Roses are red,
violets are blue,
horses that get electrocuted,
are turned into glue.
violets are blue,
horses that get electrocuted,
are turned into glue.
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billythekid 10,299 posts
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Jeepers 12,609 posts
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Registered 7 years agoRoses are red,
Violets are blue
But I have Cerebral achromatopsia
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customfirmware 462 posts
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Articulate-Troll 3,055 posts
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Registered 5 years agoRoses are red,
Violets are blue
I have aids
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customfirmware 462 posts
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heyyo 14,363 posts
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Registered 7 years agoRoses are red
Violets are blue
You know
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HoraceGoesSquiffy 1,560 posts
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Registered 9 years agoViolets are Red
Roses are Blue
If you open up Photoshop
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Cadence 1,533 posts
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pinebear 8,564 posts
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Registered 7 years agoBig Swiss wrote:
Big Smooth!
But that all doesen't matter that much, I spoil her so much during the normal days of the year anyways.ツ
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Craig0702 2,179 posts
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Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
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billythekid 10,299 posts
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Registered 8 years agoroses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
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bigshot316 23,185 posts
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Registered 5 years agoRoses are stupid,
Violets are gay,
Not that I'm feeling lonely or bitter or ugly or totally dejected and suicidal or anything like that I mean who needs a stupid girlfriend anyway right,
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Craig0702 2,179 posts
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Registered 5 years agoRoses are bland
Violets are nasty
Come home with me
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billythekid 10,299 posts
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Registered 8 years agoRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
Marigolds are yellow,
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ModishNouns 4,069 posts
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Registered 3 years agoRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
You bring the hamster,
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Edwannawonga 312 posts
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Registered 6 years agoRoses are red,
Violets don't shout,
I heard someone said,
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ronuds 20,948 posts
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Registered 7 years agoRoses are ugly
Violets are crass
I took my girl
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Lexx87 20,873 posts
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Registered 7 years agoChrist almighty.
So we're going to watch a movie, and earlier in the week I proposed Before Sunrise as it's awesome and she hasn't seen it and usually likes that kind of thing.
Anyway, out of no-where she wants to watch an action film not a soppy love film and has borrowed Frantic off her housemate who said it was good. Harrison ford, Roman Polanski...can't go wrong I thought!
Film could not be less frantic if it tried. 40 minutes and we turned it off as it was just...I mean we were expecting Speed 2 kinda stuff or something. Soooo slooooow and emotionless.Speak the truth hussy!
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Khanivor 38,878 posts
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Syrette 38,678 posts
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Registered 10 years agobillythekid wrote:
Amazing
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to youXBL: rolemodel86 PSN: Syrette86
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ElNino9 12,482 posts
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Registered 6 years ago"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I would dearly love, To hang out the back of you."
Mrs Keys is one lucky lady.Hated, adored, never ignored.
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Syrette 38,678 posts
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Registered 10 years agoGhostface Killah telling it how it is, on this most romantic of eves.
But I'm saying tho, you gon' make your girl happy. You feel me?
37 minutes ago via web
Thats why a lot of girls like girls cause they know what girls like. Nah mean, you gotta know how to do that shit right b.
38 minutes ago via web
But you gotta eat her pussy tho, nahmean. Don't suck the shit too hard nahmean they don't like that.
39 minutes ago via web
and for those of y'all that don't eat no pussy, you might gotta eat her pussy. You feel me! You eat her pussy, thats even a extra 100 points
41 minutes ago via web
But don't make love to her without the MUSIC on! You gotta put that SLOW shit on and you fuck her reaaal slow.
45 minutes ago via web
That's the best shit. Making your girl happy man. Then after that, you know what it is! You gon' go in there and you gon' make love to her.
about 1 hour ago via web
Not to call her a bitch like that but you know what I mean, just shocking them. She gotta be like "Yo this nigga just fucked my head up!"
about 1 hour ago via web
The whole shit is just shocking them. Shock the bitch b.
about 1 hour ago via web
Ynahmean, the ill, I don't care if its a Luther or Barry CD or something like that but just, you know, tell her you love her man.
about 1 hour ago via web
Whatever you know, just make the scene nice and sexy and romantic and soft and warm.
about 1 hour ago via web
Buy her a lingerie or pajama set so she can put it on after she get out nahmean. Have a little cake for her or whatever whatever whatever.
about 1 hour ago via web
Come back, put some candles in the tub, for her. Do things, you know. Run the water for her.
about 1 hour ago via web
So its like um, basically...you know. Make her something to eat. Take her out, you know.
about 1 hour ago via web
Even if its a 2 day vacation nahmean, y'all come back y'all gon be good! You gon be good.
about 1 hour ago via web
Y'all go down to the motherfuckin hotel, they got a bunch of activities y'all can do. Go on boat rides and shit, you do all that shit.
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Y'all laying up, doing shit. Nahmean, playing whatever little volleyballs they got on the beach and doing everything, the activities.
about 1 hour ago via web
You know especially if you take her somewhere theres a beach and y'all just go lay out get a couple of massages from the hotel.
about 1 hour ago via web
Whatever foul shit you was doing nahmean, you gon' cut off a lot of that fat b. A lot of that shit and you gon' be good for a minute.
about 1 hour ago via web
Sometimes you can just go on a vacation. If you go on a vacation that's the ultimate. You gon' smash all that!
about 1 hour ago via web
Cook for her if you could, if you know how to cook. If not take her to get something to eat.
about 1 hour ago via web
With a soft kiss every now and then. Younahmean. Rub her back b. Feel her up, massage her, tell her how good she look.
about 1 hour ago via web
Nahmean she liked to get pampered too. She like to hear that "I Love You" shit a thousand times a day. You understand what I'm sayin.
about 1 hour ago via web
Sometimes you gotta flip it on your girl b. The things she do for you if she does them for you, you gotta do to her man.
about 1 hour ago via webXBL: rolemodel86 PSN: Syrette86
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heyyo 14,363 posts
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Registered 7 years agoBut you gotta eat her pussy tho, nahmean. Don't suck the shit too hard nahmean they don't like that.
39 minutes ago via web
and for those of y'all that don't eat no pussy, you might gotta eat her pussy. You feel me! You eat her pussy, thats even a extra 100 points
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Futaba 3,181 posts
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Registered 7 years agoI only just remembered it was Valentine's day 10 minutes ago. Strangely enough, I consider this a win.As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a ninja.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this rag
Smell of chloroform to you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the vanFollow me on Twitter: @MrTom
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Ginger 6,749 posts
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Registered 11 years agobillythekid wrote:
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
horses that get electrocuted,
are turned into Tesco value burgers.London open taekwondo champion
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cubbymoore 35,652 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI've bought chocs from Selfridges. Managed to get her favourite flowers, even though they're out of season (which involved being texted at 4 this morning by my florist telling me she found some). And I booked a table at one of the best reviewed restaurants in Brighton tonight. I really should get some tonight. Even if she is imaginary.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Valentines day is shit,
Fuck off! -
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