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  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 22:49:43
    I've never used one of these sites so take my advice with a punch of salt, but given it seems the girls on there have their pick of a handful of men, well regardless of what you put in your opening message they're going to make a decision as to whether pursue anything based solely on your main profile pic.

    If what you're currently using isn't working out then try a different one. And try an Instagram filter to look 'smouldering' like Deckard taught me.
  • RichieTenenbaum 23 Feb 2013 22:49:58 2,231 posts
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    I hate that you have a username based on favourite ever film.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 22:50:00
    Or what zizou just said.
  • mrpon 23 Feb 2013 22:52:34 29,828 posts
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    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I hate that you have a username based on favourite ever film.
    HairyArse?

    Give me 5 I'm worth it.

  • Trafford 23 Feb 2013 22:59:03 6,110 posts
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    The compliment is normally," I enjoyed reading your profile" by the way.

    Yeah, earlier in the thread a smiley pic was suggested as a way of getting results. I don't have one like that. One bird commented on that, but her username was Smiley_r***

    Remember on Match, you could be mailing mute non-suscribers. Try Okcupid.
  • RichieTenenbaum 23 Feb 2013 23:04:00 2,231 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I hate that you have a username based on favourite ever film.
    HairyArse?
    Was to Dekard
  • ComradePete 23 Feb 2013 23:10:15 496 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I hate that you have a username based on favourite ever film.
    HairyArse?
    Could have a been a cryptic clue for Star Wars...Chewbacca?
  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 23:11:17
    Looks like you're straining for a poo.
  • Jono62 23 Feb 2013 23:14:53 14,464 posts
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    Nooooooooo!
  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 23:17:54
    Bring the photo back. I'd just found a photo of dogs bumming that I wanted to put your face onto.
  • joeymoto108 24 Feb 2013 00:01:55 663 posts
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    Being a bit of a cunt works wonders with the ladies, just saying. Occasionally it gets you a slap round the face though.

    'Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?'

  • Trafford 24 Feb 2013 00:21:37 6,110 posts
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  • fletch7100 24 Feb 2013 03:52:15 7,477 posts
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  • Salaman 25 Feb 2013 09:39:16 19,801 posts
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    Odd weekend. I was supposed to go on a date with a girl that messaged me about a week ago. She couldn't find a babysit though, so that didn't happen.

    In the meantime, 3 other women have messaged me. I'm slightly suspicious of this sudden interest in me/my profile but hey ... might as well go with it. Two are 31, two are 40/42.
    I think I'll set my sights for the younger ones tbh. :-)
  • Salaman 25 Feb 2013 09:39:16 19,801 posts
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    double postery doo

    Edited by Salaman at 10:07:07 25-02-2013
  • nickthegun 25 Feb 2013 09:41:19 61,784 posts
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    How old are you?

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Salaman 25 Feb 2013 10:07:16 19,801 posts
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    37
  • sport 25 Feb 2013 10:08:44 12,861 posts
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    Nick is keen on those young 40-something fillies.
  • AccidentProne 25 Feb 2013 10:35:50 1,189 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Odd weekend. I was supposed to go on a date with a girl that messaged me about a week ago. She couldn't find a babysit though, so that didn't happen.

    In the meantime, 3 other women have messaged me. I'm slightly suspicious of this sudden interest in me/my profile but hey ... might as well go with it. Two are 31, two are 40/42.
    I think I'll set my sights for the younger ones tbh. :-)
    Oddly, I've also had a bit of an influx in unsolicited messages via PoF over the weekend, as well as a load of those meet me requests and favourites. Surprisingly not all from total horrors either.

    I was also suspicious, wondered if they've changed something on the site. Possibly mistakenly updated me to a premium account or something.
  • Trafford 25 Feb 2013 11:06:14 6,110 posts
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    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNNC0kIzM1Fo&gl=GB
  • RichieTenenbaum 26 Feb 2013 19:42:23 2,231 posts
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    My name's Richard.

    I like indie pop (Scottish), going to gigs (and being over enthusiastic), playing guitar (badly) and reading (books).

    If you fancy sharing some adventures, sitting in with a cup of tea or getting a little drunk and dancing in a fountain then feel free to send me a message.

    is this ok?
  • Deleted user 26 February 2013 21:04:47
    I updated my pic for deckard.
  • Dolly 26 Feb 2013 23:06:14 3,287 posts
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    Met some polish bird off POF who was 4 years older than me (I'm 32). Didn't really fancy her (bit fat n nothing to her), but nothing much else going on (Just moved to a new city 3wks ago) so agreed to a 2nd date. Shagged her after multiple jagerbombs and left straight away.
    She's now gone FULL-ON Glenn Close on me. Tried to be nice about it, but that isn't enough. Sends POF messages, calls phone from me), sends POF me
  • Dolly 26 Feb 2013 23:09:11 3,287 posts
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    Oops, hit send!
    Basically either I'm fucking amazing (unlikely) or she's a fucking mentalist.
    Be careful on them interwebz kidz!!

    On the other hand, had my second date last night with an amazing girl who is a genuinely lovely teacher and everything flows so effortlessly between us. Could easily fall for her in a big way and the feeling seems to be reciprocal.

    Internet dating eh??! Pfft!
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