Who should be the new Lara? Page 7

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  • Deleted user 27 May 2009 14:16:20
    Nexus 6 wrote:
    squarejawhero wrote:
    Did someone just suggest Emily Browning?

    Er, no.

    Yeah, I did - big woop, wanna make something of it?

    i can totally see her as a young lara croft. And if you EVER question her loveliness again i will destroy you.

    This isn't about loveliness, it's about big titted action heroines.

    And no, she doesn't look anything like a young Lara Croft. So ner.
  • gareth886 25 Jun 2009 14:18:24 2,841 posts
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    Has Jessica Stroup been mentioned? This is a new one for me, but, she's stunning.

  • pjmaybe 25 Jun 2009 14:21:15 70,676 posts
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    I think it'd be great if Megan Fox / Angelina Jolie would settle their differences about who gets the role next, by fighting in a huge vat of custard.
  • Fatiguez 25 Jun 2009 14:31:55 8,736 posts
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    gareth886 wrote:
    Has Jessica Stroup been mentioned? This is a new one for me, but, she's stunning.


    Waaay too thin
  • mrpon 25 Jun 2009 15:26:58 28,893 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    I think it'd be great if Megan Fox / Angelina Jolie would settle their differences about who gets the role next, by fighting in a huge vat of custard.
    Thumb Wars

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Syrette 25 Jun 2009 15:27:49 43,446 posts
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    Helen Mirren

  • Syrette 25 Jun 2009 15:28:18 43,446 posts
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    Judi Dench.

  • Fatiguez 25 Jun 2009 15:30:41 8,736 posts
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    An old lady
  • Deleted user 25 June 2009 15:32:26
    An old fat lady.
  • Syrette 25 Jun 2009 15:36:32 43,446 posts
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    Fatiguez.

  • Deleted user 25 June 2009 15:37:37
    SOMEONE COMPLETELY UNSUITABLE - COMEDICALLY SO, IN FACT - TO PLAY THE PART.

    I win.
  • mrpon 25 Jun 2009 15:40:08 28,893 posts
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    David Carradine, in drag.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Syrette 25 Jun 2009 15:40:54 43,446 posts
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    Jason Statham?

  • Fatiguez 25 Jun 2009 15:41:38 8,736 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    David Carradine, in drag.

    I don't think you're getting this, we're meant to name people comedically unsuitable
  • mrpon 25 Jun 2009 15:43:09 28,893 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    David Carradine, in drag.

    I don't think you're getting this, we're meant to name people comedically unsuitable
    Oh sorry, just David Carradine then.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 25 June 2009 15:44:04
    That's just tasteless.

    Oh hang on, was it him or his brother that died wanking off in a noose?
  • mrpon 25 Jun 2009 15:45:32 28,893 posts
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    They totally nailed it in Weekend At Bernies, could be a winner with dusty ole Dave.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • DFawkes 25 Jun 2009 15:56:48 22,938 posts
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    I was going to post Simon Weston, but that'd have been afful if I hadn't posted that I was going to but I'm not, I'm just saying how sick my mind is. I really, genuinely worry about my subconcious sometimes, I'm sure at least one of my friends is a figment of my imagination ala Fight Club.

    Serously I saw Jaime Murray suggested, which I though could work. But for the silly vote, I'll just go with Leslie Neilson:

    "Surely you can't climb up that 1000 ft structure for that Golden Idle, Lara?"

    You know how that ends.



    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • BinaryBob101 25 Jun 2009 16:10:56 22,904 posts
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    No, Simon Weston's a good call.

    The Grumpy Vaper

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Jun 2009 16:23:28 38,132 posts
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    Stephen Hawking.

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  • beastmaster 5 Mar 2013 11:57:01 11,411 posts
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    Bump.

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    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

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    Film of the year 2015!
  • neilka 5 Mar 2013 12:04:31 15,913 posts
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    Pepsipop for Lara.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • warlockuk 5 Mar 2013 12:05:59 19,163 posts
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    Just no.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • kalel 5 Mar 2013 12:11:45 87,584 posts
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    Jennifer Laurence would be the current obvious choice, but Hunger Games has probably made that impossible as it's a bit similar.

    Although doesn't seem to be stopping Jeremy Ritter do several conflicting similar roles.
  • Deckard1 5 Mar 2013 12:12:48 27,981 posts
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    Jennifer Lawrence would be my choice for everything ever.
  • CharlieStCloud 5 Mar 2013 12:15:02 5,202 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Jennifer Lawrence would be my choice for everything ever.
    ... even with that slightly weird chubby plastic doll-like smile?

    Not to say she isn't pretty, just a little odd to look at ... her smile I mean.
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