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  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 22:49:43
    I've never used one of these sites so take my advice with a punch of salt, but given it seems the girls on there have their pick of a handful of men, well regardless of what you put in your opening message they're going to make a decision as to whether pursue anything based solely on your main profile pic.

    If what you're currently using isn't working out then try a different one. And try an Instagram filter to look 'smouldering' like Deckard taught me.
  • RichieTenenbaum 23 Feb 2013 22:49:58 2,157 posts
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    I hate that you have a username based on favourite ever film.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 22:50:00
    Or what zizou just said.
  • mrpon 23 Feb 2013 22:52:34 27,645 posts
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    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I hate that you have a username based on favourite ever film.
    HairyArse?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Trafford 23 Feb 2013 22:59:03 5,270 posts
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    The compliment is normally," I enjoyed reading your profile" by the way.

    Yeah, earlier in the thread a smiley pic was suggested as a way of getting results. I don't have one like that. One bird commented on that, but her username was Smiley_r***

    Remember on Match, you could be mailing mute non-suscribers. Try Okcupid.
  • RichieTenenbaum 23 Feb 2013 23:04:00 2,157 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I hate that you have a username based on favourite ever film.
    HairyArse?
    Was to Dekard
  • Deckard1 23 Feb 2013 23:05:51 25,413 posts
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    I out smouldered you're smoulder when I tried to copy your smoulder smoulder hairy arse . It's coming your way for 3 minutes of pure unadulterated smoulder hairy

    Called it

  • LeoliansBro 23 Feb 2013 23:07:51 41,864 posts
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    Richie, I hope this combination of sulky spoiled child and scapegoating those around you for your own failings in personality is some 'character' you're trying on for this forum.

    Because bitching and whining online for the entirety of a Saturday evening isn't how you meet girls.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 23 Feb 2013 23:09:02 25,413 posts
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    TAKE IN THE SMOULDER, TAKE IT IN IN, ITS THERE FOR A SECOND AND THEN ITS GONE

    Called it

  • Deckard1 23 Feb 2013 23:09:10 25,413 posts
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    Edited by Deckard1 at 23:12:13 23-02-2013

    Called it

  • ComradePete 23 Feb 2013 23:10:15 463 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I hate that you have a username based on favourite ever film.
    HairyArse?
    Could have a been a cryptic clue for Star Wars...Chewbacca?
  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 23:11:17
    Looks like you're straining for a poo.
  • Deckard1 23 Feb 2013 23:13:59 25,413 posts
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    And just like that it was gone. The straining for a poo was exactly the look I was trying to ape. Straining for a sexy poo.

    Edited by Deckard1 at 23:14:22 23-02-2013

    Called it

  • Jono62 23 Feb 2013 23:14:53 13,628 posts
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    Nooooooooo!
  • Deleted user 23 February 2013 23:17:54
    Bring the photo back. I'd just found a photo of dogs bumming that I wanted to put your face onto.
  • Deckard1 23 Feb 2013 23:22:25 25,413 posts
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    Haha no. My girlfriend used my phone for something a few weeks ago and she found that photo and the sheer disgust she had with it was quite surprising. I had to explain to her the whole smouldering thing but she never really got it. She said if she had seen that photo of me before we went out she would have never agreed to second date. I had no come back.

    Called it

  • joeymoto108 24 Feb 2013 00:01:55 617 posts
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    Being a bit of a cunt works wonders with the ladies, just saying. Occasionally it gets you a slap round the face though.

    'Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?'

  • Trafford 24 Feb 2013 00:21:37 5,270 posts
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  • Salaman 25 Feb 2013 09:39:16 18,241 posts
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    Odd weekend. I was supposed to go on a date with a girl that messaged me about a week ago. She couldn't find a babysit though, so that didn't happen.

    In the meantime, 3 other women have messaged me. I'm slightly suspicious of this sudden interest in me/my profile but hey ... might as well go with it. Two are 31, two are 40/42.
    I think I'll set my sights for the younger ones tbh. :-)
  • Salaman 25 Feb 2013 09:39:16 18,241 posts
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    double postery doo

    Edited by Salaman at 10:07:07 25-02-2013
  • nickthegun 25 Feb 2013 09:41:19 55,849 posts
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    How old are you?

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    He totally called it

  • Salaman 25 Feb 2013 10:07:16 18,241 posts
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  • sport 25 Feb 2013 10:08:44 12,045 posts
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    Nick is keen on those young 40-something fillies.
  • AccidentProne 25 Feb 2013 10:35:50 1,128 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Odd weekend. I was supposed to go on a date with a girl that messaged me about a week ago. She couldn't find a babysit though, so that didn't happen.

    In the meantime, 3 other women have messaged me. I'm slightly suspicious of this sudden interest in me/my profile but hey ... might as well go with it. Two are 31, two are 40/42.
    I think I'll set my sights for the younger ones tbh. :-)
    Oddly, I've also had a bit of an influx in unsolicited messages via PoF over the weekend, as well as a load of those meet me requests and favourites. Surprisingly not all from total horrors either.

    I was also suspicious, wondered if they've changed something on the site. Possibly mistakenly updated me to a premium account or something.
  • Trafford 25 Feb 2013 11:06:14 5,270 posts
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    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNNC0kIzM1Fo&gl=GB
  • RichieTenenbaum 26 Feb 2013 19:42:23 2,157 posts
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    My name's Richard.

    I like indie pop (Scottish), going to gigs (and being over enthusiastic), playing guitar (badly) and reading (books).

    If you fancy sharing some adventures, sitting in with a cup of tea or getting a little drunk and dancing in a fountain then feel free to send me a message.

    is this ok?
  • Deleted user 26 February 2013 21:04:47
    I updated my pic for deckard.
  • Dolly 26 Feb 2013 23:06:14 3,163 posts
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    Met some polish bird off POF who was 4 years older than me (I'm 32). Didn't really fancy her (bit fat n nothing to her), but nothing much else going on (Just moved to a new city 3wks ago) so agreed to a 2nd date. Shagged her after multiple jagerbombs and left straight away.
    She's now gone FULL-ON Glenn Close on me. Tried to be nice about it, but that isn't enough. Sends POF messages, calls phone from me), sends POF me
  • Dolly 26 Feb 2013 23:09:11 3,163 posts
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    Oops, hit send!
    Basically either I'm fucking amazing (unlikely) or she's a fucking mentalist.
    Be careful on them interwebz kidz!!

    On the other hand, had my second date last night with an amazing girl who is a genuinely lovely teacher and everything flows so effortlessly between us. Could easily fall for her in a big way and the feeling seems to be reciprocal.

    Internet dating eh??! Pfft!
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