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  • phAge 23 Oct 2009 17:08:32 23,879 posts
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    Playing loud fucking eurodance from early morning 'till late at night, talking loudly to each other in "kiddie voices", and generally sounding like they didn't get enough oxygen at birth.

    Surely no jury would convict me for cutting of their faces and using them as oven mitts?
  • Dirtbox 23 Oct 2009 17:10:52 73,646 posts
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    Kiddie voices. There is no excuse for that shit.

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  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 23 Oct 2009 17:11:30 1,560 posts
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    Is there anything you can do about the soundproofing between the houses? We've got a similar problem with our neighbours, and our walls are like paper. You can virtually hear them picking their noses.
  • Vice.Destroyer 23 Oct 2009 17:11:54 5,622 posts
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    No. No, they wouldn't. Kill them, Phage. Kill them all.
  • mcmonkeyplc 23 Oct 2009 17:12:39 35,776 posts
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    Fucking kiddie voice talking couples! Make me want to kill!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Deleted user 23 October 2009 17:14:07
    I don't even know what that is? People put voices on?
  • the_dudefather 23 Oct 2009 17:14:18 8,096 posts
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    Kind words will help you to understand them

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  • phAge 23 Oct 2009 17:14:38 23,879 posts
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    HoraceGoesSquiffy wrote:
    Is there anything you can do about the soundproofing between the houses? We've got a similar problem with our neighbours, and our walls are like paper. You can virtually hear them picking their noses.
    None whatsoever. It isn't bothering me *that* much right now, as I spend most of my time in my bedroom (writing my thesis), but when I hopefully get a job at soome point I'll be fucked if I'm gonna put up with that shit every day when I get home.
  • TechnoHippy 23 Oct 2009 17:15:08 14,253 posts
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    AltCtrlDelete wrote:
    I don't even know what that is? People put voices on?
    Or maybe they're doing lots of nitrous oxide?

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  • mcmonkeyplc 23 Oct 2009 17:15:40 35,776 posts
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    Start wanking really loudly.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Khanivor 23 Oct 2009 17:15:59 38,673 posts
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    Nothing brings happiness over neighbours like living in a detached house.
  • the_dudefather 23 Oct 2009 17:16:47 8,096 posts
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    @mcmonkeyplc

    They call that a WarWank

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  • JuanKerr 23 Oct 2009 17:18:41 35,451 posts
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    This just backs up my theory that most human beings are fucking cunts.
  • phAge 23 Oct 2009 17:18:50 23,879 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    Nothing brings happiness over neighbours like living in a detached house.
    It's certainly put "make sure neighbours aren't loud thundercunts" near the top of my list when I go apartment-spotting next time... The rest of the building is inhabited by old, semi-deaf, ultra-quite people, so these new twunts are certainly a new and interesting experience...
  • mcmonkeyplc 23 Oct 2009 17:20:19 35,776 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    @mcmonkeyplc

    They call that a WarWank
    Ah, thanks.

    /takes note

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • phAge 23 Oct 2009 17:27:02 23,879 posts
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    Smuggo wrote:
    Have you thought about knocking on their door and asking them to keep the noise down?

    Sounds crazy I know, but it might just work.
    I did that to another guy in the complex just last week (he was playing so loud I could hear him three stories up...), but as I don't want them to get über-sensitive towards me (I like a spot of the ol' 5.1 when I'm playing Halo), I'm reluctant to do so unless things get *really* bad. It's not so much that they play loud music - it's the fact that its this retarded techno-crap which for all the world sounds like someone is kicking my livingroom wall every half-second...
  • Dirtbox 23 Oct 2009 17:27:51 73,646 posts
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    Why don't you knock on the wall and ask?

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  • Razz 23 Oct 2009 17:29:01 57,903 posts
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    Mitch Headburg

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  • Dirtbox 23 Oct 2009 17:29:31 73,646 posts
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    Crabcore gets my vote.

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  • Timmy 23 Oct 2009 17:31:36 9,031 posts
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    My new next door neighbours are loud too. More chavs. Fuckin' hate them.

    I find asking them to be quiet doesn't intially work. Knocking on their house a second time and holding a hammer usually does though.
  • Dirtbox 23 Oct 2009 17:32:15 73,646 posts
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    Oh I know, get the Pharcyde album.

    ed: oh, not pharcyde, what's that fucking shit shrieking/euphoric trance band?

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  • Dirtbox 23 Oct 2009 17:34:53 73,646 posts
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    Brokencyde!

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  • Khanivor 23 Oct 2009 17:35:07 38,673 posts
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    I spent years living in flats and there was always some bunch of cuntwads living next to me that would aggravate intensely. Since I now live in a detached house not only do I not have this problem, I actually know and hang out with my neighbours a lot more then I did in the past. When you're not on top of each other it's a lot easier to like people :)
  • jonsaan 23 Oct 2009 17:56:10 24,197 posts
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    /somewhere on another forum somewhere.....

    Is there any way we can stop our geeky neighbour from constantly typing at all hours of the night, the walls are paper thin and we can hear everything he does. Including furious wanking sessions.

    FCUTA!

  • iokthemonkey 23 Oct 2009 18:14:01 4,664 posts
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    Can you hear them shagging?

    If so, verbally join in and keep saying stuff like, 'no keep doing it, I'm almost there...' and 'go on, FHUTA, please!'

    Or maybe less extreme, if you hear them speaking in silly voices, reply in one of your own. They'll then hopefully either stop or it'll confuse them into fighting each other ala The Hobbit.

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  • President_Weasel 23 Oct 2009 18:22:25 7,709 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Brokencyde!
    Now them I want to end. I don't like living in a world that also contains them, and I was here first.
  • Lexx87 23 Oct 2009 18:24:49 20,826 posts
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    My uncle's son is living with us for a week. He's a little pissant and is really irritating.

    /retires to room

    /wrong thread :p

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Ged42 23 Oct 2009 18:29:19 7,400 posts
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    Do you wish to link up to the orbital nuclear launch platform, phAge?

    Or alternatively get some really good headphones

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