How big are your biceps boy?

cubbymoore 1 May 2009 10:53:46 35,499 posts
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/touches

/jailed

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Oh-Bollox 1 May 2009 10:56:15 5,046 posts
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His 72nd offence since 1980? This man has been squeezing boys up since before I was born? Fucking Hell.

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askew 1 May 2009 10:56:57 10,596 posts
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Leg-end.

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cubbymoore 1 May 2009 10:58:26 35,499 posts
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He certainly sounds like a dumb bell.

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smoothpete 1 May 2009 11:01:19 29,183 posts
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There was a thread about purple aki ages ago, I'm sure of it

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StarchildHypocrethes 1 May 2009 11:01:24 22,509 posts
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I fear Purple Tucki.

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MetalDog 1 May 2009 11:02:36 23,448 posts
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What else does he do? Jailtime for asking to squeeze biceps and then squeezing them with permission doesn't sound more than 'slightly creepy'.

-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

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smoothpete 1 May 2009 11:04:01 29,183 posts
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He's been a legend for years. Sort of like the boogieman. Eat your greens or purple aki will get you.

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Oh-Bollox 1 May 2009 11:05:55 5,046 posts
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smoothpete wrote:
He's been a legend for years. Sort of like the boogieman. Eat your greens or purple aki will get you.

Surely 'don't eat your greens'?

Especially spinach.

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MetalDog 1 May 2009 11:07:03 23,448 posts
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I've met quite a few guys that act like that around women. I'd like to sic purple aki on them =) He could be a community service!

-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

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smoothpete 1 May 2009 11:07:27 29,183 posts
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Do you not eat your greens? He WILL get you you know.

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Psychotext 1 May 2009 11:07:49 49,221 posts
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Creepy.

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LeoliansBro 1 May 2009 11:07:50 35,125 posts
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Popeye's biceps are tiny though.

LB, you really are a massive geek.

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the_dudefather 1 May 2009 11:08:34 8,125 posts
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SEE ALSO
Man 'breached muscle-squeeze ban'
28 Apr 09 | Merseyside
Man feels muscles 'with consent'
03 Jul 08 | Merseyside
Appeal over 'muscle squeeze' ban
02 Jul 08 | Merseyside
'Muscle touching' ban overturned
23 Feb 07 | Merseyside
Man banned from touching muscles
26 Oct 06 | Merseyside

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smoothpete 1 May 2009 11:09:52 29,183 posts
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Ironically, he's going to fucking love being in prison with lots of rough young men

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LeoliansBro 1 May 2009 11:10:46 35,125 posts
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the_dudefather's been following this quite closely. Should I be worried?

LB, you really are a massive geek.

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Wastelander 1 May 2009 11:12:26 1,848 posts
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Interesting character though. Imagine becoming an urban legend in your own lifetime.

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JuanKerr 1 May 2009 11:12:44 35,454 posts
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Leolian'sBro wrote:
Popeye's biceps are tiny though.

Good point.

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the_dudefather 1 May 2009 11:13:13 8,125 posts
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Leolian'sBro wrote:
the_dudefather's been following this quite closely. Should I be worried?

I stalk stakers. I'm pretty sure someone's stalking me too though.

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DavetheDave 1 May 2009 11:16:11 1,391 posts
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I wonder if he'll have a long weight (sic) in prison?

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CosmicFuzz 1 May 2009 11:16:46 18,837 posts
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How the hell does Popeye get dressed in the morning? Nothing would fit over those forearms! He'd have to wear sleeveless tops all the time! That cartoon is so unrealistic.

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mrpon 1 May 2009 11:18:25 24,108 posts
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CosmicFuzz wrote:
How the hell does Popeye get dressed in the morning? Nothing would fit over those forearms! He'd have to wear sleeveless tops all the time! That cartoon is so unrealistic.

Spandex? So I've heard.

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