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  • dominalien 3 Sep 2013 10:13:56 7,065 posts
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    So, since you're the lover... you're the one on the left with your pants halfway down?

    PSN: DonOsito

  • Ziz0u 3 Sep 2013 10:16:15 8,647 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    I live in Sea Point, Cape Town which is home to people like this (yes, these are real Capetonians :







    What I'm getting at is not everyone is packing heat. There are still people you can have confrontations with, and this was one of them. Not that I would take it that far over something like this.

    This is me and my brother though:
    Yup. That's me on the left. My big bro has all the tats. I haven't earned mine yet.
  • dominalien 3 Sep 2013 10:17:24 7,065 posts
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    You are very pretty. Can I haz your children?

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  • sport 3 Sep 2013 10:17:51 12,808 posts
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    Just don't get those Capetonians started on that bloody mountain.
  • nickthegun 3 Sep 2013 10:19:12 61,270 posts
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    Unless he's drinking piss, why is everyone looking at the guy with the beard?

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Load_2.0 3 Sep 2013 10:19:36 19,652 posts
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    Bit... bit... you're a blick!
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 3 Sep 2013 10:22:24 39,731 posts
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    Hahaha. Lethal Weapon!

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  • sport 3 Sep 2013 10:22:52 12,808 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Bit... bit... you're a blick!
    You know how many times people think I'm a Kiwi, Load?!?
  • Ziz0u 3 Sep 2013 10:25:19 8,647 posts
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    Heh, I don't think they're looking at him. Large beards aren't a rarity here.

    Fucking Table Mountain. Not bothered.

    So anyway, bunch of softies round these parts.

    Still SA though, and Cape Town is a big place:

  • Ziz0u 3 Sep 2013 10:27:26 8,647 posts
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  • Load_2.0 3 Sep 2013 10:30:35 19,652 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Bit... bit... you're a blick!
    You know how many times people think I'm a Kiwi, Load?!?
    None! You don't have the sophistication or gentle dry wit so often associated with New Zealand gentlemen.
  • sport 3 Sep 2013 10:33:24 12,808 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    sport wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Bit... bit... you're a blick!
    You know how many times people think I'm a Kiwi, Load?!?
    None! You don't have the sophistication or gentle dry wit so often associated with New Zealand gentlemen.
    Cook the man some fucking eggs!
  • pacrifice 3 Sep 2013 16:04:52 1,173 posts
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    @ZizouFC fhuta

    I don't particularly like it when people get stressed and decide to start taking it out on people or things around them. It's a lack of discipline and it's pathetic.

    Be indifferent to him. The nobhead. He reacts adversely under pressure. Give it time, master of his own downfall, his own ruin.
  • DodgyPast 3 Sep 2013 18:42:08 8,532 posts
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    Finally an excuse to post this :

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  • Trafford 3 Sep 2013 19:15:28 5,964 posts
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    I had a full on fight with my neighbour in the early hours of Saturday morning.
    I'd fallen asleep with radio 4 on, not too loud.
    He woke me up banging on my flat door about 1am.
    He'd been down the pub I could tell, stepping over my doorstep. He went into his usual rant. He got a bit personal, bringing the fact I live apart from my kids into it and I flipped.
    Butted him to the floor. He got up, punched me in the nuts and managed to get me on my back laying into my face.
    I managed to overpower him with an eye gauge and choke hold to subdue.

    I helped him up and he accepted my hand shake. He said we were even with his bust lip and my black eye.
    The double denimed City fan loved it!

    I'm not bragging, the scrap left me more than a little bruised and shaken.
    Just wanted to get this off my chest.
  • mrpon 3 Sep 2013 19:39:07 29,552 posts
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    When did the baby oil come out?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Trafford 3 Sep 2013 19:50:02 5,964 posts
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    I was wearing my casual evening wear, but nothing like that happened.
    The guy's a bully, he's been having a go since I moved in last December. It's made me quite depressed at times.
    Lines like renting scum and not fit to have children, kind of grate after a while.
  • FWB 3 Sep 2013 19:52:22 45,574 posts
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    casual evening wear
    Oh yeah?
  • Trafford 3 Sep 2013 20:02:50 5,964 posts
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    Cock punching and grapple holds does sound a bit gay I suppose. My hands stank of aftershave following the incident!
  • Vortex808 4 Sep 2013 11:44:11 7,575 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    I was wearing my casual evening wear
    You know, while reading this, part of me imagined Trafford answering the door in a smoking jacket and cravat with a large brandy in hand.
  • nickthegun 4 Sep 2013 11:47:06 61,270 posts
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    ---------------------------------------------------------
    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Stickman 4 Sep 2013 11:51:24 29,664 posts
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    "Fucking hell, Vera! He's got the shipping forecast blaring out AGAIN!"

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Tonka 4 Sep 2013 12:32:16 21,330 posts
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    Sounds like you've made a new best friend.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Ziz0u 4 Sep 2013 12:34:56 8,647 posts
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    @pacrifice

    I agree completely.
  • Fab4 4 Sep 2013 12:37:18 6,216 posts
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    When I come back from 2 weeks holiday, I have resigned myself to leaving the apartment I've lived in for the last 13 years, all because a family of door-slamming, arguing at all-hours of the morning, yappy fucking dog owners moved in beneath me a few years ago.

    The last straw was when I realised they had climbed up on to my balcony, probably to retrieve the crap their kid throws up there regularly and taken the pole that was there to pull down a sun awning, in the process.

    There's also no talking to them as they are usually 'jointed', plus their idea of good parenting is to scream at their kid to 'shut the fuck up' (in Dutch ofc).

    Not even copious levels of Death Metal are drowning them out nowadays.
  • Trafford 4 Sep 2013 22:06:21 5,964 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Heh, it was actually boxer shorts and a t-shirt. Don't know what the hell I was thinking starting a fight with the denim clad prick.
    There is something there, he's a black cab driver, I'm a bit of an agit but law abiding cyclist. We are natural enemies.
    I saw him today, asked how he was doing? He just winked and said alright kid!
  • Deleted user 4 September 2013 22:09:52
    That means he wants to have sex with you.
  • FWB 4 Sep 2013 22:12:26 45,574 posts
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    It means he HAS had sex with you. As you slept.
  • Trafford 4 Sep 2013 22:38:50 5,964 posts
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    You guys are like a creepy Larry Grayson.
    Nudge nudge Mrs!
  • localnotail 5 Sep 2013 11:19:30 23,093 posts
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    Wait, how does Larry Grayson get any creepier?
    /shuts door automatically

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

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