote:
    Google = Skynet.
    You jest (possibly?), but, what would an all seeing, all knowing world wide artificial intelligence be capable of?

    It'd know where you lived, and with whom. It'd know where you worked. It'd know roughly where you were at any time as you moved about and also be able therefore to guess at who you're with. It'd know what you were thinking or worrying about currently. It'd know about your lifestyle and how your health was. It'd know trips you were planning and things that you wished for. It may even (shortly) be able to "see" through your eyes.
    And it'd have almost unlimited funds and computing power in order to process all of that and build a picture of you as a person- and as a product.

    Good job none of that is in the hands of a private company eh?
  • Razz 23 Jan 2014 19:59:24 61,728 posts
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    Google starts ranking ISPs based on YouTube performance

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  • jellyBelly 23 Jan 2014 20:01:25 508 posts
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    They are heavily involved in the cult of singularity so Skynet = confirmed

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  • senso-ji 28 Jan 2014 10:38:31 6,111 posts
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    Interesting article analysing Google's recent AI aquisitions
  • Bremenacht 28 Jan 2014 14:27:30 20,000 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    Interesting article analysing Google's recent AI aquisitions
    I've taken no interest in anything AI related, but that is interesting. If Google is putting it's money into it, you have to wonder if we're on the cusp of rapid development of AI. Banks will tip money in next, hoping to develop autonomous trading platforms.

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  • brokenkey 28 Jan 2014 14:50:30 7,223 posts
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    Banks already have autonomous trading platforms.

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  • brokenkey 28 Jan 2014 14:52:22 7,223 posts
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    One other thing. Google have bought Demis Hassabis's DeepMind for it's AI capabilities. Did anyone play Black & White? Or Republic? Yeah, not too worried.

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  • Bremenacht 28 Jan 2014 15:15:40 20,000 posts
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    brokenkey wrote:
    Banks already have autonomous trading platforms.
    To a degree, but last time I read anything about them, they were still a bunch of complex triggers or algorithms and high-frequency trading systems. Do these current platforms monitor the news from the middle east and adjust the financial outlook based on how they think conflict may or may no develop? That's the sort of thing I'd expect they'd hope an AI could do, rather than wait for a human to direct it.

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  • RedSparrows 28 Jan 2014 15:22:12 24,756 posts
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    Seriously, has nobody ever watched Terminator??!?!??!!?

    Noob question: what do we actually gain from AI at the ultra-complex level? Why recreate a human brain?

    Edited by RedSparrows at 15:22:36 28-01-2014
  • poobob 28 Jan 2014 15:25:53 75 posts
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    Fuck their latest Chrome update and it's ridiculously hard to see side scroll bars. FUCK.
  • brokenkey 28 Jan 2014 16:18:47 7,223 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    To improve upon ourselves and safeguard the survival of our way of thinking, or at least our history.
    No, it's to win games of Jeopardy.

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  • X201 28 Jan 2014 16:28:08 15,899 posts
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    brokenkey wrote:
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    To improve upon ourselves and safeguard the survival of our way of thinking, or at least our history.
    No, it's to win games of Jeopardy.
    Close, its to win games of Black & White, that Deep Mind company was co-founded by Demis Hassabis, the bloke who programmed the AI in Black and White, and other Lionhead games.
  • RedSparrows 28 Jan 2014 16:33:40 24,756 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    To improve upon ourselves and safeguard the survival of our way of thinking, or at least our history.
    And a massive hard drive doesn't do that?

    I'm not being a luddite, I'm just curious as to why we'd need to recreate advanced intelligence when we already have it ourselves - at a philosophical level perhaps, and perhaps at an economic 'shaft low paid jobs even more' also, I can see an argument. The big bit in the middle I can't, however.
  • Bremenacht 28 Jan 2014 16:47:36 20,000 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Define AI.

    Banks have systems which monitor external inputs and then act based on trigger points. That isn't true intelligence, it's like the largest and most complicated playbook in the world.
    Yeah, that's the point I was making.

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  • Bremenacht 4 Apr 2014 20:37:42 20,000 posts
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    Google attempts to trademark the word 'glass'.

    Please rename this thread The 'Google are evil' thread.

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  • iancognito 4 Apr 2014 20:43:12 1,857 posts
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    What happened to you Google? You used to be cool.
  • disusedgenius 4 Apr 2014 21:56:22 5,677 posts
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    They've also ruined pretty much everything they've tried to improve for the past couple of years or so. Basically when a company gets to a certain size they just turn into another Microsoft. :-(
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