Am I the only person who thinks that it would be kinda cool?|
For one, it would bring us, as a race closer together as we join up to fight a common enemy.
And it would be the slow, rubbish, classic zombies, not these new gangled running around like a nutter kinds that have been seen in recent films.
Imagine the fun of walking to the supermarket, having to blast 5 shambling, rotting corpses in the face with a Magnum to reach the Findus Crispy Pancakes, or needing to disembowel a couple of the wretched devilspawn in order to pick the lottery numbers.
Bring on the living dead, that's what I say!!!
At weekends when my wife is away I like to wear her stockings and put Stickle bricks up my bottom whilst listening to Ke$ha songs.