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  • Tom_Servo 22 Aug 2012 18:47:07 18,082 posts
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    "Firefighters have warned of the dangers of driving into a petrol forecourt when your car is on fire"

    Not the BBC, but brilliant nonetheless.
  • caligari 18 Sep 2012 13:50:22 17,236 posts
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    Affectionate dog shoots huntsman.
  • Ginger 25 Sep 2012 12:48:07 7,008 posts
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    Just seen the image they're using for that teacher and 15year old story. They make him look like he's a convict on death row.

  • DaM 25 Sep 2012 14:36:33 14,189 posts
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    They played some hilarious videos of him singing yesterday. Complete dick. He's married too.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 25 Sep 2012 15:04:39 17,036 posts
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    Would, in a year of course.
  • KayJay 25 Sep 2012 15:16:11 5,321 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Would, in a year of course.
  • Bremenacht 25 Sep 2012 18:01:52 21,767 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Would, in a year of course.
    When he's 31?
  • X201 28 Sep 2012 11:02:37 16,617 posts
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    Just for the headline.


    Baby Buddhist
    The Spaniard who rejected life as a lama


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19702122
  • ED209 2 Oct 2012 20:55:27 505 posts
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    " Head in bin man 'had lost hat' "

    I can't get the story to load on my phone though, so I'll just have to assume some gentleman had misplaced his trilby and decided the most logical thing to do was personally inspect his refuse collector's anus from inside.

    "Ahh I knew I had placed it down last time I was in here. Just goes to show it's always in the last place you look. Although I could've sworn I had left it in the vicars wife's clung with my gloves."

    Edited by ED209 at 21:04:18 02-10-2012
  • Tom_Servo 23 Oct 2012 12:32:46 18,082 posts
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    Beyonce and Jay-Z lose bid to trademark their daughter's name
  • warlockuk 23 Oct 2012 14:10:49 19,289 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    Would, in a year of course.
    When he's 31?
    He would've had to wait until he was 33 to make it legal for him.
  • Bremenacht 23 Oct 2012 21:23:55 21,767 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    Bremenacht wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    Would, in a year of course.
    When he's 31?
    He would've had to wait until he was 33 to make it legal for him.
    He's legal now - neilka needn't wait.

    (The joke isn't working, is it? :()
  • Cadence 23 Nov 2012 15:14:29 1,769 posts
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    Naked man on a statue.

    Look at this guy. His balls must be freezing! I work around the corner so might go and see if I can talk him down.
  • chopsen 23 Nov 2012 15:22:09 17,252 posts
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    Several police cars, police dogs and ambulances arrived at the scene.
    For one naked man.
  • DaM 23 Nov 2012 15:27:28 14,189 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    Several police cars, police dogs and ambulances arrived at the scene.
    For one naked man.
    To be fair, they didn't shoot him.
  • TheSaint 23 Nov 2012 15:28:56 15,765 posts
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    What a waste of virtual ink:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20427021
  • MightyMetalMonkey 23 Nov 2012 15:41:09 600 posts
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    Gers star hurt by exploding egg
    What the hell sort of retard microwaves an egg?
    I remember having to do this in "Zack McKraken and the Alien Mindbenders" from Lucas Arts... Cleaning it up distracted an air-hostess long enough for the player to jump out of an airplane...
  • spamdangled 10 Dec 2012 22:27:31 27,924 posts
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    So it seems the female Australian DJ that impersonated the Queen when phoning Kate Middleton's hospital had a former career moonlighting as an international pop star...

    http://tinyurl.com/cojcecw
  • Deleted user 10 December 2012 22:48:35
    They put up the wrong caption.
  • Tom_Servo 5 Jan 2013 21:51:20 18,082 posts
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    BBC missed out on new series of Yes, Prime Minister after asking for a pilot

    I'm actually on the Beeb's side here, up until a point...:

    "...the BBC decided not to broadcast a new series as it was felt a better use of resources to invest in new comedy, for example Mrs Brown's Boys and Miranda."

    ARGH
  • nickthegun 5 Jan 2013 21:54:05 64,357 posts
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    Its like their justification for bagging shooting stars was that they wanted to cut down on panel shows. Despite showing new ones all the time.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 6 Jan 2013 02:59:15 17,036 posts
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    The money could be better spent rounding up everyone who's ever watched Mrs Brown's Boys and Miranda and drowning them.
  • Bremenacht 12 Jan 2013 19:37:30 21,767 posts
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    BBC doesn't half publish some shit:

    US shoots down Death Star superlaser petition

    The White House has rejected a petition to build a Death Star - a huge battle-station armed with a superlaser as seen in the Star Wars films.
    lol!

    Edited by Bremenacht at 19:37:55 12-01-2013
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 12 Jan 2013 19:50:09 17,036 posts
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    Funny stuff, I bet if someone started a thread about amusing responses to petitions it'd be hilarious!
  • DaM 6 Feb 2013 11:16:34 14,189 posts
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    A sad day for all as the world's longest cat dies.
  • glaeken 6 Feb 2013 11:26:40 11,444 posts
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    At least we still have this guy.

    http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/media/1740817/Fizz%20Girl%20-%20Shortest%20Cat%20main.jpg
  • Deleted user 11 February 2013 15:21:03
    Dogs more likely to steal food when no-one can see them
  • Trane 11 Feb 2013 15:38:43 4,060 posts
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    GARY NEVILLE CALLS RONALDO A BULLY!

    Read a bit further, Neville says that Ronaldo preys on the weaknesses of opposing defenders.

    Fucking idiots.
  • HermanTheTosser 11 Feb 2013 17:14:41 82 posts
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    Do you have an Armitage Shanks defecation interface scenario or do you just take a shit?!
  • ecu 11 Feb 2013 19:56:13 77,869 posts
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    Trane wrote:
    GARY NEVILLE CALLS RONALDO A BULLY!

    Read a bit further, Neville says that Ronaldo preys on the weaknesses of opposing defenders.

    Fucking idiots.
    The link headline has been changed to "Ronaldo just too good - Neville"
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