Omegle. Talk to Strangers

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  • EddieBear 5 Apr 2009 12:18:13 560 posts
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    So as not to hijack TT's Internet Nuggets of Joy thread, this is a separate thread to post conversations with complete strangers you've had on Omegle.

    My favourite so far was a discussion about CoD 3 where the major forces of WW2 were compared to foodstuffs. Me and the stranger worked out that the Allied forces were meat, the Axis were cheese and that zombies were made from kibbles.

    Very addictive.
  • Tomo 5 Apr 2009 12:25:49 13,879 posts
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    WTF is this?!

    This is mental, I'm talking to someone who claims to be 35 M America?!
  • RetardStrong 5 Apr 2009 12:26:03 3,229 posts
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    People disconnect after saying 2 lines. Just like in real life :p
  • Tomo 5 Apr 2009 12:26:47 13,879 posts
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl/
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 25 M america
    You: 32 m scotland
    Stranger: cool
    You: soooooo...
    Stranger: my family is orginally from there
    You: oh right
    You: whereabouts?
    Stranger: i'm not sure where my grandpa always it telling me
  • Tomo 5 Apr 2009 12:27:08 13,879 posts
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    That's where I am so far...
  • Tomo 5 Apr 2009 12:27:20 13,879 posts
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    TELL ME WHAT TO SAY EG!
  • Articulate-Troll 5 Apr 2009 12:28:49 3,104 posts
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    Awesome...

    Stranger: boe
    You: wazzle waggle
    Stranger: konijntje?
    You: Hajimimashte
    Stranger: harakrisna?
    You: Doshowchien
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Tomo 5 Apr 2009 12:29:59 13,879 posts
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    This could make for some awesome threads.
  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 5 Apr 2009 12:31:16 1,566 posts
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    You: Want to do an instance?
    Stranger: ?
    You: I've got a 80 pally, I could run you through Deadmines if you want
    Stranger: don't know wat you mean?
    You: 5 gold?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Genji 5 Apr 2009 12:32:02 19,691 posts
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    Stranger: asl
    You: 19/f/sweden. you?
    Stranger: 23/m/germany
    You: are you really? because a lot of people lie on the internet
    Stranger: heh, ok, well i'm not 23
    You: that's ok, i'm actually 25/m/australia
    *Your conversational partner has disconnected*
  • Tomo 5 Apr 2009 12:33:22 13,879 posts
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: oi oi
    You: what up dawg?
    Stranger: " dawg " , what's it ?
    You: ma homie
    You: innit
    Stranger: In english or french ( :p ) plz
    You: wots your name stranger?
    Stranger: Valentin , and you ?
    You: english please
    You: T-Boz
    You: kickin it Westsiiiiiiide
    Stranger: what is your nationality ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Damn, hoping to keep that one going.
  • Tomo 5 Apr 2009 12:33:46 13,879 posts
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    This is the next Second Life/Twitter/Facebook.
  • Genji 5 Apr 2009 12:35:33 19,691 posts
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    I want to get some sort of epic bloodninja-style cyber going, but I think most people would just disconnect at "I put on my robe and wizard hat".
  • ecureuil 5 Apr 2009 12:35:48 76,526 posts
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    As if people didn't act like a twat when they had mostly anonymity, such as a username, now they have complete anonymity.
  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 5 Apr 2009 12:36:01 1,566 posts
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    Well, I've had 5 chats so far, and most of them seem to be people trying to out-random each other :D. One of them, I had a sneaking feeling I was talking to someone from EG.
  • Fatiguez 5 Apr 2009 12:36:43 8,707 posts
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    The urge to be a massive dick on that site is unbelievably strong. I just don't have the willpower :D
  • UncleLou Moderator 5 Apr 2009 12:37:31 35,428 posts
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    Stranger: HI
    Stranger: asl?
    You: Hi, random stranger - 36/m/Germany
    You: you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    I feel discriminated against. :-(
  • the_dudefather 5 Apr 2009 12:37:44 9,202 posts
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    I've taken to asking people riddles

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?
    Stranger: suck my balls
    You: that's the wrong answer
    Stranger: oh
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Genji 5 Apr 2009 12:38:18 19,691 posts
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    I reckon pretty much everyone (aside from a few lolcows) on there is there to be a massive dick to people. I can't imagine what other purpose there'd be.
  • Articulate-Troll 5 Apr 2009 12:38:42 3,104 posts
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    You: YO HOWZ UP
    Stranger: JEW JEW
    You: RACIST OMG!!
    Stranger: YOYO
    Stranger: :o
    Stranger: NOES
    Stranger: where?
    Stranger: racist bastard
    You: Behind you!
    Stranger: :o
    You: :o
    Stranger: o/
    You: *(
    You: ^one eyed^
    Stranger: :o.oO
    You: Random memes internet
    Stranger: yo dawg
    Stranger: kamehameha
    You: Wazzup yo like fiddy cent

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Fatiguez 5 Apr 2009 12:39:31 8,707 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    I've taken to asking people riddles

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?
    Stranger: suck my balls
    You: that's the wrong answer
    Stranger: oh
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :D
  • Frayed.Knot 5 Apr 2009 12:39:34 605 posts
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    You: Hi.

    /Your conversational partner has disconnected

    :(
  • Tomo 5 Apr 2009 12:39:38 13,879 posts
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    Ok, I'm now from the Cotswolds talking to someone in Poland.
  • Fatiguez 5 Apr 2009 12:40:50 8,707 posts
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    Stranger: Hi
    You: Hey
    Stranger: How are you?
    You: Oh fuck, it's you again! Goddammit, I told you not to talk to me!
    You have disconnected.

    This is way too much fun
  • Genji 5 Apr 2009 12:42:38 19,691 posts
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    It'd be good if we could have some sort of code so we know if we're talking to someone from EG.

    Saying "I have a boner" was suggested in the other thread.
  • Tomo 5 Apr 2009 12:43:13 13,879 posts
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    Other thread?
  • Fatiguez 5 Apr 2009 12:44:07 8,707 posts
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    Stranger: hey
    You: Hello stranger
    Stranger: random stranger...
    Stranger: how is life?
    You: that is my name, yes
    You: life is grand
    You: how is yours?
    Stranger: you see, it's weird this place here
    You: it is a little, yeah
    Stranger: whenever I ask people about marijuana they all disconnect on me
    Stranger: and there are some people that actually call me names
    You: oh, you like marijuana?
    You: faggot
    You have disconnected.
  • Genji 5 Apr 2009 12:44:26 19,691 posts
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    The one that this came from. TT's Internet Nuggets of Joy.
  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 5 Apr 2009 12:44:37 1,566 posts
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    You: So what do you do? Work/college/school?
    Stranger: school
    You: Ah well don't worry, I won't start grooming you.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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