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  • bigshot316 17 Aug 2009 15:27:19 24,075 posts
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    Best. Game. Idea. Ever.

    Discuss.

    smoggo wrote:
    At weekends when my wife is away I like to wear her stockings and put Stickle bricks up my bottom whilst listening to Ke$ha songs.

  • Page1 17 Aug 2009 15:28:47 2,618 posts
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    Bullet time effect, oh yes!
  • BabyJesus 17 Aug 2009 15:28:51 4,412 posts
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    I don't believe technology has come far enough yet to simulate the boob bouncing in the opening of the show.
  • mcmonkeyplc 17 Aug 2009 15:28:55 39,467 posts
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    Not really.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • Blerk Moderator 17 Aug 2009 15:29:17 48,225 posts
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    Did I fall through a time warp again?
  • L_Franko Moderator 17 Aug 2009 15:29:56 9,694 posts
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    What would this give to the gaming world?
  • BabyJesus 17 Aug 2009 15:29:58 4,412 posts
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    Blerk wrote:
    Did I fall through a time warp again?

    Good show that, on discovery.
  • jonsaan 17 Aug 2009 15:30:15 25,360 posts
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    I'm pretty sure it's been done.

    FCUTA!

  • smoothpete 17 Aug 2009 15:30:38 31,581 posts
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    Run Yasmin, run!!
  • jonsaan 17 Aug 2009 15:31:06 25,360 posts
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    Certainly a pinball game.

    FCUTA!

  • mcmonkeyplc 17 Aug 2009 15:32:13 39,467 posts
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    Blerk wrote:
    Did I fall through a time warp again?

    Can you run as fast as Usain Bolt? If so then there's your answer.

    Your creating a tear in space time every time I run that fast.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • DFawkes 17 Aug 2009 15:32:41 23,363 posts
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    Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 with a life guard mini-game, that'd do it. Needs to be 2 for the individual breast physics - I mean come on, this is a whole new gen past DOAXBV!

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • bigshot316 17 Aug 2009 15:35:55 24,075 posts
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    Surfing simulator, Jetski stuntsmaster, deep sea welding simulator, shark hunting, dating sim, volleyball, sandcastle building, getting-over-your-wife-having-cancer-even-though-she-is-the-ugliest-one-on-the-show-by-far-simulator.

    The possibilities are endless!!

    smoggo wrote:
    At weekends when my wife is away I like to wear her stockings and put Stickle bricks up my bottom whilst listening to Ke$ha songs.

  • mrpon 17 Aug 2009 15:35:59 29,206 posts
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    Will Pammy's tits come with a patch? ;)

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • sport 17 Aug 2009 15:36:18 12,776 posts
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    I'm still pissed off there hasn't been an A Team game with 4 player co-op.
  • BabyJesus 17 Aug 2009 15:36:55 4,412 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Will Pammy's tits come with a patch? ;)

    Nah, there is peripheral being made by nintendo for that.

    EDIT- Along with a titwank mini game.
  • bigshot316 17 Aug 2009 15:37:29 24,075 posts
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    sport wrote:
    I'm still pissed off there hasn't been an A Team game with 4 player co-op.

    In all seriousness, ^^^^^ This!!!

    smoggo wrote:
    At weekends when my wife is away I like to wear her stockings and put Stickle bricks up my bottom whilst listening to Ke$ha songs.

  • DFawkes 17 Aug 2009 15:39:06 23,363 posts
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    I'm getting fed up of getting-over-your-wife-having-cancer-even-though-she-is-the-ugliest-one-on- the-show-by-far-simulators. Dime a dozen now.

    Though as a general serious idea, a XBLA game where you run a beach. You have to place lifeguard stations (that can recruit) close enough to cover each other and some water in it's radius of saving. Then you could have those lifeguard seats to reinforce your zones on the coast, ways to raise funds such as ice cream carts, and ways to aid in other ways, like swimming classes that reduce drowning incidents.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Deleted user 17 August 2009 15:40:45
    An A Team game would rock.

    I was thinking that an Airwolf or Knight Rider game would be cool. Acclaim thought that too, many years ago.

    Who would we have develop A Team?
  • Demikaze 17 Aug 2009 15:41:35 6,701 posts
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    Nothing happens in the A-Team. I watched a re-run the other day and it was the slowest show ever.
  • BinaryBob101 17 Aug 2009 15:44:05 23,574 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    sport wrote:
    I'm still pissed off there hasn't been an A Team game with 4 player co-op.

    In all seriousness, ^^^^^ This!!!

    This will probably tie-in with the new movie coming out next year.

    www.TheGrumpyVaper.com

  • BabyJesus 17 Aug 2009 15:47:07 4,412 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    bigshot316 wrote:
    sport wrote:
    I'm still pissed off there hasn't been an A Team game with 4 player co-op.

    In all seriousness, ^^^^^ This!!!

    This will probably tie-in with the new movie coming out next year.
    Wait..what? New movie? A-Team, really?

    Why did I not receive this goddamn memo
  • LeoliansBro 17 Aug 2009 15:48:05 44,512 posts
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    [Insert rose-tinted view of 80s tripe here] would make a great game. How fresh and exciting.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • BinaryBob101 17 Aug 2009 15:48:28 23,574 posts
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    Yep, Ridley Scott producing. Joe Carnahan (NARC) directing. There's a thread in movies, somewhere...


    Yay, LB's back! We've missed you, where have you been? \o/

    www.TheGrumpyVaper.com

  • Demikaze 17 Aug 2009 15:48:34 6,701 posts
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    DFawkes wrote:
    I'm getting fed up of getting-over-your-wife-having-cancer-even-though-she-is-the-ugliest-one-on- the-show-by-far-simulators. Dime a dozen now.

    Though as a general serious idea, a XBLA game where you run a beach. You have to place lifeguard stations (that can recruit) close enough to cover each other and some water in it's radius of saving. Then you could have those lifeguard seats to reinforce your zones on the coast, ways to raise funds such as ice cream carts, and ways to aid in other ways, like swimming classes that reduce drowning incidents.

    How about natural disasters like Sim City?

    E.g. Sharks, Hurricanes, Tsunamis, Colossal Squid!

    In fact, I really crave a Xbox/PS3 game where you are in an undersea complex, tasked with exploring the surrounding area, and then you uncover mystifying creatures of the deep and must outwit massive kraken and never-seen-before animals. It'd be narrative-driven and a mixture of exploration, wonder, panic, chase, and combat. It'd feature submersibles. It'd feature the base flooding and a rush to seal off chambers from giant tentacle attack. It'd feature deep caverns, treasure, sunken wreckage, thermals, tectonic activity, scuba diving and romance. It'd be a bit like the book/film Sphere but a few thousand times better.
  • Syrette 17 Aug 2009 15:49:22 43,795 posts
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    Erm, you sort of will do that in Bioshock 2.

  • BinaryBob101 17 Aug 2009 15:50:38 23,574 posts
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    Will there be mystifying sea-creatures? With tentacles?

    www.TheGrumpyVaper.com

  • bigshot316 17 Aug 2009 15:51:56 24,075 posts
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    So, you can be either CJ or Mitch, and the game follows a series of 'episodes', each one with a different plot and different outcomes.
    For instance in 1 episode, you have to ban a group of yobs who are leaving litter all over your beach whilst trying not to resort to violence.

    In another you must save a baby from being eaten by a shark.

    Also, if you are the hoff there is a mini game where you have to control yourself and ensure you don't get an erection whilst watching those bitches bounce up and down the beach.

    I want to play tis game now!

    smoggo wrote:
    At weekends when my wife is away I like to wear her stockings and put Stickle bricks up my bottom whilst listening to Ke$ha songs.

  • sport 17 Aug 2009 15:54:57 12,776 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    [Insert rose-tinted view of 80s tripe here] would make a great game. How fresh and exciting.

    I won't mention my Tango and Cash idea then...
  • Deleted user 17 August 2009 16:29:16
    You could have a minigame breaking the fourth wall where you have to try and record the episode with Erika Eleniak swimming in the pool for about four minutes straight without your Dad realising that you're blatantly only doing it to have one of your earliest wanks once he's gone to bed.
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