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  • RichDC 3 Mar 2011 17:13:46 6,013 posts
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    Dead swan upsets residents.
  • LionheartDJH 3 Mar 2011 17:17:37 19,634 posts
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    Hahaha. Did they not just think to maybe poke it with a stick to dislodge it then bag it up and dispose of it? Typical 'I could do something about it myself but instead I'll just complain about it' kind of attitude.
  • Tom_Servo 3 Mar 2011 17:18:21 18,082 posts
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    Dead swans in trees? BROKEN BRITAIN
  • LionheartDJH 3 Mar 2011 17:19:55 19,634 posts
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    Probably be The Mail's front page tomorrow.
  • Tom_Servo 3 Mar 2011 17:20:48 18,082 posts
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    An immigrant put it there. Hard to say the swan didn't have it coming though, it was fiddling his benefits.
  • Load_2.0 3 Mar 2011 17:21:14 20,829 posts
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    Obviously immigrants are to blame. Or gay marriage, probably both, part of some sort of foreign gay wedding party ritual.
  • President_Weasel 3 Mar 2011 17:21:57 10,098 posts
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    1) talk to the council about it.
    1a) talk to the District council when the local one passes the buck.

    2) get a stick, knock the swan down (preferably before it's been up there for 2 months) then bag it and take it down the tip, or bury it in a hole.

    3) look at it, tut, wait for someone else to be bothered, repeat weekly.


    Look at that, everyone's gone for option 3.
  • LionheartDJH 3 Mar 2011 17:22:16 19,634 posts
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    Indeed, I'm also pretty sure that touching dead swans can give you cancer.
  • Tom_Servo 3 Mar 2011 17:23:21 18,082 posts
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    The independent councillor Charles Cottrell-Dormer confirmed that West Oxfordshire District Council would be sending someone down to take a look.

    But added: "What a fuss about nothing, it is dead so not suffering."


    :'D
  • Deleted user 3 March 2011 17:25:02
    Shoot it down with a cow cannon
  • LionheartDJH 4 Mar 2011 18:55:33 19,634 posts
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    Offensive farting dentist loses job.

    Looking at his rap sheet I think he's the dentist equivalent of Charlie Sheen.
  • Deleted user 4 March 2011 19:05:27
    Making derogatory comments about unemployed patients

    Mr Walton, who has not worked as a dentist since December 2007 except for one day, has not commented on the case.

    I laughed.
  • L0cky 4 Mar 2011 19:10:22 1,726 posts
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    "Breaking wind" is highest on his list of charges, while "Exposing a nurse to X-ray radiation" is only third, below "Telling a patient he has bad breath" (surely his job?).

    I guess inflicting cancer upon your colleagues doesn't make a funny enough story these days.
  • Tom_Servo 4 Mar 2011 19:13:18 18,082 posts
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    Northwestern University sex toy show 'disturbing'

    A US university president has said he is "disturbed" that a psychology professor allowed a demonstration of a motorised sex toy in a lecture hall.

    Morton Schapiro of Northwestern University called the decision to allow a naked woman to demonstrate use of the device last month "poor judgement".

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    "Student feedback for this event was uniformly positive," Prof Bailey said.
  • Deleted user 4 March 2011 19:16:01
    Obligatory.
  • Tom_Servo 14 Mar 2011 21:17:24 18,082 posts
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    Snake dies after biting girl's breast

    BONG

    Alcoholic aged three (with picture posed by model)

    edit: Fixed the first link.
  • Deleted user 14 March 2011 21:27:37
    Tom_Servo wrote:
    Snake dies after biting girl's breast

    'Twas but a fleeting life

    /keels over happy at 'boob'
  • Flightrisker 14 Mar 2011 21:29:08 18,139 posts
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    Not sure if that first link is right? Unless her tit was corned beef? :)
  • Deleted user 14 March 2011 21:30:08
    Ehh, yeah just saw that myself and I HATE corned beef!

    /casts Phoenix Down
  • Deleted user 14 March 2011 21:31:28
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3466265/Snake-dies-after-biting-girls-breast.html
  • Lukey__b 14 Mar 2011 21:33:46 3,716 posts
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    Thought it was a spolier for a new MGS.
  • Deleted user 14 March 2011 21:40:58
    Fuck you all then, to die by tit is as good a way to go as any :p
  • LionheartDJH 14 Mar 2011 21:51:26 19,634 posts
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    Hey I like you Snakehips, but I can't stand snakes :p
  • dnbuk 29 Mar 2011 23:03:06 4,961 posts
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    The BBC website and apps are down 0_o
  • Tom_Servo 29 Mar 2011 23:03:44 18,082 posts
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    First sign of the apocalypse.
  • senso-ji 29 Mar 2011 23:27:04 6,451 posts
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    Yeah, been down since about 10:30pm. I had the radio playing through iplayer then suddenly everything stopped.
  • Psychotext 29 Mar 2011 23:36:43 57,332 posts
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    :o

    Scary times indeed.
  • graysonavich 29 Mar 2011 23:41:14 7,644 posts
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    Fuck! Back to Ceefax then.
  • AaronTurner 29 Mar 2011 23:43:11 8,104 posts
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    Not just me then? Strange!
  • senso-ji 29 Mar 2011 23:49:09 6,451 posts
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    And back up again. Was hilarious reading all the latest tweets where everyone pretended to know what took the website offline.
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