How big are your biceps boy?

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  • cubbymoore 1 May 2009 10:53:46 36,503 posts
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    /touches

    /jailed
  • Oh-Bollox 1 May 2009 10:56:15 5,967 posts
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    His 72nd offence since 1980? This man has been squeezing boys up since before I was born? Fucking Hell.
  • askew 1 May 2009 10:56:57 13,928 posts
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    Leg-end.
  • cubbymoore 1 May 2009 10:58:26 36,503 posts
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    He certainly sounds like a dumb bell.
  • smoothpete 1 May 2009 11:01:19 32,833 posts
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    There was a thread about purple aki ages ago, I'm sure of it
  • StarchildHypocrethes 1 May 2009 11:01:24 28,326 posts
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    I fear Purple Tucki.
  • MetalDog 1 May 2009 11:02:36 24,035 posts
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    What else does he do? Jailtime for asking to squeeze biceps and then squeezing them with permission doesn't sound more than 'slightly creepy'.
  • smoothpete 1 May 2009 11:04:01 32,833 posts
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    He's been a legend for years. Sort of like the boogieman. Eat your greens or purple aki will get you.
  • Oh-Bollox 1 May 2009 11:05:55 5,967 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    He's been a legend for years. Sort of like the boogieman. Eat your greens or purple aki will get you.

    Surely 'don't eat your greens'?

    Especially spinach.
  • MetalDog 1 May 2009 11:07:03 24,035 posts
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    I've met quite a few guys that act like that around women. I'd like to sic purple aki on them =) He could be a community service!
  • smoothpete 1 May 2009 11:07:27 32,833 posts
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    Do you not eat your greens? He WILL get you you know.
  • Psychotext 1 May 2009 11:07:49 58,612 posts
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    Creepy.
  • the_dudefather 1 May 2009 11:08:34 9,757 posts
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    SEE ALSO
    Man 'breached muscle-squeeze ban'
    28 Apr 09 | Merseyside
    Man feels muscles 'with consent'
    03 Jul 08 | Merseyside
    Appeal over 'muscle squeeze' ban
    02 Jul 08 | Merseyside
    'Muscle touching' ban overturned
    23 Feb 07 | Merseyside
    Man banned from touching muscles
    26 Oct 06 | Merseyside
  • smoothpete 1 May 2009 11:09:52 32,833 posts
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    Ironically, he's going to fucking love being in prison with lots of rough young men :)
  • Wastelander 1 May 2009 11:12:26 1,848 posts
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    Interesting character though. Imagine becoming an urban legend in your own lifetime.
  • JuanKerr 1 May 2009 11:12:44 37,300 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    Popeye's biceps are tiny though.

    Good point.
  • the_dudefather 1 May 2009 11:13:13 9,757 posts
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    Leolian'sBro wrote:
    the_dudefather's been following this quite closely. Should I be worried?

    I stalk stakers. I'm pretty sure someone's stalking me too though.
  • DavetheDave 1 May 2009 11:16:11 1,391 posts
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    I wonder if he'll have a long weight (sic) in prison?
  • CosmicFuzz 1 May 2009 11:16:46 29,657 posts
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    How the hell does Popeye get dressed in the morning? Nothing would fit over those forearms! He'd have to wear sleeveless tops all the time! That cartoon is so unrealistic.
  • mrpon 1 May 2009 11:18:25 31,439 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    How the hell does Popeye get dressed in the morning? Nothing would fit over those forearms! He'd have to wear sleeveless tops all the time! That cartoon is so unrealistic.
    Spandex? So I've heard.
  • smoothpete 1 May 2009 11:19:20 32,833 posts
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    Popeye - the truth
  • CosmicFuzz 1 May 2009 11:21:17 29,657 posts
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    :D
  • Psychotext 1 May 2009 11:24:59 58,612 posts
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    \o/
  • Deleted user 1 May 2009 11:25:34
    looks at 17" guns.

    /kisses them.
  • evilashchris 1 May 2009 11:28:32 7,404 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Popeye - the truth

    He actually turned to drugs.

    Sad, but true.
  • Psychotext 1 May 2009 11:34:41 58,612 posts
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    DaemonB wrote:
    looks at 17" guns.

    /kisses them.
    I've seen people doing that... so freaking wrong.
  • cubbymoore 1 May 2009 11:37:29 36,503 posts
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    I did it to find out what pure manliness felt like against my lips.
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