PES glanced around at the darkness as the crushing hands crushed his throat, and noticed that the priest was wearing a 16th Century silver cock ring, as favoured by the Benedictines and Cistercians during the third year of penance to ascend to a true understanding of the scripture and meditate in a cell and eat bread and feed birds and worship God. The ring consisted of a delicate filigree tube with a series of barbs on the inside designed to grip tightly and draw blood under extertion. There were minute enamel figures of lions and lambs and blue heads on the ring, worked into a six pointed star that was also five pointed and a map to the secret that he was looking for.|
But he didn't have time to think about this because the monk was strangling him, and also wearing trousers.
LB, you really are a massive geek.