What are your dogs called Deckard?
if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
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neilka 11,923 posts
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nickthegun 44,250 posts
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Registered 7 years agoMy friends dog was called jet but, as we discovered, answered to anything loud and a single syllable.
So he became known as the mong voice you do when you put your tongue under your bottom lip. Its not even a word but he would come running if you went 'mnur-ur-ur'.---------------------------------------------------------
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neilka 11,923 posts
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Registered 8 years agoDeckard1 wrote:
It's okay, we're in a non-judgemental dog-based environment here.
I'm not telling you.
Are they both called Dale?if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
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Registered 7 years agoJellybean and cupcake. Both male dogs.---------------------------------------------------------
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Deckard1 17,892 posts
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Registered 4 years agoHa its actually elton and david so fuck all of you. -
nickthegun 44,250 posts
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Registered 7 years agoNote: that is not a joke---------------------------------------------------------
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mowgli 31,796 posts
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Registered 4 years agoYes mowgli. I called my dogs Elton and David. -
mowgli 31,796 posts
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mowgli 31,796 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIt's either that or I believe you called them scruffy and notcat.Pissy pants.
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Registered 11 years ago@nickthegun - that must have been hilarious. I can so visualise calling out for that dog in the park. -
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Registered 5 years agoAnyone have their dogs name on its tag? Sounds like a silly question I know but it's not. -
Goban 8,924 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIt's not advised, makes it easier to pinch them, apparently.
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mowgli 31,796 posts
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Registered 7 years agoTVoJ wrote:
We do, but everyone is now telling us it is a bad idea. We never leave her tied up alone though or in a garden by herself. And she is so damn friendly anyway a stranger won't even need to know her name for her to potter off with them!
Anyone have their dogs name on its tag? Sounds like a silly question I know but it's not.Pissy pants.
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We have his name on the tag. Assumed it was the done thing to be honest. Maybe because we assumed people looking at the tag would be trying to return him if he escaped?
Can't say I've EVER left him outside of a shop or anything like that. I honest don't think he'd like that. Maybe I should be brave and do that one day. -
neilka 11,923 posts
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Registered 8 years agoWhy would having your dog's name on its tag make it easier to steal?
Is dog rustling really a big problem in the UK?if you have nothing intresting to say then you might as well just throw your bags on the truck and drive away
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Deckard1 17,892 posts
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Registered 4 years agoIf you know the name its easier to get the dog to come to you. "Get the van Roger!!" and that's it. Next thing you know your dogs wearing crotchless panties and a peephole bra, dancing on a hot plate in some Iranian sheikhs rape yacht. -
Sounds like a Thursday.
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Goban 8,924 posts
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Registered 7 years agoYour name and address are what's required by law in the uk, although a telephone number and post code are optional but advised.
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El_MUERkO 16,126 posts
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Registered 10 years agoDeckard1 wrote:
You paint a horrifying picture. I laughed.
If you know the name its easier to get the dog to come to you. "Get the van Roger!!" and that's it. Next thing you know your dogs wearing crotchless panties and a peephole bra, dancing on a hot plate in some Iranian sheikhs rape yacht. -
Apparently you're just supposed to put your telephone number on the tags and not the dog's name but if my dogs ever got lost or stolen, I'd want them to at least be called by their names. -
Deckard1 17,892 posts
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Registered 4 years agoThat's stupid, dogs can't even use phones. Even if they could how they gonna tell you where they are. It's fucking stupid.
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Your dog can't use a phone? Pfftttt.. noob.
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Deckard once told me in the strictest confidence that his dogs are named Fluffles and FiFi McCutiepants -
I hear Deckard lets his dogs tongue him. In the mouth.
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kinky_mong 7,955 posts
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Registered 5 years agoDougs wrote:
I'm glad someone got it!
I approve of kinky's suggestion.
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So here's our dog (and our boy). Both in need of a good brushing!
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