Random, but strange spam...

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  • Psychotext 17 Jan 2009 23:25:05 55,052 posts
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    Opinions on this one? Long con I reckon... but I can't imagine what the next steps are:

    Hello my new friend.
    It is my first letter on English.
    Sorry, if I made some mistake in words.
    But I write you from my hand and don't use pre-written letters.
    My name Ekaterina. I live in Russia, in city Saint-Petersburg.
    I am 26 years old. If you think, that I am not serious don't make mistake, and know me much more.
    I gave promise, that I will never married on Russia boy.
    All of them lie and don't hold his word.
    Some man drink alcohol very much.
    May be I will tell you more about my past relation later.
    But i don't like think about it, it was no good.
    My family are not large.
    We live with my mother and sister.
    My mother have good work as bookkeeper.
    We can pay for all life expenses.
    And I will not ask you help me with money.
    I know many stories about it.
    If you will write to me more, you will understand, that I am not such girl!
    I am simple Russia girl, who want to live abroad.
    I want have husband and right family.
    I will try for this very much.
    I have very serious intention.
    My girlfriend find her husband on internet in last year.
    She move to United Kingdom and they have happy family.
    She write to me letter every week.
    Don't want write about me and my hobby in first letter.
    If I really interested you will ask me about all.
    I want ask you some question:
    Do you have children?
    What are you doing at work?
    Did you have past relation, wife?
    I hope, you can know some new things about me from this letter.


    Please reply only to my personal e-mail: lovegentlemiss@gmail.com


    I will wait your letter and hope to receive news from you shortly.
    Bye!

    Ekaterina, from Saint-Petersburg.

    Came with an image (that wasn't a virus attempt) and the one link doesn't try to do anything fancy with hiding html code etc. Message headers don't seem to indicate anything fancy going on either.

    Caught my eye before making its way to my spam trainer. Strange stuff.
  • Khanivor 17 Jan 2009 23:28:09 41,295 posts
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    If you liked that you should love this :D
  • jellyhead 17 Jan 2009 23:28:19 24,350 posts
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    The harlot! She wrote to meeeeeeeeee!

    / Britney defence vid face

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  • DodgyPast 17 Jan 2009 23:30:54 8,541 posts
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    I think M_H kept a diary of a few emails back and forth after one of those.
  • Articulate-Troll 17 Jan 2009 23:30:54 3,101 posts
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    FHUTA
  • Psychotext 17 Jan 2009 23:32:01 55,052 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    If you liked that you should love this :D
    Wow... was it really written like that? :D
  • jellyhead 17 Jan 2009 23:32:57 24,350 posts
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    Bitch!

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  • Fatiguez 17 Jan 2009 23:35:02 8,762 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Came with an image (that wasn't a virus attempt)

    Is she hot? You should marry her if she's hot, this seems legit

    show me your tits u bitch from ubisoft

  • Psychotext 17 Jan 2009 23:35:24 55,052 posts
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    hehe... I guess the email addresses get killed now and again.
  • Psychotext 17 Jan 2009 23:36:23 55,052 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    Is she hot? You should marry her if she's hot, this seems legit
    Oddly enough, no. Maybe that's part of the scam though... have a picture of an absolute stunner and even retards start thinking it's too good to be true.
  • jellyhead 17 Jan 2009 23:36:35 24,350 posts
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    Right, i'm off to find Scarlet Johansson's clone!

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  • Short-Round 8 Jul 2009 16:44:59 1,181 posts
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    From my eg inbox (sent to me 5 times):

    lizza.johnson@yahoo.co.uk
    My name is lizza johnson i saw your profile today at gamers.eurogamer.net and became
    intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you
    to
    send an email to my email address
    so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am i
    believe we can move from here to next level. I am waiting for your mail
    to
    my maill address
    (lizza.johnson@yahoo.co.uk ) Remeber the distance or colour does not
    matter
    but love matters alot in life with love lizza

    please reply to my email (lizza.johnson@yahoo.co.uk) so i can give you my picture and
    we can move from here to next
  • spindle9988 8 Jul 2009 16:52:47 3,676 posts
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    I got the same one

    /replied
    //married to a russian man
  • SG 22 Dec 2010 16:15:25 1,896 posts
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    Nope, sorry. Mine wins:

    hi, i saw your photo on that site.. ( i think your cute) anyhow id love to chat with you sometime on windows live messenger my name there is madison20lix@hotmail.com add me i'll be online for most of the holidays.. talk to you soon

    Madison xoxo

    Neither are any wars so furious and bloody, or of so long a
    praise the Lord!!

    Godalming has already turned in, for his is the second watch. CHRISTY [as proud as a peacock.] I'm not going. If this is a poor place account: "That he had a very convenient mill within half a mile

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Madison
    To: You
    Sent: Wed, Dec 8, 2010 4:55 pm
    Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Beautiful Advice

    quite awake, and look so well as I never saw her since that and he came to London, with its teeming millions. . .There may crammed, that when he had crept to the proper distance from the happy about it. She had been restless all the morning, so that we and the band on the pier, with its lively French air,

    And that's it. Ends with a comma. WTF is that all about?

    Add me on Nintendo network! I'm 'Sy' or 'Sy_the_Brit_1982' (I've got US systems, hence 'the_Brit').

  • localnotail 22 Dec 2010 16:17:17 23,093 posts
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    SG, meet Markov

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • SG 22 Dec 2010 18:55:33 1,896 posts
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    Yeah, I guessed something like that due to websites I've frequented when looking for torrents.

    Add me on Nintendo network! I'm 'Sy' or 'Sy_the_Brit_1982' (I've got US systems, hence 'the_Brit').

  • SG 22 Dec 2010 18:55:33 1,896 posts
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    Yeah, I guessed something like that due to websites I've frequented when looking for torrents.

    Add me on Nintendo network! I'm 'Sy' or 'Sy_the_Brit_1982' (I've got US systems, hence 'the_Brit').

  • FWB 22 Dec 2010 18:57:42 45,629 posts
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    Yeah, that comma ending is pretty disgusting,
  • Deleted user 31 December 2010 18:24:35
    I gave promise, that I will never married on Russia boy.
    All of them lie and don't hold his word.
    Some man drink alcohol very much.


    Wow! Turns out that I'm a Russian.

  • X201 26 Jan 2011 15:57:14 15,753 posts
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    "Kaspersky Internet Security 2009 - $39.95"

    Bargain! :D
  • ModishNouns 1 Feb 2011 15:46:56 4,664 posts
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    Jessi Monserrate to me

    bc

    ?

    Edit: that's it. No attachments, no html, no offers of money or viagra. Just "bc"

    Edit 2: My favourite at the moment "Desire to act like a pornstar? Bang a magic pilule!" /tempted
  • JBlokeUK 4 Feb 2011 06:42:28 2,307 posts
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    You jammy bastard. I am so, so jealous.

    I like it when he's angry.

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