Zombies to cause "end of civilisation".

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  • lucky_jim 18 Aug 2009 09:42:23 5,161 posts
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    Now this is a classic silly-season story from the BBC!

    If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

    Get playing L4D, people. It's not a game, it's training.
  • MetalDog 18 Aug 2009 09:45:43 23,706 posts
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    Just had an awesome twenty minute horror movie love fest conversation at work off the back of that =)

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • figgis 18 Aug 2009 09:47:03 7,382 posts
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    Robert Smith?, fucking hell.
  • the_dudefather 18 Aug 2009 09:48:03 8,976 posts
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    Oh man if the aliens from aliens attacked earth we'd be fucked

    more on this exciting update on the 9 o' clock news

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • mcmonkeyplc 18 Aug 2009 09:50:01 38,899 posts
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    Has the BBC just turned it's self into the Dailymash?

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • LeoliansBro 18 Aug 2009 09:50:09 41,863 posts
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    If Doctor Evil made all the world's volcanos simultaneously erupt, it'd be a disaster.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 18 Aug 2009 09:52:20 36,275 posts
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    Still no cure for cancer.

    I totally called it.
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  • bigshot316 18 Aug 2009 09:52:36 23,402 posts
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    It's the werewolves that worry me.
  • Deleted user 18 August 2009 09:59:34
    And if the planet exploded, it'd be the end of civilisation as well.

    Death is the end of life, FILM AT TEN!
  • Deleted user 18 August 2009 09:59:54
    dear god no. I actually get nightmares for real about zombies.

    /invests zombie survival manual.
  • Deleted user 18 August 2009 10:04:38
    Someone should tell that Robert Smith guy to just go buy World War Z, it'd be cheaper and save him some time with research and stuff, given it does most of the things he has "concluded".

    Though I'd give a city a day under zombie attack before it fell, not 3-4 - in the UK anyway, in a place where the police all have guns then 3-4 maybe, but we'd be fucked here in the UK to be honest.
  • speedofthepuma 18 Aug 2009 10:05:04 13,246 posts
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    Vampires likely to beat Werewolves in imaginary war.

    THIS IS THE NEWS.

    I've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.

  • Whizzo 18 Aug 2009 10:05:47 42,759 posts
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    figgis wrote:
    Robert Smith?, fucking hell.
    What a twat!

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  • Tonka 18 Aug 2009 10:07:41 19,840 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Vampires likely to beat Werewolves in imaginary war.

    Really? Warewolfs can kill the vamps during the day AND night. Clear advantage if you ask me.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • funkyd 18 Aug 2009 10:13:20 7,522 posts
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    /facepalms BBC
  • smoothpete 18 Aug 2009 10:14:55 31,017 posts
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    Fucks sake

    Anyway that picture is bullshit, that zombie has a spike in its head and would therefore be proper dead
  • Dirtbox 18 Aug 2009 10:18:17 76,329 posts
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    My friend recently split up with her boyfriend because after a breakdown he became obsessed with zombies to the point where he was stockpiling canned food and designing weapons, carrying around a survival kit and the like. When tested on the subject he quotes passages from the bible pertaining to what could possibly be construed as a zombie apocalypse and so on. Frankly the bloke is a loop.

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  • Venkman90 18 Aug 2009 10:26:13 4,430 posts
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    EverAfter wrote:
    Someone should tell that Robert Smith guy to just go buy World War Z, it'd be cheaper and save him some time with research and stuff, given it does most of the things he has "concluded".

    Though I'd give a city a day under zombie attack before it fell, not 3-4 - in the UK anyway, in a place where the police all have guns then 3-4 maybe, but we'd be fucked here in the UK to be honest.

    We did ok in WWZ, took 5 years to clear London but our castles came in handy, as did the fact we are a small landmass so had less issues with megaswarms.

  • Venkman90 18 Aug 2009 10:26:45 4,430 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    My friend recently split up with her boyfriend because after a breakdown he became obsessed with zombies to the point where he was stockpiling canned food and designing weapons, carrying around a survival kit and the like. When tested on the subject he quotes passages from the bible pertaining to what could possibly be construed as a zombie apocalypse and so on. Frankly the bloke is a loop.

    lol

    Sounds like a right laugh, dress as a Zombie and start hangoing around outside his house!
  • the_dudefather 18 Aug 2009 10:36:12 8,976 posts
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    Venkman90 wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    My friend recently split up with her boyfriend because after a breakdown he became obsessed with zombies to the point where he was stockpiling canned food and designing weapons, carrying around a survival kit and the like. When tested on the subject he quotes passages from the bible pertaining to what could possibly be construed as a zombie apocalypse and so on. Frankly the bloke is a loop.

    lol

    Sounds like a right laugh, dress as a Zombie and start hangoing around outside his house!

    then get shot

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • funkyd 18 Aug 2009 10:47:07 7,522 posts
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    Venkman90 wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    My friend recently split up with her boyfriend because after a breakdown he became obsessed with zombies to the point where he was stockpiling canned food and designing weapons, carrying around a survival kit and the like. When tested on the subject he quotes passages from the bible pertaining to what could possibly be construed as a zombie apocalypse and so on. Frankly the bloke is a loop.

    lol

    Sounds like a right laugh, dress as a Zombie and start hangoing around outside his house!

    glol

    Dirtbox has to do this.
  • Venkman90 18 Aug 2009 10:50:15 4,430 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    Venkman90 wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    My friend recently split up with her boyfriend because after a breakdown he became obsessed with zombies to the point where he was stockpiling canned food and designing weapons, carrying around a survival kit and the like. When tested on the subject he quotes passages from the bible pertaining to what could possibly be construed as a zombie apocalypse and so on. Frankly the bloke is a loop.

    lol

    Sounds like a right laugh, dress as a Zombie and start hangoing around outside his house!

    then get shot

    FRANCIS.....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
  • ProfessorLesser 18 Aug 2009 11:01:20 19,349 posts
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    Our Governmental advisor for the spread of infectious disease seems to think it's laudable research :-/
  • shamblemonkee 18 Aug 2009 11:10:45 14,039 posts
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    On his university web page, the mathematics professor at Ottawa University says the question mark distinguishes him from Robert Smith, lead singer of rock band The Cure.

    because i bet he's always getting mixed up with him....cock.
  • Whizzo 18 Aug 2009 11:14:41 42,759 posts
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    It's an easy mistake to make.

    As is the BBC having a headline saying "Science proves zombies could annihilate humans" when it's total and utter bullshit.

    Everyone knows drop bears are going to kill humanity.

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  • AphoticCosmos 18 Aug 2009 11:15:03 131 posts
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    In other news, death stars have been proven to cause extinction events.
  • Ged42 18 Aug 2009 11:18:38 7,641 posts
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    mmmm brains
  • uglygamer 18 Aug 2009 11:33:01 11,787 posts
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    funkyd wrote:
    /facepalms BBC
    Its clearly working though

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/live_stats/html/map.stm?lsf
  • Xerx3s 18 Aug 2009 12:02:39 23,944 posts
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    We've got about 4000 nukes around the world, should solve the problem quite nicely. Probably some secret neutron bombs as well.
  • psychokitten Moderator 18 Aug 2009 12:06:18 7,791 posts
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    I am prepared.

    I'm totally stoked about this, too.
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