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  ZuluHero 28 May 2012 18:07:07 2,624 posts
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  Whoops I posted this story as well today. Didn't read back far enough to see that ddevil posted it in here! Sorry!
  
  Anyway, I can't stop to talk as im off to the nearest shopping mall to lock myself in, I just didn't want to leave any bad air around seeing as most of you will be zombies in a few days!

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  MrTomFTW Moderator 29 May 2012 23:03:43 31,653 posts
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  Stolen from Tumblr, looks like Florida is definitely ground zero on the Zombie apocalypse:
  

  5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
  Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
  
  5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
  http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
  
  5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
  
  5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
  http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
  
  5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
  http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
  
  5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
  
  5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
  http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
  
  5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
  
  5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
  
  5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402
  
  All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

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  BinaryBob101 29 May 2012 23:12:11 21,187 posts
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  It's not a good time to be meme.

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  BinaryBob101 29 May 2012 23:13:14 21,187 posts
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  Actually, if he's not prepared Khani will be the first to go, eh?

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  Khanivor 29 May 2012 23:17:07 38,878 posts
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  I think I'll pack some extra axes, medicine and fresh water.
  
  /driving down to Florida tomorrow
  
  Been nice knowing you guys.
  
  Except sport.

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  the_dudefather 29 May 2012 23:18:57 8,218 posts
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  Disney world would be an amazing setting for a Survival Horror game

  There is only one thing we say to Death: 'Maybe Tomorrow'

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  localnotail 29 May 2012 23:33:45 21,556 posts
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  I hear they are blaming naked face-eater guy on methadrone / MCAT, which is sold as "bathsalts" over there vs planted here. This would explain the nakedness, as it ramps up your body temp, but not the facial snackage. Although, there was that goat dude a while back, so, maybe.

  Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.

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  localnotail 29 May 2012 23:35:45 21,556 posts
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  *plant food - (sorry, can't edit posts on phone)

  Playing all the right notes— but not necessarily in the right order.

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  Load_2.0 29 May 2012 23:45:18 14,987 posts
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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHjHFkDZ1nk

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  The_Iron_Man666 30 May 2012 08:21:30 85 posts
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  @Load_2.0 There'd be a much, much larger queue for George Bush and/or Tony Blair

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  Tom_Servo 30 May 2012 11:58:49 13,413 posts
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  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18241494
  
  Armando Aguilar, of Miami's Fraternal Order of Police, told a CNN affiliate he believed the suspect could have overdosed on a type of drug known as "bath salts".
  
  Made with the active agent mephedrone, the synthetic substance often causes users to become highly aggressive and experience intense hallucinations.
  
  Mr Aguilar cited four past overdoses in the Miami area where people had also removed their clothes and gone berserk.
  
  "It causes them to go completely insane and become very violent," he said.
  
  /stocks up on canned food

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  The_Iron_Man666 30 May 2012 12:29:53 85 posts
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  Choice of equipment
  
  Weapons - Sniper/Flamethrower
  Explosives - Grenade/C4
  Vehicle - Jeep 4x4
  Travel - Day
  Food - Tinned
  Communication devices - Mobile phone/ Laptop
  Drink - Water/ Coke zero

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  Whizzo 30 May 2012 12:42:13 41,258 posts
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  Bath salts cause psychotic episodes? Christ better look out for the killer grannies chaps!

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  Blerk Moderator 30 May 2012 12:43:03 47,785 posts
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  Not Florida, but.... "Man threw Intestines At Officers After Stabbing Himself".

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  Whizzo 30 May 2012 12:46:28 41,258 posts
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  It was later determined that it was in fact just a string of sausages he'd spilt ketchup all over.

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  psychokitten Moderator 30 May 2012 12:48:09 7,636 posts
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  What kind of man wears Armor hot dogs?

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  MrTomFTW Moderator 30 May 2012 12:49:34 31,653 posts
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  Huh, it sounds like he survived.

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  Tom_Servo 30 May 2012 12:51:27 13,413 posts
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  Blerk wrote:
  Not Florida, but.... "Man threw Intestines At Officers After Stabbing Himself".

  An attempt to pepper spray the bleeding man had no effect, the Associated Press reported.
  
  Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven't been confirmed.
  
  D:

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  Whizzo 30 May 2012 12:53:33 41,258 posts
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  If he'd disembowelled himself while completely sane or sober I'd be rather worried, alternatively it was a really botched seppuku effort.

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  the_dudefather 30 May 2012 12:53:48 8,218 posts
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  Whizzo wrote:
  Bath salts cause psychotic episodes? Christ better look out for the killer grannies chaps!

  Lush revealed to be a front for the Umbrella corporation

  There is only one thing we say to Death: 'Maybe Tomorrow'

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  billythekid 30 May 2012 13:10:07 10,297 posts
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  Just seen the pictures of what's left of the guy's face, not pretty

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  The_Iron_Man666 30 May 2012 14:50:26 85 posts
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  @Blark The next generation of Emos are getting worse. It was wrist slitting then, self-intestine-spilling now

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  Tom_Servo 1 Jun 2012 14:44:30 13,413 posts
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  Man eats flatmate's brain and heart
  
  I like how that URL differs significantly from the actual headline.

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  Tom_Servo 6 Jun 2012 18:06:03 13,413 posts
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  Louisiana man bites off part of neighbour's face

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  jonsaan 6 Jun 2012 18:12:37 24,369 posts
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  Isn't rabies a zombie like problem?

  FCUTA!

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  Brave_Dave 6 Jun 2012 18:16:43 109 posts
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  Yes it causes you to die and come back to life...

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  jonsaan 8 Jun 2012 19:13:44 24,369 posts
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  Brave_Dave wrote:
  Yes it causes you to die and come back to life...

  Well it makes you go mad and bite people which can infect them also so its really not dissimilar shirley?

  FCUTA!

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  neilka 8 Jun 2012 19:36:30 12,560 posts
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  Right, I'm off to bagsy the top floor of the Shard. Any hot bitches and/or expert snipers please PM me to apply for access.

  EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE

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  Blerk Moderator 25 Jun 2012 11:37:15 47,785 posts
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  This is still going on, btw!
  
  Man bites off a chunk of another guy's arm.

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