Zombies to cause "end of civilisation". Page 2

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  • glaeken 18 Aug 2009 12:06:26 11,177 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Vampires likely to beat Werewolves in imaginary war.

    Really? Warewolfs can kill the vamps during the day AND night. Clear advantage if you ask me.

    I thought Werewolves were only active during a full moon? As such that tells me Vampires have a hell of a lot more time to kill Werewolves and while they are still in human form.
  • WrongShui 18 Aug 2009 12:24:25 6,619 posts
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    They are only werewolves during a full moon, during the day they could wonder round staking vampires to their hearts content.
  • Xerx3s 18 Aug 2009 12:25:58 23,944 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    Tonka wrote:
    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Vampires likely to beat Werewolves in imaginary war.

    Really? Warewolfs can kill the vamps during the day AND night. Clear advantage if you ask me.

    I thought Werewolves were only active during a full moon? As such that tells me Vampires have a hell of a lot more time to kill Werewolves and while they are still in human form.

    No, he was talking about warewolves who only come out during sales, which is pretty much all the time atm.
  • Xerx3s 18 Aug 2009 12:27:21 23,944 posts
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    Also, vampires are demonic by nature (and not human as films would have you believe) so it's kind of a m00t point.
  • BabyJesus 18 Aug 2009 13:41:13 4,412 posts
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    You know whats hilarious, in a bad way.

    This study probably got a government grant from the Canadians.
  • Lukus 18 Aug 2009 13:49:06 19,116 posts
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    Zombies = Chavs/Football hooligans. It's already happening, the end is nigh!

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  • localnotail 18 Aug 2009 14:21:42 23,093 posts
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    why didn't I get to study stuff like this at university?

    /gets boomstick

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Tonka 18 Aug 2009 14:44:20 20,449 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    Tonka wrote:
    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Vampires likely to beat Werewolves in imaginary war.

    Really? Warewolfs can kill the vamps during the day AND night. Clear advantage if you ask me.

    I thought Werewolves were only active during a full moon? As such that tells me Vampires have a hell of a lot more time to kill Werewolves and while they are still in human form.

    Even though they are only wolves during full moon they have a human shape the rest of the time. And human can kill vampires.

    A clear lycan advantage.

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  • Telepathic.Geometry 18 Aug 2009 14:46:56 11,334 posts
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    I dunno about vamps, but I reckon I've got a shot at taking down zombies any day of the week. I'm praying that day comes, all of my cyber training will finally come to the fore. Unless they're the zombies from 28 days later. Then I reckon it'll be a bit tricky...

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 May 2012 19:07:24 38,265 posts
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    The zombie apocalypse has begun! And where else but in Miami? MSNBC reports:

    Report: Miami police shoot naked man chewing on victim's face
    By Jim Gold, msnbc.com

    A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

    The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.
    The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.
    Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.
    The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.
    Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.
    The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.
    The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.
    Neither man was identified.

    “Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.
    A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.
    Police requested surveillance video that had been obtained by the newspaper, the Herald reported.
    The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival
    Edited by DDevil at 19:07:41 27-05-2012

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  • Brave_Dave 27 May 2012 19:34:16 109 posts
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    Haha it's totally how you could imagine it begining. Part of me is sad it's just pcp :( http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ca5_1338111020

    Nothing graphic in this video.
  • Carbon_Altered 27 May 2012 21:08:22 675 posts
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    I'm destroying our staircase, sent the missus out to get supplies.

    THIS IS IT PEOPLE
  • MadCaddy13 27 May 2012 22:48:53 1,931 posts
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    As soon as I saw his name as Robert smith? I stopped reading
  • Lukus 27 May 2012 22:54:47 19,116 posts
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    Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man...

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  • Tonka 28 May 2012 07:07:03 20,449 posts
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    YES! FINALLY!

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  • Blerk Moderator 28 May 2012 08:54:56 48,225 posts
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    So how long do these things usually take get going properly? A week or so of 'weird' stories before full-on fall of civilisation? I need to buy some tinned food.
  • localnotail 28 May 2012 09:37:59 23,093 posts
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    I always though it would start in Disneyworld.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Ged42 28 May 2012 10:00:20 7,732 posts
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    Everyone watch out if people you know start developing strange cravings.
  • mcmonkeyplc 28 May 2012 10:13:40 39,458 posts
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    Miami is Racoon city?!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Tonka 28 May 2012 10:19:00 20,449 posts
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    Blerk wrote:
    So how long do these things usually take get going properly? A week or so of 'weird' stories before full-on fall of civilisation? I need to buy some tinned food.
    A week sounds about right. By then enough holidayers have come back from Miami to spread the plague world wide.

    Heads to BOL.

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  • Deleted user 28 May 2012 10:26:29
    Off to B&Q for some Walnuts and Pea-shooters to defend my house. Might pick up a couple of rakes too while I'm at it. Thankfully, I don't have a swimming pool in my back garden so I can forgo the lillypads for now.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 May 2012 10:30:23 38,265 posts
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    Edited by DDevil at 10:30:39 28-05-2012

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  • magicpanda 28 May 2012 10:30:52 13,367 posts
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    This is pretty good. http://imgur.com/a/DeOSG#0
  • The_Iron_Man666 28 May 2012 11:35:41 85 posts
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    This is when you need Frank West. And maybe Nikolai and Dr. Richtofen. Or a big-ass gun

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  • Blerk Moderator 28 May 2012 11:47:02 48,225 posts
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    magicpanda wrote:
    This is pretty good. http://imgur.com/a/DeOSG#0
    That was genuinely great!
  • Razz 28 May 2012 12:24:25 61,210 posts
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    Liked that magicpanda, cheers!

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  • S.J.Rogers 28 May 2012 12:54:37 3,557 posts
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    magicpanda wrote:
    This is pretty good. http://imgur.com/a/DeOSG#0
    Really good and just show how quick it would ALL fall to shit..!
  • Zizoo 28 May 2012 13:05:00 8,383 posts
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    I enjoyed that. Especially since it mentions the city I live (Port Elizabeth, SA) on "day 12". Very cool.
  • Whizzo 28 May 2012 13:18:51 43,133 posts
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    /joins in with the chorus of "that was pretty damn good"

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  • Load_2.0 28 May 2012 13:38:41 19,296 posts
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    The plus side of a zombie apocolypse is all the killing.

    You are effectively murdering loads of people, sans guilt or repercussions. Talk about stress relief.

    Imagine killing the zombie Jeremy Kyle, the queue would be a mile long!

    If you can't enjoy that, there is something wrong with you.
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