EuroGamer Darkfall review.

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  • ikhoefnix 5 May 2009 21:50:57 3 posts
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    Today I read the review your "gamer" website did on Darkfall. Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled. Next time you do a review for a game as big and intricate as Darkfall spend more than two hours playing it.

    This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website.
    Enjoy.
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    This thread will be win.
  • Gl3n Moderator 5 May 2009 21:52:42 5,309 posts
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    If the mods could track these new DFO fans? this could turn into a bit of a flamefest.

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  • PearOfAnguish 5 May 2009 21:53:36 7,135 posts
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    Oh no a mass loss of respect in the coveted neckbeard community. What will EG do? Who will save them now?
  • ikhoefnix 5 May 2009 21:54:12 3 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    Oh no a mass loss of respect in the coveted neckbeard community. What will EG do? Who will save them now?

    You're missing the point fuck nutts.
  • thedaveeyres 5 May 2009 21:54:43 10,684 posts
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    IBTL \o/

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  • Jeepers 5 May 2009 21:54:43 13,173 posts
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    ikhoefnix wrote:
    Today I read the review your "gamer" website did on Darkfall. Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled. Next time you do a review for a game as big and intricate as Darkfall spend more than two hours playing it.

    This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website.
    Enjoy.

    Shit.

    Will it also cause MASS FRAUD ACTIONS?
  • PearOfAnguish 5 May 2009 21:54:45 7,135 posts
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    Please enlighten me as to the point of your nerd-rage over a review of a shit game.
  • phAge 5 May 2009 21:55:00 24,336 posts
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    ikhoefnix wrote:
    Today I read the review your "gamer" website did on Darkfall. Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled. Next time you do a review for a game as big and intricate as Darkfall spend more than two hours playing it.

    This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website.
    Enjoy.
    \o/

    DON'T GO! STAY AND DEFEND YOUR GAME! IT WILL SUFFER A GREAT LOSS OF HONOR IF YOU DO NOT!
  • Whizzo 5 May 2009 21:55:03 43,031 posts
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    This is the game someone kept spamming the forum with shit videos from isn't it?

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  • Deleted user 5 May 2009 21:55:21
    Please don't lock this thread.
  • Khanivor 5 May 2009 21:55:23 40,349 posts
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    Why do companies not get people who can write English to make these threads?
  • PinkSpider 5 May 2009 21:55:38 3,346 posts
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    Really, if you dont agree with a sites opinions and that then you dont have to read said site. I'm sure they will be fine.

    And as for signing up to make the first post a complaint about a MMO which quite frankly I've never heard of. Yes.
  • Whizzo 5 May 2009 21:55:55 43,031 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    Why do companies not get people who can write English to make these threads?
    Illiterate people are cheaper.

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  • ikhoefnix 5 May 2009 21:55:58 3 posts
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    Point: Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled

    Conclusion: Next time you are going to review a game.. Send a gamer to try it.
  • PearOfAnguish 5 May 2009 21:56:10 7,135 posts
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    Whizzo wrote:
    This is the game someone kept spamming the forum with shit videos from isn't it?

    Yes where all the characters looked as though they were ice-skating.

    It was an MMO ice extravaganza. Coming to theatres this Christmas!
  • StarchildHypocrethes 5 May 2009 21:56:33 25,391 posts
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    Take your shitty little game and fuck off please.
  • thedaveeyres 5 May 2009 21:57:12 10,684 posts
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    I am a man who walks alone
    And when I'm walking a dark road
    At night or strolling through the park

    When the light begins to change
    I sometimes feel a little strange
    A little anxious when its dark

    Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
    I have a constant fear that someone's always near
    Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
    I have a phobia that someones always there

    Have you run your fingers down the wall
    And have you felt your neck skin crawl
    When youre searching for the light?
    Sometimes when you're scared to take a look
    At the corner of the room
    Youve sensed that something's watching you

    Have you ever been alone at night
    Thought you heard footsteps behind
    And turned around and no ones there?
    And as you quicken up your pace
    You find it hard to look again
    Because youre sure theres someone there

    Watching horror films the night before
    Debating wiches and folklore
    The unknown troubles on your mind
    Maybe your mind is playing tricks
    You sense and suddenly eyes fix
    On dancing shadows from behind

    Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
    I have a constant fear that someones always near
    Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
    I have a phobia that someone's always there

    When I'm walking a dark road
    I am a man who walks alone

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  • Derblington 5 May 2009 21:57:20 21,261 posts
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    ikhoefnix wrote:
    You're missing the point fuck nutts.
    You can't spell nuts.
  • PearOfAnguish 5 May 2009 21:57:41 7,135 posts
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    ikhoefnix wrote:
    Conclusion: Next time you are going to review a game.. Send a gamer to try it.

    I'm going to ask EG to fire all their writers and hire exclusively from the Darkfall forums now. The home of REAL GAMERS. I suggest you do the same.

  • Whizzo 5 May 2009 21:58:08 43,031 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:It was an MMO ice extravaganza. Coming to theatres this Christmas!
    That's a bit harsh in my opinion.

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  • Khanivor 5 May 2009 21:58:33 40,349 posts
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    Interesting.
  • RedSparrows 5 May 2009 21:58:48 21,961 posts
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    The only danger here is that if the reviewer did only play for 2 hours, then that's shoddy. Although I wonder if the guy used a different account for himself, being a contributor as opposed to 'inhouse'.

    the response is hilarious.
  • Jeepers 5 May 2009 21:58:54 13,173 posts
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    Darkfall is for people that find the story in WoW too complicated. And kiddy fiddlers.

    The EG review told me this.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 5 May 2009 22:03:08 37,300 posts
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    NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY MMO.

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  • phAge 5 May 2009 22:03:25 24,336 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    The only danger here is that if the reviewer did only play for 2 hours, then that's shoddy. Although I wonder if the guy used a different account for himself, being a contributor as opposed to 'inhouse'.

    the response is hilarious.
    Well, TBH that would be a major blow to EG's credibility IMO.

    I trust Eurogamer's reviews over those of most other sites, but if the EG Empire has grown to such a size that its started employing bogus reviewers...

    Looking forward to hearing EG's take on this.

    EDIT: Although I don't doubt that Darkfall sucks the phat one.
  • Gl3n Moderator 5 May 2009 22:03:53 5,309 posts
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    Busy week for these people.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 5 May 2009 22:09:49 37,300 posts
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    It looks fucking awful too! Basic graphics, terrible animation. People clipping into and over each other...

    edit: Beware, ear-bleeding music too! Although that's not the game's fault.

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  • Ginger 5 May 2009 22:10:07 6,826 posts
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    ikhoefnix wrote:
    Today I read the review your "gamer" website did on Darkfall. Half of it was false statements the other half the biased opinion of a newbie that got rolled. Next time you do a review for a game as big and intricate as Darkfall spend more than two hours playing it.

    This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website.
    Enjoy.
    FANBOIS!

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 5 May 2009 22:11:51 37,300 posts
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    ikhoefnix wrote:
    This article will cause MASS loss of respect for your website amongst the 20 people who actually play it.

    Fixed.

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