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  • DFawkes 21 Jul 2009 17:23:50 24,733 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    Very important news

    Would do her. Apart from that, it's not much of a news story really, but it's nice that 2 people have found love.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Deleted user 25 July 2009 18:25:04
    Top Gear star to build Lego house
  • Articulate-Troll 28 Jul 2009 18:34:14 3,101 posts
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    Some bloke with breathing problems films a cat on a railway line.
  • ecu 28 Jul 2009 18:37:56 77,461 posts
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    Articulate-Troll wrote:
    Some bloke with breathing problems films a cat on a railway line.

    Yeah I saw that earlier. It's just a regular black cat..
  • Articulate-Troll 28 Jul 2009 18:40:49 3,101 posts
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    No, it's clearly the Loch Ness monster.
  • Deleted user 29 July 2009 00:39:14
    Swedes miss Capri after GPS gaffe

    Once they realised their mistake, the couple got back in their car and headed south, the official added.

    Brilliant.
  • Flightrisker 18 Aug 2009 12:08:46 18,139 posts
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    Superb DG!

    Check this

    Science ponders 'zombie attack'

    I'm not sure what's worse. The fact that they bothered to write this article or that one of their sources is "Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake)".


    Good thing we have Neil!

    "My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it's dead forever"
    Professor Neil Ferguson


    This twat again:

    "On his university web page, the mathematics professor at Ottawa University says the question mark distinguishes him from Robert Smith, lead singer of rock band The Cure."

    Would "Bob" have been too hard?
  • ecu 19 Oct 2009 17:50:55 77,461 posts
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    Is it me, or is this article completely useless? They could have replaced all that writing with "aye, things were different when I were a lad."
  • otto Moderator 19 Oct 2009 17:53:38 49,335 posts
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    Am I the only person left in England with a non-flat-screen telly then?

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • Khanivor 19 Oct 2009 17:56:07 41,572 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    Is it me, or is this article completely useless? They could have replaced all that writing with "aye, things were different when I were a lass and would you like to get your house redesigned by my friend Ms Hamilton?."
  • ecu 19 Oct 2009 18:00:01 77,461 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Am I the only person left in England with a non-flat-screen telly then?

    No, most OAPs are the same.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 19 Oct 2009 18:00:21 40,949 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Am I the only person left in England with a non-flat-screen telly then?
    Yep. My Grandma went amd got a HD set earlier this year.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom

  • Khanivor 19 Oct 2009 18:03:37 41,572 posts
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    I'll bet otto's TV has a wired remote control. And even phage couldn't get it to play sound from a 360.
  • tombo 19 Oct 2009 18:05:18 2,101 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Am I the only person left in England with a non-flat-screen telly then?

    I have a CRT telly thankyouverymuch.
  • Nasty 19 Oct 2009 18:06:18 4,749 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Am I the only person left in England with a non-flat-screen telly then?

    o/
  • otto Moderator 19 Oct 2009 18:13:37 49,335 posts
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    We were bloody stupid, we went out and spent over a grand on a state-of-the-art widescreen massive fuck-off Sony CRT in 2004, just before flat screens went mainstream.

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • dnbuk 30 Oct 2009 20:31:09 4,960 posts
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    "At last eight civilians are killed as a roadside bomb hits their vehicle in eastern Afghanistan, officials say."

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8333259.stm
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    dnbuk wrote:
    "At last eight civilians are killed as a roadside bomb hits their vehicle in eastern Afghanistan, officials say."

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8333259.stm

    Haha! That took me a minute to notice that

    /screencap
  • Deleted user 30 October 2009 20:44:51
    And here's a real Day Today headline

    Paperboy offered 6.93 redundancy
  • Deleted user 31 October 2009 09:46:18
    Ah goddamnit. Just spent 30 mins searching for the BBC's report on this story, but all I could find was the NY Times. The BBC one even had the nicknames 'Rambo Rabbi' etc. mentioned. Stupid crappy search system.

    Surreal Brass Eye Sketch - Gun Toting Priests

    NY Times reporting on Gun Toting Rabbi
  • Deleted user 31 October 2009 12:56:40
    Oh, of course, the guy with the gun will be shouting "allahu akhbaaarrr".
  • Deleted user 1 November 2009 00:55:09
    Excellent, the Beeb haven't fixed the Afghanistan story typo. :D

    Brilliant stuff WJF
  • Deleted user 1 November 2009 01:06:33
    Look at the bolded bit
  • Destria 1 Nov 2009 09:41:08 2,839 posts
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    Arf!
  • skuzzbag 1 Nov 2009 10:00:55 5,841 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    And here's a real Day Today headline

    Paperboy offered 6.93 redundancy

    "I asked my mum and she told me I had been made redundant."

    "I felt annoyed and upset."

    Brilliant! All kids should go through this to ready them for life in the real world.
  • Deleted user 1 November 2009 19:43:04
    Fry ends row with Twitter critic

    I'm going to be a journalist: having to write stories like this would really inspire me to work everyday, so much so that I might even do it for free.
  • Merlinho 9 Nov 2009 18:29:53 5,908 posts
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    link

    Watch the video "interview" down the bottom of the page. Offers a useful insight about the Liverpool syndicate that won.
  • jellyhead 9 Nov 2009 18:35:25 24,350 posts
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    Don't know what you mean. That's a nice bit of reporting there, i feel enlightened.

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  • Deleted user 11 November 2009 11:19:48
    New warning on 'perfect vaginas'
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