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  • THFourteen 14 Feb 2014 23:07:07 33,931 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Anyone had their yearly blowjob yet?
    It ain't my birthday yo.
  • vijay_UK 14 Feb 2014 23:34:01 2,281 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Anyone had their yearly blowjob yet?
    There really isn't any point in me shaving my nuts anymore.
  • Psychotext 14 Feb 2014 23:50:11 54,498 posts
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    Shave? These days it's wax or nothing. She can't be getting stubble rash.
  • Salaman 15 Feb 2014 09:10:56 19,312 posts
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    Mr_Sleep wrote:
    My parents have come to visit, couldn't get any less romantic if I tried.
    Hearing your dad getting his Valentine's Day bj might be pretty unromantic?
  • Deleted user 15 February 2014 09:30:34
    Had a really great night last night. What I thought was a meal out (really enjoyable anyway, though I got an attack of the nerves when I saw my girlfriend dressed up for the first time and thought "what's she doing with me? ") turned into a "would you like to come back to my place? "...with no mention of coffee.

    My girlfriend said it was the best valentines day she's ever had... me, I'm grinning like the proverbial Cheshire Cat this morning.What a lucky bloody geek I am! Perfect end to a previously crappy day.

    Hopefully I'll be posting about her in years to come in this thread and saying how much of a pita she is. life is good... plus Witcher 2 is free to play all weekend and my dad is off to the pub at 1.30! Who needs a lottery win :)
  • Megapocalypse 15 Feb 2014 09:38:11 5,480 posts
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    Had good night last night. The curry was the best I've ever cooked and the rose didn't kill her cats. Can't ask for much more than that. ;)
  • RedSparrows 15 Feb 2014 09:51:43 23,430 posts
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    ibenam wrote:
    @Psychotext o/ In the shower no less!
    Why are they so much better?
  • twelveways 15 Feb 2014 09:57:45 4,077 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    ibenam wrote:
    @Psychotext o/ In the shower no less!
    Why are they so much better?
    Less cheese
  • Deleted user 15 February 2014 10:00:51
    Megapocalypse wrote:
    Had good night last night. The curry was the best I've ever cooked and the rose didn't kill her cats. Can't ask for much more than that. ;)
    Grats on the curry. Can be nerve wracking as hell cooking to impress.

    Edited by PhoenixGleam at 10:01:06 15-02-2014
  • wobbly_Bob 15 Feb 2014 10:35:00 1,846 posts
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    Surprised her with breakfast in bed yesterday morning: 2 heart shaped pancakes with bacon. A card, a single red rose, and a heart shaped box of chocs.

    Later after work made a  3 course meal. The dessert took me 2 hours to make! The whole meal took 4 hours to prepare. Ate that by candlelight while romantic love songs played...

    It's 10:33 am as I write this and still no blow job.

    I did get a nice very nice watch. Prefer the bj.
  • CharlieStCloud 15 Feb 2014 10:54:59 5,315 posts
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    I think this singular emotion sums my evening up:

    : )
  • Dairyfree 15 Feb 2014 11:01:52 1,431 posts
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    The skin suit looks nice then?
  • Psychotext 15 Feb 2014 12:04:32 54,498 posts
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    wobbly_Bob wrote:
    It's 10:33 am as I write this and still no blow job.

    I did get a nice very nice watch. Prefer the bj.
    There needs to be some sort of public service website / advert to get this point across.
  • Maturin 15 Feb 2014 12:07:51 3,119 posts
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    Had the best steak I've eaten in a long while last night. Wife made a fabulous meal.

    Was quite a lovely evening until 15m of our fence blew down. Being out in the gale making it safe took the shine of the evening a bit.
  • TVoJ 15 Feb 2014 12:26:42 2,008 posts
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    Yearly blowjobs! You guys don't know you're born!

    Also waxing? Not when the pound shop sells veet yo.
  • macmurphy 15 Feb 2014 12:27:09 999 posts
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    Hope you told the wife that the fence should be the only thing to get blown hard on valentines day.

    There were so many blowjob jokes for the taking there. Don't think I've done it justice.
  • Psychotext 15 Feb 2014 12:27:53 54,498 posts
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    TVoJ wrote:
    Also waxing? Not when the pound shop sells veet yo.
    Veet on your balls sounds like a bad idea... which means someone here is bound to have tried it.
  • quadfather 15 Feb 2014 12:28:51 12,989 posts
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    Well I'm glad I went out in the end. Met a really nice woman and we're going out again soon. Winner.

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • TVoJ 15 Feb 2014 12:43:26 2,008 posts
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    Your doing it wrong quad. You shouldn't be looking for "really nice woman". You should be hunting for some right dirty as fuck fanny. Thank me later
  • TVoJ 15 Feb 2014 12:45:59 2,008 posts
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    @Psychotext honestly I do it fairly regularly.

    Stings the Gooch crease a bit, and I may have some scarring there but overall its great.

    Never waxxed em but imagine it to be horrific.
  • quadfather 15 Feb 2014 13:05:25 12,989 posts
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    TVoJ wrote:
    Your doing it wrong quad. You shouldn't be looking for "really nice woman". You should be hunting for some right dirty as fuck fanny. Thank me later
    You don't know what I mean by a really nice woman though ;)

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • CosmicFuzz 15 Feb 2014 13:24:10 25,019 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    Well I'm glad I went out in the end. Met a really nice woman and we're going out again soon. Winner.
    How is she liking your dungeon?

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  • Moot_Point 15 Feb 2014 13:33:37 4,381 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    Had good night last night. The curry was the best I've ever cooked and the rose didn't kill her cats. Can't ask for much more than that. ;)
    Dating the cat lady?

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  • THFourteen 15 Feb 2014 14:02:14 33,931 posts
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    PhoenixGleam wrote:
    Megapocalypse wrote:
    Had good night last night. The curry was the best I've ever cooked and the rose didn't kill her cats. Can't ask for much more than that. ;)
    Grats on the curry. Can be nerve wracking as hell cooking to impress.
    care to share the Recipe?

    for curry, not luurve
  • quadfather 15 Feb 2014 14:08:42 12,989 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    quadfather wrote:
    Well I'm glad I went out in the end. Met a really nice woman and we're going out again soon. Winner.
    How is she liking your dungeon?
    The iron maiden appears to be an acquired taste but I'm making steady progress

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • TheMayorOfJugs 15 Feb 2014 14:24:44 4,092 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Anyone had their yearly blowjob yet?
    3!! Tingly lube shit = very horny gf.

    Fucking hell I'm wrecked.
  • Megapocalypse 15 Feb 2014 15:21:19 5,480 posts
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    @THFourteen Used a Jamie Oliver one but added chickpeas that I like and adjusted spice amounts (used 4 green chillies instead of one and blended them as part of the paste instead of putting them in separately. I also used a slow cooker for a better result.

    Edited by Megapocalypse at 15:23:43 15-02-2014
  • prawnking1980 15 Feb 2014 15:45:58 4,772 posts
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    TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
    Psychotext wrote:
    Anyone had their yearly blowjob yet?
    3!! Tingly lube shit = very horny gf.

    Fucking hell I'm wrecked.
    Have you got the taste out of your mouth yet?
  • Psychotext 15 Feb 2014 16:43:19 54,498 posts
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    TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
    3!! Tingly lube shit = very horny gf.

    Fucking hell I'm wrecked.
    Win.
  • riz23 15 Feb 2014 17:22:22 1,359 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    TVoJ wrote:
    Also waxing? Not when the pound shop sells veet yo.
    Veet on your balls sounds like a bad idea... which means someone here is bound to have tried it.
    An oldie but a damn goodie.
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