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  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 21 Sep 2012 18:26:38 6,654 posts
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    PM me for a fucking fight zomg
  • neilka 21 Sep 2012 19:21:59 15,955 posts
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    bitch_tits_zero_nine wrote:
    PM me for a fucking
    sent

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Rusty_M 21 Sep 2012 20:02:59 4,691 posts
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    Not seen a full blown Internet hard man in years

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 21 Sep 2012 20:04:52 6,654 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    bitch_tits_zero_nine wrote:
    PM me for a fucking
    sent
    Zomg, I can get pretty angry for something very stupid
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 20:17:47 59,937 posts
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    Right. I have been stood outside this leather bar for the last 15 minutes, telling every man who passes that im here to meet a guy off the internet but but none of them are polaris70.

    They all know him, though.

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  • caligari 21 Sep 2012 20:27:11 17,057 posts
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    The only thing that I get peeved about (neighbour-related) is the shared bicycle garage.

    It's tiny - and there are about 10+ bikes crammed in there. One cheeky fecker has decided that it's okay to take up a quarter of the space with a mattress, an old TV, and a chair from a three-piece.

    I've narrowed it down to two culprits, but I'm too gutless to knock on their door. Could I write a very polite (but stern) letter and slide it under their door?

    OR do I just wait until November the 5th before dragging it all to the front of the building for my very own bonfire?
  • skuzzbag 21 Sep 2012 20:35:02 5,648 posts
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    @nickthegun

    When you see one of these turn up get ready.



    Edited by skuzzbag at 20:36:52 21-09-2012
  • neilka 21 Sep 2012 20:36:58 15,955 posts
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    I think nick might be going home with more bruises than he was expecting.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • von_Doll 21 Sep 2012 20:38:19 2,107 posts
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    One cheeky fecker has decided that it's okay to take up a quarter of the space with a mattress, an old TV, and a chair from a three-piece.
    Take a dump on it - the chair that is. Or the mattress. Or both!

    Or invite someone round who's versed in such shit-on-chair related matters, or hire a pro, although experts in this field are getting harder to find.

    Try the yellow pages under 'M'.
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 20:39:49 59,937 posts
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    Wait.... no.... its ok.. I see him

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  • von_Doll 21 Sep 2012 20:42:28 2,107 posts
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  • von_Doll 21 Sep 2012 20:43:38 2,107 posts
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    Closely followed by his mates

  • w00t 21 Sep 2012 20:54:33 11,120 posts
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    DID THE PARALYMPICS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU BASTARDS

    Signed DISTGUSTED, Daily Mail reader

    The day charity died - NEVER FORGET

    (the mic was OK in the end)

  • SBfistfun 21 Sep 2012 20:54:36 124 posts
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    Awesome thread.
  • neilka 21 Sep 2012 20:56:55 15,955 posts
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    Aim for the glowing red weak spot that I believe all mongs have.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • the_dudefather 21 Sep 2012 20:58:12 9,288 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Aim for the glowing red weak spot that I believe all mongs have.
    Shadow of the colossus was a parable about Chavs getting crabs

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • skuzzbag 19 Oct 2012 08:32:13 5,648 posts
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    Use a CB transmitter to destroy your neighbours amplifier

    I may do this.
  • Deckard1 19 Oct 2012 09:08:19 27,995 posts
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    Shitting through their letterbox is much cheaper and just as effective/.
  • TheSaint 19 Oct 2012 09:20:54 14,413 posts
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    True geeks insult their neighbours via their SSIDs:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19760006
  • Razz 19 Oct 2012 09:26:51 61,205 posts
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    Get one of these too:
    http://www.euspyshop.co.uk/portable-cellphone-gps-wi-fi-jammer-j-240b-pro-50-p.asp

    To stop that annoying teenage girl next door talking loudly on her phone :)

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  • welshben23 19 Oct 2012 10:28:39 1,084 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    I propose a tag team event with welshben, The Wet Chins.
    How the hell did I miss this? :D I'm ready! Who am I fighting?!
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    So did you ever fight this guy, nick
  • welshben23 7 May 2013 15:46:25 1,084 posts
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    welshben23 wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    I propose a tag team event with welshben, The Wet Chins.
    How the hell did I miss this? :D I'm ready! Who am I fighting?!
    Who the hell was I supposed to fight? :lol:
  • nickthegun 7 May 2013 15:47:18 59,937 posts
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    Yeah. I poked him with a broom handle until he started crying.

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  • neilka 7 May 2013 16:18:56 15,955 posts
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    To be fair it was Razz's broom.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • ascue 7 May 2013 16:49:50 167 posts
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    Had a bunch of new neighbours move in over the weekend. They have some kind of staffy cross, which while only being playful, has launched itself at one of our fence panels in the hope of chasing a cat it's spotted. This has pretty much destroyed the panel.

    I'd rather not have this dog get into the garden, so I presume I'm ok to replace the panel with a sturdier equivalent? Their landlord had replaced the majority of panels earlier this year, but had neglected this one. Which is annoying.
  • SolidSCB 7 May 2013 16:57:41 6,725 posts
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    Got a bunch of cunts living next door now. Some Chinese blokes who are up at all hours shouting, one of which decided it'd be OK to sit on my doorstep earlier smoking away while on the phone. When I told him to move he proceeded to stand up, dock out and chuck his fagend on my doorstep, so in retaliation I picked it up and popped it through his letterbox. To be continued I suppose.
  • S.J.Rogers 7 May 2013 17:16:54 3,557 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    Got a bunch of cunts living next door now. Some Chinese blokes who are up at all hours shouting, one of which decided it'd be OK to sit on my doorstep earlier smoking away while on the phone. When I told him to move he proceeded to stand up, dock out and chuck his fagend on my doorstep, so in retaliation I picked it up and popped it through his letterbox. To be continued I suppose.
    Nice... :)
  • mrpon 7 May 2013 17:26:02 28,921 posts
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    SolidSCB wrote:
    dock out
    Typo?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

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