I wish to end my neighbours Page 4

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  • Benno 19 Jul 2012 13:11:08 9,796 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    Just thought of another good option. Paint it fluorescent orange. When they complain about that say you did it to highlight the hazardous object and comply with the highway code.
    :D
  • Benno 19 Jul 2012 13:11:08 9,796 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    Just thought of another good option. Paint it fluorescent orange. When they complain about that say you did it to highlight the hazardous object and comply with the highway code.
    :D
  • nickthegun 19 Jul 2012 13:12:05 58,851 posts
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    This is one thing I miss about renting; 'tell it to the management company, squire'.

    Edited by nickthegun at 13:12:22 19-07-2012

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  • Deckard1 19 Jul 2012 13:13:04 27,224 posts
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    To me he doesn't sound like the type of guy you want to give in to. It sounds like trying to bully you to be honest. Fuck him. Tell him the fence isn't dangerous and its staying up.
  • billythekid 19 Jul 2012 13:17:25 11,028 posts
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    Tell him he won't even notice it once your new caravan arrives for the drop in centre.
  • mrpon 19 Jul 2012 13:22:52 28,481 posts
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    Slide up and down on the fence post and say look, it's not dangerous I'm even enjoying it. Try to avert your ejaculate from his eyes if poss, that could antagonise the situation.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Razz 19 Jul 2012 14:07:20 60,772 posts
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    I once lived near a particularly dour person, whenever they moaned about something I'd try to deflect back at them, for instance:

    moany person "I think your dog needs walking"
    Me: "I think your house needs cleaning"

    etc... It's childish yes, but if it shows them how little off hand remarks like that can hurt.

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  • AceGrace 19 Jul 2012 14:13:06 1,037 posts
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    I had another way of dealing with unreasonable/moaney people. When they moan just walk off muttering something about "always moaning" etc. Seems to work quite effectively.
  • SolidSCB 19 Jul 2012 14:23:14 6,405 posts
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    The most annoying neighbours I've ever had are from my old place about a year back. A devout Christian family that used to get the guitar out and sing religious songs together for about 2 hours every Sunday night. Always grated after about an hour hearing how great Jesus is, but there was always the odd corker thrown in every so often about the Rapture and how the sinners and non believers would eternally walk the scorched earth in infinite suffering. It was entertaining and alarming in equal measure.
  • glaeken 19 Jul 2012 14:25:16 11,102 posts
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    The last place I lived I had a neighbour who ignored me for the entire time I lived there. I used to say hello to him every time I saw him and they always blanked me. That went on for 10 years. The more they blanked me the more I made sure I said hello to them every time I saw them.

    Edited by glaeken at 14:25:40 19-07-2012
  • Fake_Blood 19 Jul 2012 14:26:47 4,077 posts
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    You paid for the fence?
    FHWUTA
  • effinjamie 19 Jul 2012 14:31:34 881 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    The last place I lived I had a neighbour who ignored me for the entire time I lived there. I used to say hello to him every time I saw him and they always blanked me. That went on for 10 years. The more they blanked me the more I made sure I said hello to them every time I saw them.
    THIS! You couldn't annoy them more.

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  • glaeken 19 Jul 2012 14:33:25 11,102 posts
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    EyeLand wrote:
    Well, that's you being an unreasonable dickhead then glaekan. It was his place and he obviously wanted more sense of privacy.
    Nope. If you see your neighbour as you are going in or out of your house it's fairly normal to say hello. That is all I ever did. It's just common courtesy. The guy also talked to all the other neighbours so clearly had some sort of issue with me but lord alone knows what it was due to them never actually speaking to me.

    Edited by glaeken at 14:36:02 19-07-2012
  • glaeken 19 Jul 2012 14:35:37 11,102 posts
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    effinjamie wrote:
    glaeken wrote:
    The last place I lived I had a neighbour who ignored me for the entire time I lived there. I used to say hello to him every time I saw him and they always blanked me. That went on for 10 years. The more they blanked me the more I made sure I said hello to them every time I saw them.
    THIS! You couldn't annoy them more.
    Well yes once I realised they were blanking me I of course was making a point of always saying hello to annoy them. If they had a problem with me then let me know but blanking me for the entire time I lived there without explanation did cause me to always make a point of saying hello to them.
  • Lukus 19 Jul 2012 14:41:32 18,999 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    EyeLand wrote:
    Well, that's you being an unreasonable dickhead then glaekan. It was his place and he obviously wanted more sense of privacy.
    Nope. If you see your neighbour as you are going in or out of your house it's fairly normal to say hello. That is all I ever did. It's just common courtesy. The guy also talked to all the other neighbours so clearly had some sort of issue with me but lord alone knows what it was due to them never actually speaking to me.

    Maybe you're a paedophile?

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  • glaeken 19 Jul 2012 14:48:22 11,102 posts
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    In my defence he started it. Well possibly. I am not sure if someone is determined to ignore your existence from the moment they first see you quite where that falls on the who started it spectrum.

    Anyway I am generally an easy going soul and don't deliberately go around irritating people. They just got my gander up with their uppity ignoring ways.

    @Lukus I never thought of that.

    Edited by glaeken at 14:51:29 19-07-2012
  • JuanKerr 19 Jul 2012 14:53:16 36,203 posts
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    Saying 'hello' to a neighbour is just common courtesy and I've no idea how glaeken can somehow be the bad guy in this situation. Thank fuck I don't live next door to someone like EyeLand.
  • Zizoo 19 Jul 2012 14:55:49 8,115 posts
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    Not greeting someone back isn't being "quiet", it's being rude.
  • glaeken 19 Jul 2012 15:02:32 11,102 posts
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    I am reminded of this for some reason.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVMasdUbhfs
  • Deckard1 19 Jul 2012 15:07:32 27,224 posts
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    If glaeken tried to say hi to me I'd stab him in his paedo face.
  • nickthegun 19 Jul 2012 15:14:48 58,851 posts
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    The guy over the road accasionally says hello to me, quite sarcastically as he knows I fucking hate him.

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  • Deckard1 19 Jul 2012 15:15:33 27,224 posts
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    Sounds to me like he's nobbing your missus.
  • nickthegun 19 Jul 2012 15:23:51 58,851 posts
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    He is actually was nobbing one of the neighbours wives. The fat cunt goes to work at 5.30 and doesnt get back till late but wont let the thick bitch get a job, so she went through a period of shagging the cocksucker over the road.

    Then she dumped him, so he slashed her husbands tyres.

    She talks to my mrs on the school run..

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  • Deckard1 19 Jul 2012 15:26:22 27,224 posts
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    You don't live on Albert Square do you?
  • billythekid 19 Jul 2012 15:28:37 11,028 posts
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    There's nowt stranger than folk.
  • Deckard1 19 Jul 2012 15:37:04 27,224 posts
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    I take it you haven't seen a monkey pig.
  • nickthegun 19 Jul 2012 15:37:20 58,851 posts
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    Its a cul de sac, so it does feel like that sometimes. Hes the cunt who doesnt get any sun in his back garden so has redneck BBQs out the front of his house.

    Long story short, hes bordering on alcoholism and has rich parents, so they bought him a house to burn down occasionally in a nice part of town and no where near where they live.

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