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  • Lutz 1 Oct 2009 10:45:13 48,854 posts
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    Forgive the Daily Fail link, but..

    Baby Hippo as big as a lettuce leaf!

    /dies from cuteness OD
  • Lexx87 1 Oct 2009 10:46:43 20,869 posts
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    Read as "cuntness". :(

    :o! awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • woodnotes 1 Oct 2009 10:46:59 4,922 posts
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    Why do hippos "kill more humas than any other animal"? Is it because humans are stupid and annoy them?
  • Lutz 1 Oct 2009 10:48:38 48,854 posts
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    Yup. That and they're short tempered, and a lot faster than people realise. They hit over 30mph IIRC
  • JuanKerr 1 Oct 2009 10:48:45 36,203 posts
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    woodnotes wrote:
    Why do hippos "kill more humas than any other animal"? Is it because humans are stupid and annoy them?

    Don't be ridiculous - it's because Hippos are PURE EVIL of course.
  • Deleted user 1 October 2009 10:50:22
    woodnotes wrote:
    Why do hippos "kill more humas than any other animal"? Is it because humans are stupid and annoy them?

    They tip over the boats and are far more awesome in the water than we are.
  • andywilkie35 1 Oct 2009 10:50:45 5,338 posts
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    It looks like a toy

    PSN ID & Xbox Gamertag: Wedjwants

  • Lutz 1 Oct 2009 10:52:03 48,854 posts
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    Remember that thread asking "if you could have a miniture version of any animal, what would you have"?
    Did anyone pick hippo?
  • LeoliansBro 1 Oct 2009 10:53:47 43,231 posts
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    Miniature rhino was the one I'd go for.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Oct 2009 10:54:13 37,366 posts
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    This is what I thought of when I saw that picture

    We need a picture of it eating the lettuce too! Om nom nom.

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  • pinkds 1 Oct 2009 10:54:34 1,604 posts
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    I wonder what it would taste like
  • Lexx87 1 Oct 2009 10:55:31 20,869 posts
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    Griddled hippo. Mmmm.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • mcmonkeyplc 1 Oct 2009 10:56:14 39,387 posts
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    Awwwwwww reminds me of the scene from Jurassic park with the baby raptor.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • pinkds 1 Oct 2009 10:56:18 1,604 posts
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    All that's missing from that picture is the burger bap and tomato ketchup.
  • Lutz 1 Oct 2009 10:56:55 48,854 posts
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    >:( @ pinkds
  • pinkds 1 Oct 2009 10:56:58 1,604 posts
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    That would be the display picture in the local burger joint in Rotterdam
  • Trane 1 Oct 2009 10:57:56 4,050 posts
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    woodnotes wrote:
    Why do hippos "kill more humas than any other animal"? Is it because humans are stupid and annoy them?

    No, it's because they're hungry hippos.

    Has the game not taught you anyything?
  • Trane 1 Oct 2009 11:00:27 4,050 posts
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    Also, I want one as a pet!
  • danathjo 1 Oct 2009 11:05:53 7,231 posts
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    2 year ago I went to Kenya and ended up doing some 'hippo boat ride', got in the shittiest little boat, went out for about 15 minutes until we reached a family of hippos and turned the engine off and slowly drifted closer and closer to which this point I was thinking 'holy shit, this driver is going to kill us all' because by this point I already knew they they're the deadliest animal in Africa because they are VERY territorial and protective of thier young.

    Once the family of hippos saw us most of them dissapeared underwater and all you could hear is the bizzare grunting noises getting closer...obviously as a warning not to come any closer. Probably the single most scary moment in my life...I was just waiting for the boat to be flipped over and be eaten whole by one of these beasts...stupid driver

    Was cool in retrospect though
  • marilena 1 Oct 2009 11:07:38 8,198 posts
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    woodnotes wrote:
    Why do hippos "kill more humas than any other animal"? Is it because humans are stupid and annoy them?

    Hippos are very territorial and they charge trespassers in the second they lay eyes on them. They are freaking huge and quite fast, so you don't stand much of a chance.

    I imagine there must be areas of the world where human-hippo encounters are a fairly common occurrence, otherwise they wouldn't have become the animal with the highest human death toll on the planet.
  • the_dudefather 1 Oct 2009 11:11:51 9,200 posts
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    there needs to be a survival horror game with hippos

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • cianchristopher 1 Oct 2009 11:12:02 6,360 posts
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    Hungry Hungry Hippos - coming 2010 on Xbox 360, PS3 and PC (DX11).....
  • PearOfAnguish 1 Oct 2009 11:13:20 7,144 posts
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    I think you will find humans kill more humans than any animal.

    Yeah thanks for that, Steve N. from Birmingham, you cock.
  • Nexus_6 1 Oct 2009 11:18:27 3,872 posts
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    Lutz wrote:
    Remember that thread asking "if you could have a miniture version of any animal, what would you have"?
    Did anyone pick hippo?

    I picked ant
  • Deleted user 1 July 2012 13:43:39
    this thread will do

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/meet-lil-bub-natures-happy-accident-who-is

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  • graysonavich 1 Jul 2012 13:52:14 7,309 posts
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    I dunno about cute, but it's definitely funny.
  • jonsaan 1 Jul 2012 14:52:29 25,326 posts
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    Was that moominpapa a hippo? Hated that show. I don't recall him being especially dangerous either?

    FCUTA!

  • TOOTR 1 Jul 2012 15:08:34 9,498 posts
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    Nexus_6 wrote:
    Lutz wrote:
    Remember that thread asking "if you could have a miniture version of any animal, what would you have"?
    Did anyone pick hippo?
    I picked ant
    LOL :D

    Everybody should just calm down a little bit and have a nice cup of tea.

  • neilka 1 Jul 2012 15:34:10 15,665 posts
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    Timotei wrote:
    It's like a turd with legs.
    What have you been eating?!
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