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  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 21 Sep 2012 15:13:24 6,654 posts
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    Badass mad max wheel spikes
  • Razz 21 Sep 2012 15:16:12 60,771 posts
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    :'D That escalated quickly

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  • Deckard1 21 Sep 2012 15:17:38 27,194 posts
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    This really escalated quickly haha. Two posts and he was wanting to stove nicks head in. Hell hath no fury like a spastic scorned.
  • SolidSCB 21 Sep 2012 15:18:05 6,401 posts
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    It should be like a ladder match in wrestling. Only instead of a ladder use a stairlift, and instead of a championship belt, a sicknote should be hanging from the rafters for the competitors to grab.
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:19:31 58,804 posts
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    Can anyone from the area confirm whether or not Clancys is a gay bar?

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  • Stickman 21 Sep 2012 15:19:48 29,657 posts
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    No posts for a while. I think his head-wand must have snapped with the rage. :(

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  • Deleted user 21 September 2012 15:20:56
    This nonce's carer isn't going to be happy when he finds he's been using his laptop without permission again.
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:21:34 58,804 posts
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    I think he's too busy listening to 'gonna fly now', rolling up and down the wheelchair ramp in front of the library in a gray tracksuit.

    Edited by nickthegun at 15:23:42 21-09-2012

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  • mrpon 21 Sep 2012 15:21:52 28,458 posts
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    I propose a tag team event with welshben, The Wet Chins.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 21 Sep 2012 15:23:37 27,194 posts
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    How do these arranged fights go down? Do you just start lashing out at people in the bar and hope one of them is your nemesis, or do you both wear name badges or something? Although nick can just hit the guy with the big swollen wobbly head and his hands where his feet should be.

    Edited by Deckard1 at 15:47:44 21-09-2012
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:24:40 58,804 posts
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    I think the problem is that he isnt disabled but hes a benefit scrounger, so it should be quite even.

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  • JuanKerr 21 Sep 2012 15:25:13 36,202 posts
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    My money is on the mentalist - they're always really strong.
  • JuanKerr 21 Sep 2012 15:26:33 36,202 posts
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    And he'll have head protection.
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:26:56 58,804 posts
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    Yeah. As discussed on the previous page its always the crazy ones that can take it to the next level.

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  • Deckard1 21 Sep 2012 15:30:04 27,194 posts
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    I found giving them a colouring book discombobulates them. "Friend?" the seem to say. Then its the old cricket bat to their spongy head, and I'm back home in time for Brookside.
  • JuanKerr 21 Sep 2012 15:30:43 36,202 posts
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    Brookside? You sicken me.
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:32:52 58,804 posts
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    He'll know its me by the copy of The Sun under my arm.

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  • sport 21 Sep 2012 15:37:14 12,559 posts
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    polaris, nick's IP is 67.345.88.1

    Should be able to track him now through the http tunnel.

    Your move, nick!
  • nickthegun 21 Sep 2012 15:38:40 58,804 posts
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    Whats he going to be able to do with an IP address? Rub it together to make fire?

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  • Razz 21 Sep 2012 15:43:35 60,771 posts
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    I really wish I could go drinking with you guys, I don't have any friends :'(

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  • StarchildHypocrethes 21 Sep 2012 15:44:19 25,424 posts
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    Beware. Rain men can do mystical things with numbers..
  • SolidSCB 21 Sep 2012 15:45:44 6,401 posts
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    I think we'd better call it off. This guy is a brick shithouse.
  • Chopsen 21 Sep 2012 15:46:37 15,726 posts
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    What you should do now is go to another forum pretending to be polaris70 and troll someone in having a fight with you in the same pub. Retire to a safe distance and chuckle.
  • von_Doll 21 Sep 2012 16:11:39 2,105 posts
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    50 quid says the scouse hardman is actually a sweaty fat chick from Kent.
  • Vortex808 21 Sep 2012 17:04:21 6,964 posts
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    Holy shit, what happened here? Is it a full moon or something?
  • Khanivor 21 Sep 2012 17:18:36 40,399 posts
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    :D
  • danathjo 21 Sep 2012 17:21:59 7,228 posts
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    I found the last few pages highly amusing, thank you EGers
  • lucky_jim 21 Sep 2012 17:53:27 5,257 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    What you should do now is go to another forum pretending to be polaris70 and troll someone in having a fight with you in the same pub. Retire to a safe distance and chuckle.
    But what if that's exactly what polaris70 is doing in this thread? The chain could go on indefinitely, resulting in thousands of people turning up for a brawl.

    Hang on, I've just realised that'd make it better. Do what Chopsen says, nick.
  • asphaltcowboy 21 Sep 2012 18:06:37 5,138 posts
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    Spectacular thread! :D

    Though I am curious what condition you can have that allows you to both claim disability benefits and mix it up in a street fight.
  • LockeTribal 21 Sep 2012 18:22:46 4,495 posts
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    I haven't laughed at something on here like this in ages :')

    Good show all round.
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