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  • sport 30 Jan 2013 09:15:24 12,758 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
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    So, work has now set up a Valentines Box in the office.
    Ugh

    What a horrendous practice.
    It's more the call centre side of the business - fits in perfectly when you see the people who work there.
  • THFourteen 30 Jan 2013 09:15:45 33,604 posts
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    Doesn't really matter. The same two fit birds will get hundreds of cards and nobody else will get anything.
  • Load_2.0 30 Jan 2013 09:16:18 19,354 posts
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    WTF is a Valentines box? You put gifts in for colleagues?
  • sport 30 Jan 2013 09:17:21 12,758 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    What's the m/f ratio?
    I'd say about 50:50 tbh. It's the age ratio that's more worrying.
  • TheSaint 30 Jan 2013 09:17:24 14,478 posts
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    Sounds like a sexual harassment case waiting to happen.
  • sport 30 Jan 2013 09:19:39 12,758 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    Sounds like a sexual harassment case waiting to happen.
    Mate, the inter-office sexual antics is second to none in this place. Most of them are 18 - 22.
  • sport 30 Jan 2013 09:20:59 12,758 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    WTF is a Valentines box? You put gifts in for colleagues?
    The usual "anonymous" cards to that skank/bro you've been fantasizing about since you started working.
  • mcmonkeyplc 30 Jan 2013 09:25:52 39,458 posts
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    Wank and a pancake.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • mrpon 30 Jan 2013 09:30:40 28,995 posts
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    sport wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    What's the m/f ratio?
    I'd say about 50:50 tbh. It's the age ratio that's more worrying.
    It's just you and her isn't it?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 30 Jan 2013 09:31:16 38,339 posts
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    Dear Melanie,

    Your so fit, I go home n wank myself silly over you every nite.

    Love, your Valentine xxxxx

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • El_MUERkO 30 Jan 2013 09:37:19 17,050 posts
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    I worked in a factory one summer and they got in touch handwriting expert to find out who wrote a note bout the manager on the bathroom wall. As someone pointed out in the pub, the person who wrote it was probably using their off-hand if they were doing what they had written about.
  • sport 30 Jan 2013 09:44:19 12,758 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    sport wrote:
    mrpon wrote:
    What's the m/f ratio?
    I'd say about 50:50 tbh. It's the age ratio that's more worrying.
    It's just you and her isn't it?
    And she still doesn't know I'm her secret admirer! :-(
  • Vortex808 30 Jan 2013 09:47:36 7,212 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    What's the m/f ratio?
    Is that the munter/fuckable ratio?
  • Salaman 30 Jan 2013 09:53:26 19,131 posts
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    Scurrminator wrote:
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    Razz wrote:
    Girlfriend made a me a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLNXoNMXJzU
    Awesome, that was really very nice.
    I am stealing the shit out of this for next year...
    Not this actual video...
    souvlaki wrote:
    Scurrminator wrote:
    L_Franko wrote:
    Razz wrote:
    Girlfriend made a me a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLNXoNMXJzU
    Awesome, that was really very nice.
    I am stealing the shit out of this for next year...
    Not this actual video...
    ^^^^
    ||||


    This

    Scurrminator, souvlaki. You better get cracking on your videos!
  • Dave_McCoy 3 Feb 2013 02:58:01 2,777 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Scurrminator wrote:
    L_Franko wrote:
    Razz wrote:
    Girlfriend made a me a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLNXoNMXJzU
    Awesome, that was really very nice.
    I am stealing the shit out of this for next year...
    Not this actual video...
    souvlaki wrote:
    Scurrminator wrote:
    L_Franko wrote:
    Razz wrote:
    Girlfriend made a me a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLNXoNMXJzU
    Awesome, that was really very nice.
    I am stealing the shit out of this for next year...
    Not this actual video...
    ^^^^
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    This

    Scurrminator, souvlaki. You better get cracking on your videos!
    After seeing that...me too! That was lovely. I missed it last year.
  • Madder-Max 3 Feb 2013 09:49:01 11,656 posts
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    Oysters with fresh lime juice and champagne every year without fail. Will get her a card and chocolates too.

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • sport 4 Feb 2013 08:29:11 12,758 posts
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    Nothing will surprise him more than tapping some fine EG forumite arse!
  • THFourteen 4 Feb 2013 08:34:28 33,604 posts
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    buy him some 360 points.
  • neilka 4 Feb 2013 08:39:08 16,101 posts
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    Surprise colon snake

    Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal.

  • Salaman 4 Feb 2013 08:44:30 19,131 posts
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    flowerpower019 wrote:
    Speaking of valentines! what can I do in order for me to surprise my bf? i want something unique...
    Perform a sexual act he's hinted about but which you've refused in the past. Although surprise colon snake would be more unique I guess.
    Or vouchers. You can never go wrong with those.
  • kickerconspiracy 4 Feb 2013 08:45:26 494 posts
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    10 Kit-Kats and a motoring atlas.
  • THFourteen 4 Feb 2013 08:59:08 33,604 posts
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    thumb in his bottom
  • sport 4 Feb 2013 09:13:44 12,758 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    thumb in his bottom
    This man knows how to please his ..... erm ..... man...
  • Deleted user 13 February 2013 10:18:38
    You know when the missus says not to worry about valentines day and she isn't fussed if we go out. Well I actually fell for that nonsense this year and only just realised -I'm fucked with where to go! A million great restaurants in Edinburgh but they are of course all booked up! Recommendations people.
  • Deleted user 13 February 2013 10:34:29
    Mine said the same but meant it. I'm working on the other side of the country tomorrow and an getting home quite late.

    Just cook her a nice meal and play with your puppies together.
  • Scurrminator 13 Feb 2013 10:58:13 8,420 posts
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    I forgot to make a video so this will have to do instead

    You dare to strike Scurrcules!?

  • pinebear 13 Feb 2013 10:58:55 8,565 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    You know when the missus says not to worry about valentines day and she isn't fussed if we go out. Well I actually fell for that nonsense this year and only just realised -I'm fucked with where to go! A million great restaurants in Edinburgh but they are of course all booked up! Recommendations people.
    If she's not fussed if you go out, then maybe a romantic meal in is the answer? Not takeaway unless it's really posh

  • Psychotext 13 Feb 2013 11:09:11 54,301 posts
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    Why are you doing anything at all if she isn't fussed?

    The missus and I haven't done anything on Valentine's day for years now. Whole concept is ridiculous. Show her some affection once a month or something instead of once a year. ;)
  • Deleted user 13 February 2013 11:15:18
    Once a month?!

    Every day baby.
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