Happy Steak & Blowjob Day Everyone!

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  • rudedudejude 14 Mar 2009 21:18:20 2,161 posts
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    Happy Steak & Blowjob day Everyone!

    Let's hear your stories of steak and successful bjs.
  • Deleted user 14 March 2009 21:19:40
    I had a steak once. And I've had a few blowjobs.

    Anything else you need to know, you pervert?
  • Psychotext 14 Mar 2009 21:26:54 53,920 posts
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    It's my anniversary today... I haven't had steak and I doubt I'll be getting a blowjob either.

    SO WHO BLOODY NAMED THIS DAY?
  • dufftownallan 14 Mar 2009 21:29:49 4,724 posts
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    two things i really wanted to have today but never got round to getting...
  • Psychotext 14 Mar 2009 21:34:43 53,920 posts
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    King_of_Hearts wrote:
    Oh. That would explain my girlfriend's actions last night :/ that had to be the most wtf moment of my life.
    Let me guess, she got confused and tried to griddle your cock whilst blowing a slab of steak? Yeah it happens, don't worry about it.
  • Jeepers 14 Mar 2009 21:38:22 13,173 posts
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    King_of_Hearts wrote:
    No, it's just that...I never even discussed that with her, and she kind of tried to go for it, and I don't...I don't like that. I find it very degrading to women, or something. I don't know.

    I've only been having sex for two months, so that kind of thing is still a bit of a no-no.

    ib4twtf.
  • Psychotext 14 Mar 2009 21:39:15 53,920 posts
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    WTF!

    O_o
  • Pirotic Moderator 14 Mar 2009 21:40:10 20,646 posts
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    hmm, my gaydar just went off the scale, either that or a gay weather balloon just flew overhead.
  • buggrit 14 Mar 2009 21:40:58 5,178 posts
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    FORCING someone to do that would be degrading.
    Them wanting to? TOTALLY different dude - you never supped at the hairy cup? Did you feel degraded either during or after, or did you just feel "wahey, this is nice"?

    /hears steak being thrown into a pan
    /lies back and removes trousers
  • Psychotext 14 Mar 2009 21:43:09 53,920 posts
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    buggrit wrote:
    /hears steak being thrown into a pan
    /lies back and removes trousers
    Look... I told you when I moved in that I'm happy to cook for you, but nothing else!
  • buggrit 14 Mar 2009 21:48:50 5,178 posts
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    ;_;
    But I just had a shower and everything...
    /pouts
  • GuiltySpark 14 Mar 2009 21:59:44 6,355 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    How do you know it's not for you if you've never tried it?

    How do you know being shat on by a hairy dude isn't for you if you've (presumably) never tried it?

    Get bent.

  • Psychotext 14 Mar 2009 22:01:48 53,920 posts
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    GuiltySpark wrote:
    blizeH wrote:
    How do you know it's not for you if you've never tried it?

    How do you know being shat on by a hairy dude isn't for you if you've (presumably) never tried it?
    You don't. Give it a blast!
  • Deleted user 14 March 2009 22:12:15
    "blowjobs are degrading for women"

    LOL what a lot of emo nonsense. Just tell the truth and say you're a bit inexperienced and that line makes you feel better about not being exactly sure what the fuck you're doing sexually yet.

    You'll get there eventually fella. :)

    Just pray you don't end up with the kind of stupid cow I used to go out with who allowed herself to be convinced by some male friend of hers that guys ejaculating on her face was demeaning to her.

    Unbelievable. Our relationship went south pretty quickly after that revelation.
  • HarryPalmer 14 Mar 2009 22:16:30 3,206 posts
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    bless
  • Deleted user 14 March 2009 22:17:23
    One step at a time, King... ;)
  • buggrit 14 Mar 2009 22:23:35 5,178 posts
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    MrED209 wrote:
    Just pray you don't end up with the kind of stupid cow I used to go out with who allowed herself to be convinced by some male friend of hers that guys ejaculating on her face was demeaning to her.

    Unbelievable. Our relationship went south pretty quickly after that revelation.
    O_o
    I see it as quite the compliment that I would WANT to spoof there and most of my exes agree.
  • Deleted user 14 March 2009 22:54:04
    HappyCarrot wrote:
    How do you think woman got enough protein in lean times to nourish thei babies? It's science, it's pretty much your male duty to be sucked off.
    I'm sure I read recently that protein from such a source is undigestable.
  • askew 14 Mar 2009 23:14:09 12,154 posts
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    MrED209 wrote:
    HappyCarrot wrote:
    How do you think woman got enough protein in lean times to nourish thei babies? It's science, it's pretty much your male duty to be sucked off.
    I'm sure I read recently that protein from such a source is undigestable.

    I was a giver in that experiment.
  • Lexx87 15 Mar 2009 11:15:19 20,869 posts
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    I've not heard of this day! I've been fucking missing out.

    (small glol at the guy not wanting his cock sucked :p)

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • gareth886 15 Mar 2009 11:18:42 2,841 posts
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    Blow jobs are almost better than sex. Almost.
  • Deleted user 15 March 2009 11:34:18
    WTF blow job and steak day????

    All i got was a smelly minge in the face day!
  • Lexx87 15 Mar 2009 11:34:49 20,869 posts
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    It's like getting coal for christmas :(

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • gang_of_bitches 15 Mar 2009 11:36:30 5,447 posts
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    I haven't seen cards for this in Clinton's. What gives?
  • gareth886 15 Mar 2009 11:36:32 2,841 posts
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    espibara wrote:
    WTF blow job and steak day????

    All i got was a smelly minge in the face day!

    lol. Still, that was more than I got. I had a date with Pamela and her 5 sisters.
  • _Price_ 15 Mar 2009 11:55:21 3,073 posts
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    Had a lasagna and pleasent evening day.

    It wasn't the same dammit.
  • Foregone-Reality 15 Mar 2009 12:53:58 2,218 posts
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    Had a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and Sleep on couch day.

    Must be a religious and cultural difference?
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