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  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 17:35:15
    How long you been together?
  • RedSparrows 20 Feb 2013 17:37:25 22,652 posts
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    Is that any of your business?

    Look, I've made it clear to the thread I have sex; my duty is done.
  • neilka 20 Feb 2013 17:39:03 15,914 posts
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    He's taken Pepsipop, calm down.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 17:44:04
    I don't have much business or need for that information just curious. You said you frequently have sex. Private man?

    You see I'm pretty open and find it amusing when people get defensive over simple questions.
  • RedSparrows 20 Feb 2013 17:45:33 22,652 posts
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    Wry humour. Look it up.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 17:55:14
    Ooooooooh I must have missed your tone and delivery via text. My bad.
  • Deckard1 20 Feb 2013 18:00:27 27,981 posts
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    Your cardigan is extraordinary pepsipop!!!!
  • neilka 20 Feb 2013 18:01:41 15,914 posts
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    I like her friend's better.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 18:06:47
    That's his sister.
  • RedSparrows 20 Feb 2013 19:02:16 22,652 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    Ooooooooh I must have missed your tone and delivery via text. My bad.
    Text is not the best medium. Saying something like 'my duty is done' is something of a clue. As is the way I took your question of residence and replied about a vagina. Srsly.
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 19:09:28 5,791 posts
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    Thanks for the encouragement Red.
    Still working through the Greater Manchester leads.
    I am enjoying this light correspondence lark.
    It's the new gaming!

    Edited by Trafford at 19:10:10 20-02-2013
  • RedSparrows 20 Feb 2013 19:11:48 22,652 posts
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    There were definitely some hotties who simply got too many messages to bother with a troglodyte like me, but I did chat to some nice ladies who were also pretty good-looking (in their pics, anyway).

    Of course, what really matters is meeting and talking to them, but why put off what could be a great find because of your own, skewed, reasoning about appearances? Who knows - you might not only meet a great person, but a super fit one too.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 19:24:32
    Are we doing the distance thing? I met and married a woman 3,000 miles away via OK Cupid.
  • Deckard1 20 Feb 2013 19:26:43 27,981 posts
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    It was the only one that would go out with him in a 3000 mile radius.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 19:33:19
    Deckard, didn't you and neilka meet on Cupid?
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 19:34:29
    HairyArse wrote:
    Deckard, didn't you and neilka meet on Cupid?
    I think you should go on one, you would do well with that smouldering photo.
  • Deckard1 20 Feb 2013 19:47:13 27,981 posts
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    I first met neilka behind the bins at "The Fudge Factory" in Dudley, he was dancing jigs for poppers money. We hit it off straight away.
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 20:50:21 5,791 posts
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    meme wrote:
    Are we doing the distance thing? I met and married a woman 3,000 miles away via OK Cupid.
    I did set my parameters as that originally but it returned women who wanted someone nearby. I can travel easily, but I'm time poor and have commitments with my children.
    I enjoy the filters on okcupid, just discovered my nemesis, might give her a tickle.
  • ibenam 20 Feb 2013 20:58:09 1,418 posts
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    Can everyone post the pictures of all of the ladies that message them.

    Thread would be thousand times better.
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 21:07:42 5,791 posts
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    ibenam wrote:
    Can everyone post the pictures of all of the ladies that message them.

    Thread would be thousand times better.
    Why don't you just stick to the porn?
    Or post pictures of your mother/sister/significant other.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 21:10:07
    ibenam wrote:
    Can everyone post the pictures of all of the ladies that message them.

    Thread would be thousand times better.
    Thread would be mostly identical, given the number one complaint is "NO ONE EVER MESSAGES ME"
  • Salaman 21 Feb 2013 00:31:46 19,049 posts
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    *sigh*
    Out of three infrequent sex buddies, two got boyfriends and I brushed the third off because I was smitten with another less and didn't feel up for a casual romp at the time.
    Thus started the current dry spell and after a few months, a more focussed effort on finding a proper girlfriend.

    Nothing doing for months. Now three girls messaged me in the span of a week. I've been messaging and mailing with one since lat week and we have a date lined up this weekend.
    Yesterday I head into town with a book, planning to enjoy a quiet coffee and some reading. I bump into my neigbour from a few houses down and we have a few drinks and a lovely chat for two hours or so. I'm sort of keen to do it again.

    Tonight I go to an expat drink whete I literally know no one, the friend that told me about it pulled out last minute. I bump into a girl from a squash course I did a few months back. Had a great time chatting and early on when I said we should play squash sometime, she whipped out her phone for my number straight away. Had a real fun time talking. Keen to see her again.

    All in the span of a week, after almost six months of no girls in sight. It really is like busses isn't it?
  • Deleted user 21 February 2013 01:23:07
    Six months, you poor thing.

    Try six fucking years.
  • Deleted user 21 February 2013 01:44:59
    spudsbuckley wrote:
    Six months, you poor thing.

    Try six fucking years.
    This explains so much.
  • timetraveler 21 Feb 2013 06:59:52 61 posts
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    My aunt found her husband in the Internet. So - every way to finding love is good.
  • Salaman 21 Feb 2013 09:03:49 19,049 posts
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    As an odd follow up to last night. The lass (and about half of the people at the drink it turned out) work in the same industrial estate where my company is. Mostly boring grey buildings. So when I said "let me guys you're in a drab, grey building" she said "no it's blue actually".

    Arrive at work this morning. The building behind ours, which i look out at from my desk is blue. We're probably work neighbours. (or there's a few blue buildings about)

    /sees the signs guiding him to the one
  • Deckard1 21 Feb 2013 09:09:55 27,981 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    As an odd follow up to last night. The lass (and about half of the people at the drink it turned out) work in the same industrial estate where my company is. Mostly boring grey buildings. So when I said "let me guys you're in a drab, grey building" she said "no it's blue actually".

    Arrive at work this morning. The building behind ours, which i look out at from my desk is blue. We're probably work neighbours. (or there's a few blue buildings about)

    /sees the signs guiding him to the one
    Is this a riddle?
  • RedSparrows 21 Feb 2013 11:56:27 22,652 posts
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    Did she blink her right eye four times after you said 'oblong'?
  • kinky_mong 21 Feb 2013 12:11:51 10,276 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    spudsbuckley wrote:
    Six months, you poor thing.

    Try six fucking years.
    This explains so much.
    Took the words right out of my mouth! :D

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • kinky_mong 21 Feb 2013 12:13:20 10,276 posts
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    timetraveler wrote:
    My aunt found her husband in the Internet. So - every way to finding love is good.
    Is your aunt married to Jeff Bridges from Tron?

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

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