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  • Dante_Cubit 12 Mar 2009 20:42:51 1,989 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Jensen Interceptor
    Rover SD1
    Escort RS2000 (the first two)
    Sierra Cosworth

    All say you're wrong about British-made cars in the 70s and 80s.

    I'm guessing you have at least three sovereign rings...
  • Dante_Cubit 12 Mar 2009 20:47:02 1,989 posts
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    wayneh wrote:
    Has any said the new FIat 500 yet? I saw one this morning, what were they thinking?

    I really like it. I do own a mac though.
  • Dante_Cubit 12 Mar 2009 20:52:07 1,989 posts
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    I don't think any amount of neon lighting or stereo equipment would get you the bitches in one of these
  • Deleted user 12 March 2009 21:02:12
    Rodius!
  • RetardStrong 12 Mar 2009 21:04:42 3,229 posts
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    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    I don't think any amount of neon lighting or stereo equipment would get you the bitches in one of these

    It's a LEGO cube, with wheels! :)
  • guts 12 Mar 2009 23:42:09 1,692 posts
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    Real life forza gone wrong?
    Thankyou and goodnight.

    edit because, beleive it or not, I just found his wifes car aswell
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 12 Mar 2009 23:48:22 39,937 posts
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    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Jensen Interceptor
    Rover SD1
    Escort RS2000 (the first two)
    Sierra Cosworth

    All say you're wrong about British-made cars in the 70s and 80s.

    I'm guessing you have at least three sovereign rings...

    And they're all on my chubby Essex little finger!
  • Toonster 12 Mar 2009 23:53:18 6,883 posts
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    Keyser_Soze wrote:
    Rodius!
    God, it looks like a cross between family van and a hearse.
  • Fizzog 12 Mar 2009 23:55:40 4,108 posts
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    guts wrote:
    Real life forza gone wrong?
    Thankyou and goodnight.

    edit because, beleive it or not, I just found his wifes car aswell


    Forkin'ell
  • ProfessorLesser 13 Mar 2009 00:02:14 19,698 posts
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    Has nobody mentioned the Ford Ka?
  • smoothpete 23 Mar 2009 15:14:58 33,568 posts
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    I think we can all agree that the Tata Nano is one seriously fucking awful car, up there with the ugliest in this thread. Check out the wheels, straight off a shopping trolley
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 23 Mar 2009 15:17:30 39,937 posts
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    The best thing is, they're bringing the Nano over here. Although by then somehow it will have quadrupled in price.

    Note to Tata: people in countries without an underlying strong faith in reincarnation won't generally skimp on safety equipment when choosing a new car.
  • jonsaan 23 Mar 2009 15:18:21 26,477 posts
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    Micra.
  • nickthegun 23 Mar 2009 15:19:22 68,490 posts
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    Not only is the micra fuck ugly, it only, apparently has 3 gears and a 500cc engine.
  • smoothpete 23 Mar 2009 15:19:51 33,568 posts
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    Yeah I laughed at that price hike! So it's going to be 4 grand over here - or I could buy a 1.9 TDi Passat and have 2.5k change
  • jonsaan 23 Mar 2009 15:20:14 26,477 posts
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    But this thing takes the prize
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 23 Mar 2009 15:20:20 39,937 posts
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    To be fair, anything more than that would be a waste in the areas of India where people can afford a car.
  • smoothpete 23 Mar 2009 15:20:56 33,568 posts
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    I like the Micra
  • nickthegun 23 Mar 2009 15:22:32 68,490 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    I like to drive like an old woman
  • nickthegun 23 Mar 2009 15:24:19 68,490 posts
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    Compare and contrast

    http://abhisays.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/tata-nano-standard.jpg

    http://kinderinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cozy-coupe.jpg
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 23 Mar 2009 15:25:14 39,937 posts
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    The Cozy Coupe got a better NCAP rating.
  • smoothpete 23 Mar 2009 15:29:28 33,568 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    smoothpete wrote:
    I like to drive like an old woman
    I think it's cute... it has a nice face :)

    I'll mention this here anyway. So I'm tonking down the motorway on saturday in the middle lane in my little Golf automatic, I want to overtake so I give it some gas. In an auto, when you want some revs you just put your foot down and the gearbox kicks down a gear so you get some revs. Except my car decided to kick down from 4th gear to 2nd gear, so I instantly slowed from 70 ish to about 50 ish in no time at all, it's a good thing that there wasn't much traffic or I'd have been killed in a huge accident. It shit me right up :(

    And this happened a few times during the journey, so now I think my car needs a new gearbox. Think I might just part exchange the little deathtrap for something else
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2015 23 Mar 2009 15:31:21 39,937 posts
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    Did you get four dents in the bonnet from the pistons?
  • Deleted user 23 March 2009 15:34:04
    Ahahaha, have you seen the interior of a Multipla?? It must be some sick joke!
  • smoothpete 23 Mar 2009 15:37:03 33,568 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Did you get four dents in the bonnet from the pistons?
    Let's just say it's not a happy car. It didn't sound too great when it happened but I don't think it was on the verge of exploding or anything
  • Goban 23 Mar 2009 15:37:09 9,820 posts
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    For me the Multipla falls into the 'It's so bad it's good' category
  • pjmaybe 23 Mar 2009 15:37:14 70,666 posts
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    There once was a time when you couldn't move for these on british roads. Wonder what happened to 'em? All rusted away to nothing?
  • Goban 23 Mar 2009 15:38:03 9,820 posts
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    Completely forgot about those.
  • pjmaybe 23 Mar 2009 15:39:05 70,666 posts
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    So had I but the Multipla reminded me. Plus I think I had a Corgi one once...
  • Goban 23 Mar 2009 15:40:58 9,820 posts
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    My uncle had one, he also wore shorts all year round.
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