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  • billythekid 12 Mar 2009 16:34:50 10,800 posts
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    Nasty wrote:
    I had a Multipla :D

    I was always confident no-one would steal it.

    They were fuck ugly, but actually a pretty good family car.
  • JuanKerr 12 Mar 2009 16:34:57 36,094 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
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    How to make an ugly car even more fucking hideous.
    What.... what is it?

    It's a Porsche Cayenne horribly molested by a tuning company called TechArt Magnum.

    On the plus side, it develops 600bhp, but on the down side, people will be gouging their own eyes out and throwing excrement at you as you drive down the street.
  • Darknight 12 Mar 2009 16:36:24 289 posts
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    The Porsche Cayenne is still the ugliest car I've ever seen - strangely people still seem to be buying it though...
  • billythekid 12 Mar 2009 16:39:23 10,800 posts
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    Pontiac Aztek

  • smoothpete 12 Mar 2009 16:39:51 31,016 posts
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    Honestly, buying the Cayenne is like holding up a sign that says in huge neon letters "yes, I have more money than sense, and I am blind also"
  • PearOfAnguish 12 Mar 2009 16:39:56 6,978 posts
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    That's because it's a poncy Chelsea Tractor, for when a Range Rover just won't do.
  • Whizzo 12 Mar 2009 16:41:01 42,758 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Pontiac Aztek
    That's NSFW it's so horrible.

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  • Deleted user 12 March 2009 16:41:20
    all cars are pretty minging really. seeing them all parked on the roads outside every single house, all different bright metallic colors, just strikes me as a bit bizarre occasionally.

    /raised in countryside
  • smoothpete 12 Mar 2009 16:41:55 31,016 posts
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    Lambo LM001
  • Chopsen 12 Mar 2009 16:42:09 15,129 posts
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    Car parks must blow your mind, then.
  • billythekid 12 Mar 2009 16:42:48 10,800 posts
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    RedPanda wrote:
    all cars are pretty minging really. seeing them all parked on the roads outside every single house, all different bright metallic colors, just strikes me as a bit bizarre occasionally.

    /raised in countryside

    Just for you

  • PearOfAnguish 12 Mar 2009 16:42:54 6,978 posts
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    Scion xB, when you absolutely, positively must drive a car that resembles a Playmobil toy.
  • RetardStrong 12 Mar 2009 16:44:17 3,229 posts
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    Thread ends
  • JuanKerr 12 Mar 2009 16:44:38 36,094 posts
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hafei Lobo.
  • PearOfAnguish 12 Mar 2009 16:45:50 6,978 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hafei Lobo.

    Short for 'Lobotomy', presumably.
  • Deleted user 12 March 2009 16:46:20
    billythekid wrote:
    RedPanda wrote:
    all cars are pretty minging really. seeing them all parked on the roads outside every single house, all different bright metallic colors, just strikes me as a bit bizarre occasionally.

    /raised in countryside

    Just for you


    oo'arr!

    /straw drops from gob

    oi covets tha'
  • JuanKerr 12 Mar 2009 16:47:24 36,094 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    JuanKerr wrote:
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hafei Lobo.

    Short for 'Lobotomy', presumably.

    I imagine so. That's actually the new 2008 model, currently on sale in China.
  • billythekid 12 Mar 2009 16:47:54 10,800 posts
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    Fucking state of that.
    Car is hideous as well.
  • Fizzog 12 Mar 2009 16:47:56 4,108 posts
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    Darknight wrote:
    The Porsche Cayenne is still the ugliest car I've ever seen - strangely people still seem to be buying it though...

    I think it looks quite good
  • smoothpete 12 Mar 2009 16:56:49 31,016 posts
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    I hate the BMW 1 series hatchback but the coupe is actually quite lovely
  • LeoliansBro 12 Mar 2009 16:57:04 41,863 posts
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    About a year ago Mercedes called a press conference to announce global sales of the new B class, and how well they were doing. In the Q&A at the end thay were asked about how the R class was selling, and they said they were sorry but it wasn't Mercedes policy to release global sales figures...

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • PearOfAnguish 12 Mar 2009 17:00:01 6,978 posts
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    Mercedes A Class is damn ugly too, might very well be a re-badged Smart car.
  • smoothpete 12 Mar 2009 17:00:10 31,016 posts
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    The R Class is about 400 miles long too, so rather than drive it all you have to do is climb in the back seat while it's parked in your driveway, then climb over and out of the drivers door and you've arrived at your destination
  • Fatiguez 12 Mar 2009 17:04:31 8,655 posts
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    Anyone posted this yet?
  • wayneh 12 Mar 2009 17:35:51 2,185 posts
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    Has any said the new FIat 500 yet? I saw one this morning, what were they thinking?

    Act like a dumbshit and they will treat you as an equal

  • PES_Fanboy 12 Mar 2009 17:42:43 11,617 posts
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    Any of the 'new' cars that 'update' old classics are insufferable ugly shitboxes with all the original charm piped out.

    Fiat 500
    Mini
    Beetle (although the original wasn't *that* great)
  • askew 12 Mar 2009 17:43:10 11,451 posts
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    What?!
  • PrincessKnight 12 Mar 2009 20:27:48 150 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    An ugly one I'm seeing everywhere is the Chrysler PT Cruiser. Although it was my rental car while on honeymoon and it's a lovely drive. The wife named it "fugly".

    I agree!!
  • Dante_Cubit 12 Mar 2009 20:34:38 1,842 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Pontiac Aztek


    That looks like something that Rocobop's wife would drop his fucking kids off at school in.
  • valli 12 Mar 2009 20:41:03 14,114 posts
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    The Multipla is such a mess...
    VW Jetta (the old 80s one)
    The Saab 9-5 2006, for the chrome around the eyes alone. Yuck!
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