Things that are better than sex

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  • Razz 22 Jun 2009 23:14:37 61,400 posts
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    IMO there are plenty of things in life better than sticking a hotdog in a kebab if you'll excuse the peejism.

    er... anyway

    A hot bath after a long hard day
    The perfect dunked choccy biccy
    A warm sunset on a tropical beach in a hammock sipping a mai tai whilst a local band plays in the distance (i /need/ a holiday)

    Er... you got any?

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  • warlockuk 22 Jun 2009 23:15:36 19,191 posts
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    ...stealth "I am gay because asian chicks won't fuck me any more" thread?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Razz 22 Jun 2009 23:16:53 61,400 posts
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    Err... no.

    A really good rollercoaster. :o) that speedy one at thorpe park in particular.

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  • deem 22 Jun 2009 23:16:58 31,641 posts
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    Having a bath is better than having sex?

    I think you might be doing it wrong.
  • warlockuk 22 Jun 2009 23:18:20 19,191 posts
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    Sex with more than one woman... at once?

    Ah, the jiggling see-saw.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Mike_Hunt 22 Jun 2009 23:18:30 23,526 posts
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    You're doing it wrong...

    edit: damn you deem

    [MH]
  • Trowel 22 Jun 2009 23:18:36 17,910 posts
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    The first 23 seconds of the cup final.
  • Razz 22 Jun 2009 23:19:06 61,400 posts
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    Mike_Hunt wrote:
    Your doing it wrong...

    [MH]
    So are you :op

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  • Mike_Hunt 22 Jun 2009 23:19:51 23,526 posts
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    Motherfucker.

    [MH]
  • Razz 22 Jun 2009 23:20:18 61,400 posts
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    :oD

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  • deem 22 Jun 2009 23:20:56 31,641 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    The first 23 seconds of the cup final.

    :)
  • Syrette 22 Jun 2009 23:21:45 43,773 posts
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    Lots of cocaine.

  • Hunam 22 Jun 2009 23:23:34 20,674 posts
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    Lots of things are better than sex, till you get the horn, then sex is the best thing ever by about 14 thousand and 2 miles.
  • Syrette 22 Jun 2009 23:24:52 43,773 posts
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    Yeah, once you've relieved yourself of that obscene bodily fluid there a lot of things better than sex. Till 10 minutes (if that) later.

  • Khanivor 22 Jun 2009 23:28:41 40,951 posts
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    Having access to a swimming pool when the thermometer is pushing 40.
  • Fatiguez 22 Jun 2009 23:30:14 8,749 posts
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    World of Warcraft
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    Most things.
  • M83J01P97 22 Jun 2009 23:31:18 6,672 posts
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    wanking - no annoying chat after.

    Unless it's mutual masturbation of course.
  • Khanivor 22 Jun 2009 23:33:00 40,951 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    Finally getting some
  • Razz 22 Jun 2009 23:33:01 61,400 posts
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    Fresh fluffy sheets that smell of vanilla. ahhhhh... ^_^

    /dives into ber

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  • Hunam 22 Jun 2009 23:34:46 20,674 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    Yeah, once you've relieved yourself of that obscene bodily fluid there a lot of things better than sex. Till 10 minutes (if that) later.

    I'm always amazed at how it literally is a switch. You'll be there, with your woman, going at it and it's the best thing ever, you savour every second of the whole experience trying to push the feeling more, then you cum and your like, right, that was weird, lets watch some tv.
  • warlockuk 22 Jun 2009 23:36:09 19,191 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    blizeH wrote:
    Finally getting some
    Holy shit, you can see the future!

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Deleted user 22 June 2009 23:38:54
    Hunam wrote:
    foreverafternothing wrote:
    Yeah, once you've relieved yourself of that obscene bodily fluid there a lot of things better than sex. Till 10 minutes (if that) later.

    I'm always amazed at how it literally is a switch. You'll be there, with your woman, going at it and it's the best thing ever, you savour every second of the whole experience trying to push the feeling more, then you cum and your like, right, that was weird, lets watch some tv.
    glol
  • Razz 22 Jun 2009 23:40:05 61,400 posts
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    He;s right though. I actually sometimes feel disgusted and embarrassed at times.

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  • Psychotext 22 Jun 2009 23:41:10 54,405 posts
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    Hunam wrote:
    I'm always amazed at how it literally is a switch. You'll be there, with your woman, going at it and it's the best thing ever, you savour every second of the whole experience trying to push the feeling more, then you cum and your like, right, that was weird, lets watch some tv.
    Perfect. :)

    To add to the list, for me... Bungee Jumping, and going down a ludicrously steep / dangerous hill when mountain biking.

    There are others, but they came to mind first.
  • ecu 22 Jun 2009 23:45:22 77,034 posts
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    Hunam wrote:
    foreverafternothing wrote:
    Yeah, once you've relieved yourself of that obscene bodily fluid there a lot of things better than sex. Till 10 minutes (if that) later.

    I'm always amazed at how it literally is a switch. You'll be there, with your woman, going at it and it's the best thing ever, you savour every second of the whole experience trying to push the feeling more, then you cum and your like, right, that was weird, lets watch some tv.

    :D

    Slightly relevant.
  • pistol 22 Jun 2009 23:51:11 13,019 posts
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    Nothing..

    You must be doing it wrong..;-)
  • Fatiguez 22 Jun 2009 23:52:18 8,749 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    He;s right though. I actually sometimes feel disgusted and embarrassed at times.

    I'd be pretty disgusted with myself too if I wounded a deer
  • FooAtari 22 Jun 2009 23:56:15 3,955 posts
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    Hunam wrote:
    I'm always amazed at how it literally is a switch. You'll be there, with your woman, going at it and it's the best thing ever, you savour every second of the whole experience trying to push the feeling more, then you cum and your like, right, that was weird, lets watch some tv.

    Haha very true. Once the deed is done, thniking about it afterwards usually cracks me up. Shaggin is funny as hell.

    As others have said, during the heat of the moment there isnt much things better. Driving fast comes bloody close though. I swear I nearly got a stiffy the first time I did over a ton on a narrow back road...

    /probably shouldnt have admited that.
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