Who should be the new Lara? Page 7

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  • Deleted user 27 May 2009 14:16:20
    Nexus 6 wrote:
    squarejawhero wrote:
    Did someone just suggest Emily Browning?

    Er, no.

    Yeah, I did - big woop, wanna make something of it?

    i can totally see her as a young lara croft. And if you EVER question her loveliness again i will destroy you.

    This isn't about loveliness, it's about big titted action heroines.

    And no, she doesn't look anything like a young Lara Croft. So ner.
  • gareth886 25 Jun 2009 14:18:24 2,853 posts
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    Has Jessica Stroup been mentioned? This is a new one for me, but, she's stunning.
  • pjmaybe 25 Jun 2009 14:21:15 70,666 posts
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    I think it'd be great if Megan Fox / Angelina Jolie would settle their differences about who gets the role next, by fighting in a huge vat of custard.
  • Fatiguez 25 Jun 2009 14:31:55 8,829 posts
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    gareth886 wrote:
    Has Jessica Stroup been mentioned? This is a new one for me, but, she's stunning.


    Waaay too thin
  • mrpon 25 Jun 2009 15:26:58 30,584 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    I think it'd be great if Megan Fox / Angelina Jolie would settle their differences about who gets the role next, by fighting in a huge vat of custard.
    Thumb Wars
  • Syrette 25 Jun 2009 15:27:49 45,501 posts
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    Helen Mirren
  • Syrette 25 Jun 2009 15:28:18 45,501 posts
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    Judi Dench.
  • Fatiguez 25 Jun 2009 15:30:41 8,829 posts
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    An old lady
  • Deleted user 25 June 2009 15:32:26
    An old fat lady.
  • Syrette 25 Jun 2009 15:36:32 45,501 posts
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    Fatiguez.
  • Deleted user 25 June 2009 15:37:37
    SOMEONE COMPLETELY UNSUITABLE - COMEDICALLY SO, IN FACT - TO PLAY THE PART.

    I win.
  • mrpon 25 Jun 2009 15:40:08 30,584 posts
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    David Carradine, in drag.
  • Syrette 25 Jun 2009 15:40:54 45,501 posts
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    Jason Statham?
  • Fatiguez 25 Jun 2009 15:41:38 8,829 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    David Carradine, in drag.

    I don't think you're getting this, we're meant to name people comedically unsuitable
  • mrpon 25 Jun 2009 15:43:09 30,584 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    David Carradine, in drag.

    I don't think you're getting this, we're meant to name people comedically unsuitable
    Oh sorry, just David Carradine then.
  • Deleted user 25 June 2009 15:44:04
    That's just tasteless.

    Oh hang on, was it him or his brother that died wanking off in a noose?
  • mrpon 25 Jun 2009 15:45:32 30,584 posts
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    They totally nailed it in Weekend At Bernies, could be a winner with dusty ole Dave.
  • DFawkes 25 Jun 2009 15:56:48 25,979 posts
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    I was going to post Simon Weston, but that'd have been afful if I hadn't posted that I was going to but I'm not, I'm just saying how sick my mind is. I really, genuinely worry about my subconcious sometimes, I'm sure at least one of my friends is a figment of my imagination ala Fight Club.

    Serously I saw Jaime Murray suggested, which I though could work. But for the silly vote, I'll just go with Leslie Neilson:

    "Surely you can't climb up that 1000 ft structure for that Golden Idle, Lara?"

    You know how that ends.
  • BinaryBob101 25 Jun 2009 16:10:56 25,714 posts
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    No, Simon Weston's a good call.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Jun 2009 16:23:28 42,380 posts
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    Stephen Hawking.
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  • beastmaster 5 Mar 2013 11:57:01 13,096 posts
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    Bump.

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    Film of the year 2015!
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 5 Mar 2013 12:04:31 17,036 posts
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    Pepsipop for Lara.
  • warlockuk 5 Mar 2013 12:05:59 19,284 posts
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    Just no.
  • Deleted user 5 March 2013 12:11:45
    Jennifer Laurence would be the current obvious choice, but Hunger Games has probably made that impossible as it's a bit similar.

    Although doesn't seem to be stopping Jeremy Ritter do several conflicting similar roles.
  • CharlieStCloud 5 Mar 2013 12:15:02 5,820 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Jennifer Lawrence would be my choice for everything ever.
    ... even with that slightly weird chubby plastic doll-like smile?

    Not to say she isn't pretty, just a little odd to look at ... her smile I mean.
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