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  • phAge 2 Mar 2009 18:27:26 24,440 posts
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    In the kitchen, carving up a red onion, knife slips and COCKARSEFUCKFUCKFUCK blood everywhere and tip of thumb hanging on by small piece of skin.

    Great.
  • cubbymoore 2 Mar 2009 18:28:21 36,504 posts
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    you feckin emo
  • UncleLou Moderator 2 Mar 2009 18:29:09 35,849 posts
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    The military clearly isn't what it used to be.
  • Deleted user 2 March 2009 18:29:48
    At least the thread isn't about phono leads
  • cubbymoore 2 Mar 2009 18:32:12 36,504 posts
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    Do you love to cook but hate all the time and hassle and preparation and clean up? THAT WON'T HAPPEN ANYMORE.
  • Load_2.0 2 Mar 2009 18:33:59 19,652 posts
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    fficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=thumbs%20up&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">helpful

  • Benno 2 Mar 2009 18:41:51 10,268 posts
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    This shit belongs on Twitter.
  • ecu 2 Mar 2009 18:47:14 77,305 posts
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    At least you weren't playing with magnets. (WARNING: graphic images of an injury within, not for the faint of heart)
  • squirrel.kisses 2 Mar 2009 19:06:43 274 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    At least you weren't playing with magnets. (WARNING: graphic images of an injury within, not for the faint of heart)

    JESUS CHRIST!!!


  • phAge 2 Mar 2009 19:09:35 24,440 posts
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    Ow.
  • PhoenixFlames 2 Mar 2009 19:16:07 9,229 posts
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    Benno wrote:
    This shit belongs on Twitter.

    TSBOT

    And a phrase is born!

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • ecu 2 Mar 2009 19:19:45 77,305 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    Benno wrote:
    This shit belongs on Twitter.

    TSBOT

    And a phrase is born!
  • Kosmoz 2 Mar 2009 19:19:47 7,768 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    At least you weren't playing with magnets. (WARNING: graphic images of an injury within, not for the faint of heart)


    i regret clicking that link.... oh well, i was well warned :(

    Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer.

  • MetalDog 2 Mar 2009 19:21:30 23,920 posts
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    Yeah, but it's a like a big red button labelled 'do not push', isn't it?

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Khanivor 2 Mar 2009 19:25:59 41,239 posts
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    ecureuil wrote:
    At least you weren't playing with magnets. (WARNING: graphic images of an injury within, not for the faint of heart)

    /swallows own neck
  • belta 2 Mar 2009 19:28:27 306 posts
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    was it anything like this?
    http://www.bizarremag.com/weird_world/video_clips/6005/accidents.html
  • phAge 2 Mar 2009 19:31:15 24,440 posts
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    I wonder how fast those magnets accelerate when they get pulled together?
  • Deleted user 2 March 2009 19:32:59
    Have you gone to the hospital to get your thumb sown back on or were you just being a whiny, exaggerating person?
  • phAge 2 Mar 2009 19:34:45 24,440 posts
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    belta wrote:
    was it anything like this?
    http://www.bizarremag.com/weird_world/video_clips/6005/accidents.html
    Err. Assuming that's not a fake, I think it's a bit inappropriate... O_o
  • phAge 2 Mar 2009 19:36:20 24,440 posts
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    dangerpuss wrote:
    Have you gone to the hospital to get your thumb sown back on or were you just being a whiny, exaggerating person?
    It wasn't *that* bad - was just the tip, and because the knife was so fucking sharp, it's closed up nicely already.
  • Fatiguez 2 Mar 2009 19:36:23 8,762 posts
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    O_O

    show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

  • belta 2 Mar 2009 19:37:24 306 posts
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    phAge wrote:
    belta wrote:
    was it anything like this?
    http://www.bizarremag.com/weird_world/video_clips/6005/accidents.html
    Err. Assuming that's not a fake, I think it's a bit inappropriate... O_o
    well assuming he can type on a pc about, suggests it may not be as bad as he would have us think

    /types with leg hanging off
  • MetalDog 2 Mar 2009 19:40:43 23,920 posts
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    phAge wrote:
    dangerpuss wrote:
    Have you gone to the hospital to get your thumb sown back on or were you just being a whiny, exaggerating person?
    It wasn't *that* bad - was just the tip, and because the knife was so fucking sharp, it's closed up nicely already.

    I cut the end of my thumb off (above the well-chewed nail) with a blunt knife once. Can't even see where I did it now - fingers heal real good. I guess they have to, being in the front line.

    Blunt knife cuts hurt like a motherfucker, better to keep them sharp.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • phAge 2 Mar 2009 19:42:26 24,440 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    phAge wrote:
    dangerpuss wrote:
    Have you gone to the hospital to get your thumb sown back on or were you just being a whiny, exaggerating person?
    It wasn't *that* bad - was just the tip, and because the knife was so fucking sharp, it's closed up nicely already.

    I cut the end of my thumb off (above the well-chewed nail) with a blunt knife once. Can't even see where I did it now - fingers heal real good. I guess they have to, being in the front line.

    Blunt knife cuts hurt like a motherfucker, better to keep them sharp.
    Yeah - my dad slashed his index finger with a sushi-knife this chrimbo, and despite the wound being long and deep enough to warrant stitches, we decided to let it close up itself. Now there's barely a scar left.
  • Razz 2 Mar 2009 19:48:41 61,650 posts
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    How apt, I just cut the fleshy bit between my thumb and index finger whilst scraping the paper of some bottles for recycling. :/

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  • PhoenixFlames 2 Mar 2009 19:58:48 9,229 posts
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    I've just scratched some skin off my knob with a cheese grater.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • warlockuk 2 Mar 2009 20:14:32 19,223 posts
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    That's nice.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Razz 2 Mar 2009 20:24:24 61,650 posts
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    There are easier ways to rid yourself of smegma.

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  • PhoenixFlames 2 Mar 2009 20:26:03 9,229 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    There are easier ways to rid yourself of smegma.

    Now you tell me.

    /shaves with cut-throat

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  • JuanKerr 2 Mar 2009 20:47:03 36,442 posts
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    belta wrote:
    was it anything like this?
    http://www.bizarremag.com/weird_world/video_clips/6005/accidents.html

    Fucking fuckitty fuck.
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