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  • billythekid 14 Feb 2011 12:02:01 11,146 posts
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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    horses that get electrocuted,
    are turned into glue.
  • Jeepers 14 Feb 2011 12:28:12 13,181 posts
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    But I have Cerebral achromatopsia
    So I say "Fuck you".
  • customfirmware 14 Feb 2011 12:34:49 810 posts
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  • Articulate-Troll 14 Feb 2011 12:37:09 3,101 posts
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    I have aids
    And now you do too
  • customfirmware 14 Feb 2011 12:38:13 810 posts
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  • heyyo 14 Feb 2011 12:54:42 14,373 posts
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You know
    I got my eyes on you
  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 14 Feb 2011 12:58:40 1,563 posts
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    Violets are Red
    Roses are Blue
    If you open up Photoshop
    and mess with the hue
  • Cadence 14 Feb 2011 13:01:28 1,688 posts
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    ^^ awesome
  • pinebear 14 Feb 2011 13:06:36 8,565 posts
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    Big Swiss wrote:
    But that all doesen't matter that much, I spoil her so much during the normal days of the year anyways.

    Big Smooth!

  • Craig0702 14 Feb 2011 13:07:00 2,178 posts
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    /dusts off a classic

    Roses are black
    Violets are black
    Everything is black
    Love, Stevie Wonder.
  • billythekid 14 Feb 2011 13:07:10 11,146 posts
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    roses are #FF0000
    violets are #0000FF
    all my base
    are belong to you

    Awesome valentine's gift for the missus!
  • bigshot316 14 Feb 2011 13:07:21 23,838 posts
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    Roses are stupid,
    Violets are gay,
    Not that I'm feeling lonely or bitter or ugly or totally dejected and suicidal or anything like that I mean who needs a stupid girlfriend anyway right,
    On Valentines day.
  • Craig0702 14 Feb 2011 13:12:45 2,178 posts
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    Roses are bland
    Violets are nasty
    Come home with me
    and I'll smash your pasty

    /Shakespearean
  • billythekid 14 Feb 2011 13:21:42 11,146 posts
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Marigolds are yellow,
    stick them on, there's washing up to do.
  • ModishNouns 14 Feb 2011 13:24:12 4,655 posts
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You bring the hamster,
    And I'll bring the glue
  • Edwannawonga 14 Feb 2011 18:49:20 330 posts
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    Roses are red,
    Violets don't shout,
    I heard someone said,
    Tits or GTFO
  • ronuds 14 Feb 2011 19:09:33 21,788 posts
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    Roses are ugly
    Violets are crass
    I took my girl
    and FHUTA
  • Lexx87 14 Feb 2011 20:07:01 20,863 posts
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    Christ almighty.

    So we're going to watch a movie, and earlier in the week I proposed Before Sunrise as it's awesome and she hasn't seen it and usually likes that kind of thing.

    Anyway, out of no-where she wants to watch an action film not a soppy love film and has borrowed Frantic off her housemate who said it was good. Harrison ford, Roman Polanski...can't go wrong I thought!

    Film could not be less frantic if it tried. 40 minutes and we turned it off as it was just...I mean we were expecting Speed 2 kinda stuff or something. Soooo slooooow and emotionless.

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • Khanivor 14 Feb 2011 20:08:17 40,850 posts
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    Got ma bitch a plant.
  • Syrette 14 Feb 2011 20:09:48 43,594 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    roses are #FF0000
    violets are #0000FF
    all my base
    are belong to you

    Amazing

  • ElNuevo9 14 Feb 2011 20:10:59 13,443 posts
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    "Roses are red, Violets are blue. I would dearly love, To hang out the back of you."

    Mrs Keys is one lucky lady.

    Hated, adored, never ignored.

  • Syrette 14 Feb 2011 20:12:16 43,594 posts
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    Ghostface Killah telling it how it is, on this most romantic of eves.

    But I'm saying tho, you gon' make your girl happy. You feel me?
    37 minutes ago via web

    Thats why a lot of girls like girls cause they know what girls like. Nah mean, you gotta know how to do that shit right b.
    38 minutes ago via web

    But you gotta eat her pussy tho, nahmean. Don't suck the shit too hard nahmean they don't like that.
    39 minutes ago via web

    and for those of y'all that don't eat no pussy, you might gotta eat her pussy. You feel me! You eat her pussy, thats even a extra 100 points
    41 minutes ago via web

    But don't make love to her without the MUSIC on! You gotta put that SLOW shit on and you fuck her reaaal slow.
    45 minutes ago via web

    That's the best shit. Making your girl happy man. Then after that, you know what it is! You gon' go in there and you gon' make love to her.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Not to call her a bitch like that but you know what I mean, just shocking them. She gotta be like "Yo this nigga just fucked my head up!"
    about 1 hour ago via web

    The whole shit is just shocking them. Shock the bitch b.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Ynahmean, the ill, I don't care if its a Luther or Barry CD or something like that but just, you know, tell her you love her man.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Whatever you know, just make the scene nice and sexy and romantic and soft and warm.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Buy her a lingerie or pajama set so she can put it on after she get out nahmean. Have a little cake for her or whatever whatever whatever.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Come back, put some candles in the tub, for her. Do things, you know. Run the water for her.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    So its like um, basically...you know. Make her something to eat. Take her out, you know.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Even if its a 2 day vacation nahmean, y'all come back y'all gon be good! You gon be good.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Y'all go down to the motherfuckin hotel, they got a bunch of activities y'all can do. Go on boat rides and shit, you do all that shit.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Y'all laying up, doing shit. Nahmean, playing whatever little volleyballs they got on the beach and doing everything, the activities.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    You know especially if you take her somewhere theres a beach and y'all just go lay out get a couple of massages from the hotel.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Whatever foul shit you was doing nahmean, you gon' cut off a lot of that fat b. A lot of that shit and you gon' be good for a minute.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Sometimes you can just go on a vacation. If you go on a vacation that's the ultimate. You gon' smash all that!
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Cook for her if you could, if you know how to cook. If not take her to get something to eat.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    With a soft kiss every now and then. Younahmean. Rub her back b. Feel her up, massage her, tell her how good she look.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Nahmean she liked to get pampered too. She like to hear that "I Love You" shit a thousand times a day. You understand what I'm sayin.
    about 1 hour ago via web

    Sometimes you gotta flip it on your girl b. The things she do for you if she does them for you, you gotta do to her man.
    about 1 hour ago via web

  • heyyo 14 Feb 2011 20:39:27 14,373 posts
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    But you gotta eat her pussy tho, nahmean. Don't suck the shit too hard nahmean they don't like that.
    39 minutes ago via web

    and for those of y'all that don't eat no pussy, you might gotta eat her pussy. You feel me! You eat her pussy, thats even a extra 100 points
    41 minutes ago via web

    :D
  • Futaba 14 Feb 2011 21:13:13 3,512 posts
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    I only just remembered it was Valentine's day 10 minutes ago. Strangely enough, I consider this a win.

    As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a ninja.

  • TechnoHippy 14 Feb 2011 21:19:46 14,718 posts
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    What was the one with the guy roleplaying while chatting up women in a chat room?

    Found it :-)

    Better

    My books, contests, reviews and author interviews on my blog

  • pinebear 14 Feb 2013 07:43:35 8,565 posts
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    GROUP HUGGGGG!

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Feb 2013 07:58:06 38,339 posts
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Does this rag
    Smell of chloroform to you?

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a knife
    Get in the van

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • Ginger 14 Feb 2013 08:12:23 6,848 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    horses that get electrocuted,
    are turned into Tesco value burgers.

    London open taekwondo champion

  • cubbymoore 14 Feb 2013 09:56:16 36,497 posts
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    I've bought chocs from Selfridges. Managed to get her favourite flowers, even though they're out of season (which involved being texted at 4 this morning by my florist telling me she found some). And I booked a table at one of the best reviewed restaurants in Brighton tonight. I really should get some tonight. Even if she is imaginary.

    Edited by cubbymoore at 09:56:31 14-02-2013
  • Deleted user 14 February 2013 10:27:49
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Valentines day is shit,
    Fuck off!
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