I wish to end my neighbours Page 15

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  • Deleted user 21 September 2012 15:13:24
    Badass mad max wheel spikes
  • Razz 21 Sep 2012 15:16:12 61,653 posts
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    :'D That escalated quickly

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  • SolidSCB 21 Sep 2012 15:18:05 7,362 posts
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    It should be like a ladder match in wrestling. Only instead of a ladder use a stairlift, and instead of a championship belt, a sicknote should be hanging from the rafters for the competitors to grab.
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:19:31 61,286 posts
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    Can anyone from the area confirm whether or not Clancys is a gay bar?

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  • Stickman 21 Sep 2012 15:19:48 29,664 posts
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    No posts for a while. I think his head-wand must have snapped with the rage. :(

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  • Deleted user 21 September 2012 15:20:56
    This nonce's carer isn't going to be happy when he finds he's been using his laptop without permission again.
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:21:34 61,286 posts
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    I think he's too busy listening to 'gonna fly now', rolling up and down the wheelchair ramp in front of the library in a gray tracksuit.

    Edited by nickthegun at 15:23:42 21-09-2012

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  • mrpon 21 Sep 2012 15:21:52 29,560 posts
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    I propose a tag team event with welshben, The Wet Chins.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:24:40 61,286 posts
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    I think the problem is that he isnt disabled but hes a benefit scrounger, so it should be quite even.

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  • JuanKerr 21 Sep 2012 15:25:13 36,445 posts
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    My money is on the mentalist - they're always really strong.
  • JuanKerr 21 Sep 2012 15:26:33 36,445 posts
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    And he'll have head protection.
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:26:56 61,286 posts
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    Yeah. As discussed on the previous page its always the crazy ones that can take it to the next level.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • JuanKerr 21 Sep 2012 15:30:43 36,445 posts
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    Brookside? You sicken me.
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:32:52 61,286 posts
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    He'll know its me by the copy of The Sun under my arm.

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  • sport 21 Sep 2012 15:37:14 12,808 posts
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    polaris, nick's IP is 67.345.88.1

    Should be able to track him now through the http tunnel.

    Your move, nick!
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:38:40 61,286 posts
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    Whats he going to be able to do with an IP address? Rub it together to make fire?

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  • Razz 21 Sep 2012 15:43:35 61,653 posts
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    I really wish I could go drinking with you guys, I don't have any friends :'(

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  • StarchildHypocrethes 21 Sep 2012 15:44:19 26,590 posts
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    Beware. Rain men can do mystical things with numbers..
  • SolidSCB 21 Sep 2012 15:45:44 7,362 posts
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    I think we'd better call it off. This guy is a brick shithouse.
  • chopsen 21 Sep 2012 15:46:37 16,289 posts
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    What you should do now is go to another forum pretending to be polaris70 and troll someone in having a fight with you in the same pub. Retire to a safe distance and chuckle.
  • von_Doll 21 Sep 2012 16:11:39 2,115 posts
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    50 quid says the scouse hardman is actually a sweaty fat chick from Kent.
  • Vortex808 21 Sep 2012 17:04:21 7,580 posts
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    Holy shit, what happened here? Is it a full moon or something?
  • Khanivor 21 Sep 2012 17:18:36 41,253 posts
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    :D
  • danathjo 21 Sep 2012 17:21:59 7,516 posts
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    I found the last few pages highly amusing, thank you EGers
  • lucky_jim 21 Sep 2012 17:53:27 5,349 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    What you should do now is go to another forum pretending to be polaris70 and troll someone in having a fight with you in the same pub. Retire to a safe distance and chuckle.
    But what if that's exactly what polaris70 is doing in this thread? The chain could go on indefinitely, resulting in thousands of people turning up for a brawl.

    Hang on, I've just realised that'd make it better. Do what Chopsen says, nick.
  • asphaltcowboy 21 Sep 2012 18:06:37 5,143 posts
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    Spectacular thread! :D

    Though I am curious what condition you can have that allows you to both claim disability benefits and mix it up in a street fight.
  • LockeTribal 21 Sep 2012 18:22:46 4,539 posts
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    I haven't laughed at something on here like this in ages :')

    Good show all round.
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