bbclol or How the BBC is turning into The Day Today Page 4

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  • sugapunk 11 Nov 2009 11:21:46 220 posts
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    disussedgenius wrote:
    New warning on 'perfect vaginas'
    A hole is a hole.

    It's the rest of them that matters. It's like that woman on that Channel 4 race programme last week. She was pissed off that her skin was too dark and wanted to be white. What she didn't realise is that in reality everyone was looking at her funny because she was fat and didn't make any effort with her hair or make-up, nothing to do with her skin colour at all.
  • TheSaint 11 Nov 2009 11:28:45 15,223 posts
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    disussedgenius wrote:
    New warning on 'perfect vaginas'

    No surprise that is the most read story today.
  • Dynamize 13 Nov 2009 19:34:52 1,672 posts
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    MILF holds priest hostage.
  • chiefian 18 Nov 2009 10:27:51 475 posts
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    Dynamize wrote:
    MILF holds priest hostage.

    Brilliant
  • Dynamize 25 Nov 2009 11:54:36 1,672 posts
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    Toilet mystery on Cathay Pacific flights to Hong Kong.
    "The toilets use high-speed vacuum pipes to take waste at up to 110kph (68mph) into a holding tank, which is then emptied between flights."
    I can't help but think of that said in a Ted Maul voice.
    Now over to Collaterly Sisters for the markets.
  • SirScratchalot 25 Nov 2009 12:08:26 7,879 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    Exploding eggs should be taken seriously - I mean those fuckers really go up when they blow! I had one of those little microwave boiled egg container things, microwaved the thing for the required time (1 minute) and then gave it the standard 30 seconds settling time. It literally started hissing after about 10 seconds then blew up with one of the most spectacular pops I've ever heard. Quite cool really, aside from embedding egg into just about every crevice of my old kitchen.

    Great stories though and spookily enough we were only discussing how much the Beeb is like TDT this morning in t'office.
    Prick a little hole in it with a needle next time, old housewives trick.
  • Flightrisker 30 Nov 2009 23:31:14 18,139 posts
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    Man with sexual fetish for slurry jailed
  • the_dudefather 30 Nov 2009 23:38:04 9,517 posts
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    "Truscott was jailed for three years in 2005 after admitting causing three fires at the farm which destroyed a farm and killed a cow. "

    sounds like he's had an action packed life

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Trowel 31 Dec 2009 20:33:03 18,354 posts
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    Diagram of New Year's Eve - fuck me... o_O
  • TheSaint 6 Jan 2010 18:15:58 15,223 posts
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    The six o'clock news just reported that some farmers are having trouble locating their sheep in the snow. Felt like I was watching the Day Today.
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    It's a catastrophe - it's snowing in Surrey! Who gives a fuck, it's been snowing everywhere else for the last two weeks.
  • shamblemonkee 6 Jan 2010 18:19:46 14,904 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    The six o'clock news just reported that some farmers are having trouble locating their sheep in the snow. Felt like I was watching the Day Today.

    Yup, that one made me laugh. Spot the sheep!
  • dnbuk 7 Jan 2010 01:35:06 4,960 posts
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    "Student kicked seagull to death"

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8444207.stm
  • El_MUERkO 7 Jan 2010 01:36:50 17,206 posts
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    the picture shown should say "Seagull seen here is a trained actor"
  • Fab4 8 Jan 2010 22:04:46 6,448 posts
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    Comes to something when the attempted murder of a British policeman doesent even make their top story list on the news at 10. I'm glad I now know Adebayor survived a gun attack in Africa though....pfft!
  • Hunam 8 Jan 2010 22:05:48 20,672 posts
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    We hate the popo innit.
  • BanjoMan 8 Jan 2010 22:35:18 13,725 posts
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    Fab4 wrote:
    Comes to something when the attempted murder of a British policeman doesent even make their top story list on the news at 10.
    Haven't you heard? It's been snowing! Fuck proper news, there's snow to report!!

    PSN: BanjoFett
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  • jellyhead 8 Jan 2010 22:50:03 24,350 posts
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    It's as grim as usual if you read away from the "lol Snow" articles, yeah :(

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  • Flightrisker 10 Jan 2010 22:38:36 18,139 posts
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    RTE becomes Brasseye?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CT0a-Hgumo&feature=related
  • StarchildHypocrethes 10 Jan 2010 22:41:05 27,238 posts
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    Fuck, I bet that hurt :D
  • elstoof 29 Jan 2010 23:46:26 8,902 posts
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8487297.stm

    Moron gutted over moronic thing he did just to prove the extent of his stupidity. This is news, apparently.

    "I got the Kaka tattoo and got quoted saying I'd get Robinho done next,"

    By whom exactly? A previous BBC reporter?
  • jellyhead 29 Jan 2010 23:57:24 24,350 posts
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    "I'll just wait until I have kids and call them Robinho and Kaka," added Mr Atkinson, who currently does not have a girlfriend.
    That could have been written slightly less smugly i think :)

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  • elstoof 29 Jan 2010 23:59:27 8,902 posts
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    Kaka Atkinson has a definite ring to it though.
  • FWB 30 Jan 2010 00:07:30 47,188 posts
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    Looks inbred. Says he is on Hollyoaks... explains it all.
  • Retroid Moderator 30 Jan 2010 00:52:08 45,370 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8487297.stm

    Moron gutted over moronic thing he did just to prove the extent of his stupidity. This is news, apparently.

    "I got the Kaka tattoo and got quoted saying I'd get Robinho done next,"

    By whom exactly? A previous BBC reporter?
    This says it all: footblol
  • milknoodle 30 Jan 2010 09:36:12 434 posts
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    Flightrisker wrote:
    RTE becomes Brasseye?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CT0a-Hgumo&feature=related
    :D You can hear a woman saying "shit!" after he falls.
  • Deleted user 9 February 2010 23:18:44
    Snack stand-off: Mega Banana vs Giant KitKat
  • mal 10 Feb 2010 01:06:20 23,463 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    Snack stand-off: Mega Banana vs Giant KitKat
    Made me click :S

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

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