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  • montywithnail 1 Jul 2009 08:09:47 430 posts
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    Grunk wrote:
    You only have to use your special move if everything slows donw and you hear :

    "FINISH HER"

    in a booming low pitched voice.

    GLOL
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Jul 2009 08:11:36 38,728 posts
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    I can't say I've ever had this problem.

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  • FWB 1 Jul 2009 08:12:15 44,850 posts
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    You should be finishing her first. Ladies first, after all.
  • saintedd 1 Jul 2009 08:12:39 303 posts
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    montywithnail wrote:
    Grunk wrote:
    You only have to use your special move if everything slows donw and you hear :

    "FINISH HER"

    in a booming low pitched voice.

    GLOL

    Just spat out my cornflakes.
  • Jeepers 1 Jul 2009 08:15:01 13,183 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    So, you would be fine with her calling it quits if she orgasms before you do?

    I dunno. Would she make me sleep in the wet patch as well?
  • S.J.Rogers 1 Jul 2009 08:20:29 3,557 posts
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    twelveways wrote:
    I tend to finish her off before I start. Once I finish I dont want to have to touch her again for a while so its easier to get it out of the way. If she comes during the act then it is just a bonus.

    Quoted, for the Mother F*cking Truth…!!!

    \o/
  • FWB 1 Jul 2009 08:25:28 44,850 posts
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    If you want to be sure that's probably the best approach. Will solve all your problems, OP.
  • cubbymoore 1 Jul 2009 08:28:08 36,501 posts
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    I like to think of sex like Mortal Kombat.
  • Jeepers 1 Jul 2009 08:29:31 13,183 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    I like to think of sex like Mortal Kombat.

    Great in the arcades, but a jerky, unfulfilling simulacrum at home?
  • cubbymoore 1 Jul 2009 08:33:25 36,501 posts
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    Nah, at first the gore's all cool, but then you start running out of ideas and have to start introducing new people into the mix, ultimately culminating in everyone being deeply dissatisfied.
  • Retroid Moderator 1 Jul 2009 08:36:50 45,025 posts
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    This thread started with a FAIL and has been going downhill from that point.
  • marilena 1 Jul 2009 08:39:44 8,203 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    So, you would be fine with her calling it quits if she orgasms before you do?

    You know, I, personally, don't really mind that. Of course, if it would happen all the time, it would start to become irritating, but once in a while I'm totally fine with it.

    My problem is that my girlfriend tends to think it's her fault if I can't get off, even though I tell her it isn't, it's just one of those days.
  • Carlo 1 Jul 2009 08:44:04 18,099 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    What, the woman is supposed to get pleasure?
    No. It's all a myth created by the lezzers.

    Female orgasm = oldest trick in the book.

    Don't worry about it forever-'two-strokes'-afternothing.

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  • Venkman90 1 Jul 2009 09:01:17 4,430 posts
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    Go down on her first, make her cum, then you can be as quick as you like, she will be a happy teddy.
  • LeoliansBro 1 Jul 2009 09:03:01 44,512 posts
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    Or, possibly, all women are different.

    All men too, believe it or not.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • iokthemonkey 1 Jul 2009 09:06:11 4,664 posts
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    She clearly wants you to shit on her tits.

    http://that-figures.blogspot.com/

  • Clive_Dunn 1 Jul 2009 09:11:21 4,782 posts
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    I'm more interested in what would happen if we all said "no, it's not required".

    You are going to tell this women you don't have to "finish her" because a random group of internet gamers told you so ?
  • Pirotic Moderator 1 Jul 2009 09:23:22 20,648 posts
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    iokthemonkey wrote:
    She clearly wants you to shit on her tits.

    ^ I like this guy :D
  • glaeken 1 Jul 2009 09:27:05 11,226 posts
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    Venkman90 wrote:
    Go down on her first, make her cum, then you can be as quick as you like, she will be a happy teddy.

    I have always gone with this one. I really don't have much energy after making my deposit so its best to get it out of the way first.
  • jaxon58 1 Jul 2009 09:27:43 2,422 posts
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    Nice guys come last.
  • cubbymoore 1 Jul 2009 09:28:49 36,501 posts
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    Sex is a fucking chore isn't it when you think about it.
  • mrpon 1 Jul 2009 09:29:17 29,202 posts
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    Apparently 12% of women never reach a climax anyway, so you could be fighting an uphill battle already knifeyboy.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Venkman90 1 Jul 2009 09:34:17 4,430 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Apparently 12% of women never reach a climax anyway, so you could be fighting an uphill battle already knifeyboy.

    I met one of these once, never did the deed but she claimed she never could, even when she did it alone.

    I know a lot of girls can't have a vaginal orgasm, something to do with the skin around the g-spot being too thick, thankfully god invented the clit.
  • Sub-kamikaze 1 Jul 2009 09:37:22 2,417 posts
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    I prefer other sexual acts to penetrative sex.

    I'm clearly a deviant.
  • LeD 1 Jul 2009 09:37:55 6,314 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    Make sure she orgasms at least twice before you penetrate, innit. My golden rule.

    I'd second that. Learn how women erogenous zones work by 'exploring' with your fingers, and make her orgasm before you get in, or bring her to the brink. Then you should have no problem making her come, so you won't have to finish her off as you say.
  • Pirotic Moderator 1 Jul 2009 09:38:13 20,648 posts
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    Sub-kamikaze wrote:
    I like to wank

    Fixed that one up for you.
  • Sub-kamikaze 1 Jul 2009 09:40:24 2,417 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    Sub-kamikaze wrote:
    I like to wank

    Fixed that one up for you.

    To wank or be wanked. That is the question.
  • cubbymoore 1 Jul 2009 09:43:15 36,501 posts
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    LeD wrote:
    morriss wrote:
    Make sure she orgasms at least twice before you penetrate, innit. My golden rule.

    I'd second that. Learn how women erogenous zones work by 'exploring' with your fingers, and make her orgasm before you get in, or bring her to the brink. Then you should have no problem making her come, so you won't have to finish her off as you say.
    One word: FISTING.
  • BinaryBob101 1 Jul 2009 09:44:25 23,563 posts
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    Sub-kamikaze wrote:
    I prefer other sexual acts to penetrative sex.

    I'm clearly a deviant.


    Is this because you're not tall enough for penetrative sex?

    www.TheGrumpyVaper.com

  • figgis 1 Jul 2009 09:45:54 7,376 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    LeD wrote:
    morriss wrote:
    Make sure she orgasms at least twice before you penetrate, innit. My golden rule.

    I'd second that. Learn how women erogenous zones work by 'exploring' with your fingers, and make her orgasm before you get in, or bring her to the brink. Then you should have no problem making her come, so you won't have to finish her off as you say.
    One word: FISTING.

    HEADING
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