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  • Trowel 19 Dec 2012 18:50:55 17,903 posts
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    I'm sure you've all seen the eagle video by now in various places and with various expert CGI analysis... I just love some of the Mail comments:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2250416/Terrifying-moment-golden-eagle-swooped-snatched-toddler-played-park.html

    Whats this idiot trying to do get eagles shot.
    Why isn't there a register of Golden Eagles in the area available to parents? We have the right to know!
    Clever to leave a toddler out in the open with eagles flying about. Very clever.
    Now if that child had his own eagle to defend himself with none of this would of happened.
  • Rens11 1 Jan 2013 07:51:23 1,417 posts
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    just minutes past the watershed

    Edited by Rens11 at 07:52:14 01-01-2013

    Dont kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, hed eat you and everyone you care about!

  • jellyhead 1 Jan 2013 09:34:00 24,350 posts
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    Thanks Daily Mail! Now i know i missed the best bits and need to watch it again later! :)

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  • Deleted user 1 January 2013 09:52:34
    So pathetic. It was a funny show. The journalist needs to reconsider life.
  • Megapocalypse 1 Jan 2013 09:58:16 5,467 posts
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    To be fair it does sound like an absolute pile of wank aimed at morons, however theres always the choice to just not watch it.
  • Deleted user 1 January 2013 10:01:50
    I hate Jimmy Carr and think the panel show format needs to die in a fire. But I decided to suffer through it for the sake of keeping the missus happy.

    It was fucking hilarious.
  • IMO 1 Jan 2013 10:06:01 5,692 posts
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    They should change the title to "Jokes only allowed to be aired after 9PM in airing after 9PM shocker".
  • Mr-Brett 1 Jan 2013 10:08:02 12,822 posts
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    They made jokes about the Queen?! They must be the first people ever to do that.

    Level 37 Social Justice Warrior

  • Flying_Pig 1 Jan 2013 10:18:23 11,154 posts
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    I thought it was pretty funny TBH.
  • jonsaan 1 Jan 2013 11:46:32 25,360 posts
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    Boozing and being on public display is never a great idea. But it sounds like it was quite amusing tbh.

    FCUTA!

  • the_dudefather 1 Jan 2013 13:40:04 9,323 posts
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    OBSCENE JOKES MERE MILLISECONDS AFTER THE WATERSHED

    those sneaky TV producers, trying to trap kids as they sprint to bed at 9pm, they might hear a joke AT THE QUEEN'S EXPENSE if they are still within hearing distance of a TV

    Maybe there should be a no-man's land of TV between pre-watershed and post-watershed, like a half an hour of sirens and flashing lights

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • Megapocalypse 1 Jan 2013 13:50:32 5,467 posts
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    Did like this quote though:

    Even if their parents stop them, children can still watch it on their iPads and iPhones.
  • andijames 2 Jan 2013 14:50:19 2,786 posts
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    Considering the article's attack on tasteless jokes etc i find it incredibly ironic that this article appeared on their site a few days ago.

    I think it's been re-edited now too but managed to find the source link.

    vivir el momento

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 3 Jan 2013 20:08:43 38,635 posts
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    Not the Daily Mail's fail, but rather this 16 year old girl who got this shitty tattoo.

    She said: 'Alarm bells should have started ringing when he said he would do it round at my house.'"
    Hahahahahahahahaha

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  • cubbymoore 3 Jan 2013 22:46:04 36,500 posts
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    Tattooist's gotta learn somehow.
  • IMO 3 Jan 2013 23:37:01 5,692 posts
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    It's going to cost 300 quid to cover up? I see the recession has hit the sleeve market too.
  • Rens11 4 Jan 2013 00:37:07 1,417 posts
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    Marilyn's packing though!

    Dont kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, hed eat you and everyone you care about!

  • Khanivor 4 Jan 2013 00:38:36 40,936 posts
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    I kinda like it. Prison ink without having to go to prison.
  • Rusty_M 10 Jan 2013 19:33:20 4,758 posts
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    @Mowgli

    You're in the news

    Edited by Rusty_M at 00:03:59 11-01-2013

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • mal 10 Jan 2013 19:48:27 22,683 posts
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    Uh, where am I looking? Linkfail?

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Syrette 10 Jan 2013 23:01:57 43,744 posts
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2260067/White-Britons-minority-Leicester-Luton-Slough-Birmingham-set-follow-end-decade.html

    They LOVE this kind of article. I don't dare read the comments.

  • IMO 10 Jan 2013 23:08:40 5,692 posts
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    You just know that that photog was standing around for ages before he could get that shot.
  • FWB 10 Jan 2013 23:20:41 44,833 posts
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    That's brilliant. :D The shot is perfect, so much so it looks doctored. But the best part is the red and green arrows. I don't think I've ever seen so many on a DM article. Me thinks someone has been editing the comments to stirr shit up. Looks like the DM is running out of steam; resorting to faking their own readers.
  • Psychotext 10 Jan 2013 23:24:50 54,391 posts
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    God fucking damnit those comments make me angry. Why the hell did I even read them?
  • b0rk 10 Jan 2013 23:26:13 2,875 posts
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    IT'S LIKE BEING IN IRAQ OR SOMETHING
  • quadfather 16 Jan 2013 12:17:57 12,859 posts
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    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • jellyhead 16 Jan 2013 13:06:07 24,350 posts
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    I need that t-shirt but it's offensive to the mentally ill likening them to Daily Mail readers. That's just mean.

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  • senso-ji 16 Jan 2013 13:12:51 5,957 posts
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    Any Intelligent person will know that there are still 86% white British people in the UK . %3 blacks and 5% percent Asian. and the rest other other white and other. Offcourse the dailymail will not tell you that. Go and read the census yourself and not these selective stories!!!! Don't just read and get brainwashed with fear but go and check the facts for yourself.
    230 NEGATIVE votes.
  • quadfather 16 Jan 2013 13:20:29 12,859 posts
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    The comments are normally as bad or worse than the article they publish

    @Jellyhead - yes, agreed, unfortunately!

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

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