So.. somebody sent me a nasty msg on xbox live

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  • Pirotic Moderator 29 Mar 2009 22:47:18 20,647 posts
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    Right chaps,

    I need plans! evil plans!

    Was enjoying a good game of Gears of War, was wing-man and while every other team was random, one team was clearly a clan (xMODX).

    Now, they get to 13 (15 is the win limit for people not into Gears) and all of a sudden I make a rather dramatic comback, grenade them both right at the start of the round, and then next round it's just me left versus both of them, and well, I kill one with a pistol whip, the other gets me down with a smoke grenade, gets cocky and comes close enough to shotgun me and.. zRRRRRRR I get an easy chainsaw win

    2 minutes later I get a message, maybe I was being a bit optimistic but I've had plenty of lovely SFIV players say 'GG' afterwards, but this little twirp calls me a chainsaw noob.

    I reply with 'sore loser much?' and also msg his team-mate to let him know that he's teamed up with a whiny little bitch, and in response I get a lovely long voice message which is tons of swearing and well worth posting when I'm not too lazy to record it :D

    Anyway, a google later and I know his name, city, email address, friends lists, photo album.

    What should I do? I'm thinking photoshopping him, taking a picture with the vision camera and sending it back to him :D any suggestions?
  • Stickman 29 Mar 2009 22:49:02 29,666 posts
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    Actually chainsaw him.

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  • Deleted user 29 March 2009 22:49:54
    Grow up?

    YOU KNEW SOMEONE WOULD GO THERE.
  • morriss 29 Mar 2009 22:50:03 71,037 posts
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    hehe. I think you've already answered your own question!

    Do it.
  • Pirotic Moderator 29 Mar 2009 22:50:11 20,647 posts
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    Oh, and this is the guy and here is his xbox live profile. Just to get an idea of what we're dealing with here :D
  • Tomo 29 Mar 2009 22:50:35 13,929 posts
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    Remind me never to smack talk Piro. Ever.
  • Deleted user 29 March 2009 22:51:35
    I don't know, he knows some pretty hot clunge. I think you should befriend him and enter a prostitution racket.
  • Tomo 29 Mar 2009 22:51:52 13,929 posts
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    Ok, he looks like a little bitch. To the vision camera!
  • Stickman 29 Mar 2009 22:51:56 29,666 posts
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    Well, I'd start with a concerted 12 week campaign of taking the piss out of his hair.

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  • Pirotic Moderator 29 Mar 2009 22:52:28 20,647 posts
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    I'm used to a bit of smack talk, but for some reason today just felt like drawing the line and actually doing something about it for once for epic win, when you hear his little voice message of his pre-pubescent voice calling me a 'fucking homo noob' in a norway accent for kicking his little teams ass, you'll understand.
  • Tomo 29 Mar 2009 22:55:03 13,929 posts
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    Go for it, this could be epic :D

    Reminds me of a cross between Antonio Banderas and Alan Davies.
  • Pirotic Moderator 29 Mar 2009 22:56:57 20,647 posts
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    right, photoshop is loading now... wait for it ;)
  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2009 22:57:20 20,863 posts
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    Damnit I missed out on this! :p

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Lukus 29 Mar 2009 22:57:21 19,148 posts
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    You know his city you say? Then go there. Ask a few questions, make a few enquiries. You find out where he lives. You seduce his mum. You become his stepfather. You subject him to years of emotional and physical abuse. You bring him down to the lowest place he's ever been before. And when he's finally had enough, when he feels he can no longer carry on with his worthless life? You tell him who you are.

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  • Deleted user 29 March 2009 22:58:45
    I've sent some pretty bitter messages over Live before. Miiiiight have been the reason I got suspended :(
  • FWB 29 Mar 2009 23:00:54 44,671 posts
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    Send a note and the recording to his parents. See how how he likes no Xbox for several months.
  • Lukus 29 Mar 2009 23:01:58 19,148 posts
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    Smack his little bottom.

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  • jellyhead 29 Mar 2009 23:02:53 24,350 posts
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    Careful, it could be a trap. Use innocent looking, foppy-haired, foul-mouthed kids to abuse you, get you into a revenge trip, you turn up and *bam* 15 years spent drugged up in a bedroom/incest dungeon.

    You could go over to Something Awful and accidentally post a picture of "yourself" in a thread and let the photoshoppery begin. Worth $10 i reckon :)

    Or you could report the little shit and get him banned?

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  • Pirotic Moderator 29 Mar 2009 23:04:06 20,647 posts
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    this good enough do you think?

    /plugs in camera

  • Lexx87 29 Mar 2009 23:06:19 20,863 posts
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    :D:D

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Lukus 29 Mar 2009 23:06:35 19,148 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    this good enough do you think?

    /plugs in camera


    Needs more crudely drawn penises.

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  • Gaol 29 Mar 2009 23:06:39 2,420 posts
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    Man that's taking it quite far.
  • dnbuk 29 Mar 2009 23:07:51 4,952 posts
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    Put jizz on his face!
  • Lukus 29 Mar 2009 23:08:21 19,148 posts
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    dnbuk wrote:
    Put jizz on his face!

    The classic.

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  • FWB 29 Mar 2009 23:08:31 44,671 posts
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    If you make it sexual you can bet your arse you'll get done for kiddy porn or something.
  • Pirotic Moderator 29 Mar 2009 23:10:09 20,647 posts
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    :D sent it to his team
  • Dave_McCoy 29 Mar 2009 23:10:18 2,777 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    this good enough do you think?

    /plugs in camera


    Aww, he's crying! I feel sorry for the nub now.

    I think it would be better if you went over his eyes and replaced them with shocked eyes....

    Keep the crying though.
  • haveasafeday 29 Mar 2009 23:10:40 361 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    this good enough do you think?

    /plugs in camera


    Haha! Fantastic.

    I sometime wish I was more motivated to do things like this..

    Gotta hate whining xbox live noobs, they deserve it!
  • dnbuk 29 Mar 2009 23:10:59 4,952 posts
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    The best thing will be when he's freaked out that you have a pic of him.
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