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  • neilka 4 Jan 2013 14:58:03 16,471 posts
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    What are your dogs called Deckard?

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  • Deckard1 4 Jan 2013 15:00:26 29,219 posts
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    I'm not telling you.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • nickthegun 4 Jan 2013 15:00:33 61,118 posts
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    My friends dog was called jet but, as we discovered, answered to anything loud and a single syllable.

    So he became known as the mong voice you do when you put your tongue under your bottom lip. Its not even a word but he would come running if you went 'mnur-ur-ur'.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • neilka 4 Jan 2013 15:08:53 16,471 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I'm not telling you.
    It's okay, we're in a non-judgemental dog-based environment here.

    Are they both called Dale?

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  • Deleted user 4 January 2013 15:10:40
    Dark and Mongo?
  • nickthegun 4 Jan 2013 15:11:20 61,118 posts
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    Jellybean and cupcake. Both male dogs.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Deckard1 4 Jan 2013 15:14:04 29,219 posts
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    Ha its actually elton and david so fuck all of you.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • nickthegun 4 Jan 2013 15:19:38 61,118 posts
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    Note: that is not a joke

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Deleted user 4 January 2013 15:56:15
    That is ace.
  • Deckard1 4 Jan 2013 16:50:10 29,219 posts
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    Yes mowgli. I called my dogs Elton and David.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Deleted user 4 January 2013 16:50:52
    I want to believe that so I will.
  • Deleted user 4 January 2013 16:51:32
    It's either that or I believe you called them scruffy and notcat.
  • Khanivor 4 Jan 2013 17:34:50 41,133 posts
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    @nickthegun - that must have been hilarious. I can so visualise calling out for that dog in the park.
  • Dougs 4 Jan 2013 17:38:57 69,125 posts
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    I approve of kinky's suggestion.
  • TVoJ 4 Jan 2013 17:50:46 2,028 posts
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    Anyone have their dogs name on its tag? Sounds like a silly question I know but it's not.
  • Goban 7 Jan 2013 10:59:14 9,076 posts
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    It's not advised, makes it easier to pinch them, apparently.

    Decided not to go for dog no2.
  • Deleted user 7 January 2013 11:02:16
    TVoJ wrote:
    Anyone have their dogs name on its tag? Sounds like a silly question I know but it's not.
    We do, but everyone is now telling us it is a bad idea. We never leave her tied up alone though or in a garden by herself. And she is so damn friendly anyway a stranger won't even need to know her name for her to potter off with them!
  • binky Moderator 7 Jan 2013 11:05:00 9,854 posts
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    We have his name on the tag. Assumed it was the done thing to be honest. Maybe because we assumed people looking at the tag would be trying to return him if he escaped?

    Can't say I've EVER left him outside of a shop or anything like that. I honest don't think he'd like that. Maybe I should be brave and do that one day.
  • neilka 7 Jan 2013 11:08:11 16,471 posts
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    Why would having your dog's name on its tag make it easier to steal?

    Is dog rustling really a big problem in the UK?

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  • Deckard1 7 Jan 2013 11:16:20 29,219 posts
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    If you know the name its easier to get the dog to come to you. "Get the van Roger!!" and that's it. Next thing you know your dogs wearing crotchless panties and a peephole bra, dancing on a hot plate in some Iranian sheikhs rape yacht.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • binky Moderator 7 Jan 2013 11:17:33 9,854 posts
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    Sounds like a Thursday.
  • Goban 7 Jan 2013 11:26:21 9,076 posts
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    Your name and address are what's required by law in the uk, although a telephone number and post code are optional but advised.

    Stanley hates being tied up outside shops, I make a point of it to toughen the little wimp up.
  • El_MUERkO 7 Jan 2013 11:27:36 17,126 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    If you know the name its easier to get the dog to come to you. "Get the van Roger!!" and that's it. Next thing you know your dogs wearing crotchless panties and a peephole bra, dancing on a hot plate in some Iranian sheikhs rape yacht.
    You paint a horrifying picture. I laughed.
  • Deleted user 7 January 2013 11:29:01
    Apparently you're just supposed to put your telephone number on the tags and not the dog's name but if my dogs ever got lost or stolen, I'd want them to at least be called by their names.
  • Deckard1 7 Jan 2013 11:34:07 29,219 posts
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    That's stupid, dogs can't even use phones. Even if they could how they gonna tell you where they are. It's fucking stupid.

    Edited by Deckard1 at 11:34:47 07-01-2013

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • binky Moderator 7 Jan 2013 11:35:46 9,854 posts
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    Your dog can't use a phone? Pfftttt.. noob.
  • psychokitten Moderator 7 Jan 2013 11:38:07 7,794 posts
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    Deckard once told me in the strictest confidence that his dogs are named Fluffles and FiFi McCutiepants
  • Deleted user 7 January 2013 11:44:37
    I hear Deckard lets his dogs tongue him. In the mouth.
  • kinky_mong 7 Jan 2013 12:06:22 10,750 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    I approve of kinky's suggestion.
    I'm glad someone got it! :D

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • binky Moderator 7 Jan 2013 12:09:06 9,854 posts
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    So here's our dog (and our boy). Both in need of a good brushing!

    http://instagram.com/p/UJvTRpyxAQ/
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