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  • RichieTenenbaum 20 Feb 2013 15:58:29 2,240 posts
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    I don't know. But it's fucking horrific whatever it is. Like some menopause or something. I don't know how women's fannies work.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:03:21
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I don't know how women's fannies work.
  • Rodpad 20 Feb 2013 16:03:42 2,455 posts
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    They somehow make try hard internet comedy work, or something.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:04:37
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I have realised that every woman over the age of 22 is awful and should kill themselves immediately.
    How so? Wouldn't an older woman be more interesting to converse with?
  • FWB 20 Feb 2013 16:07:07 48,082 posts
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    Errr? Women (and men) UNDER the age of 22 are a pain in the arse. Completely immature, emotionally. And that's coming from a bloke.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 20 Feb 2013 16:12:44 16,956 posts
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    And Pepsipop has both.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:12:45
    Pepsipop wrote:
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I have realised that every woman over the age of 22 is awful and should kill themselves immediately.
    How so? Wouldn't an older woman be more interesting to converse with?
    Not in every case...
  • RichieTenenbaum 20 Feb 2013 16:15:18 2,240 posts
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    I find conversing with anyone absolutely appallingly painful in dont care about that shit
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:16:10
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I find conversing with anyone absolutely appallingly painful
    I suspect the feeling is mutual.
  • L_Franko Moderator 20 Feb 2013 16:16:45 9,695 posts
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    Good work, you're in the right place.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:18:44
    Aargh. wrote:
    Pepsipop wrote:
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I have realised that every woman over the age of 22 is awful and should kill themselves immediately.
    How so? Wouldn't an older woman be more interesting to converse with?
    Not in every case...
    Of course not, the most interesting person you might ever meet could be 21. Age brings maturity and life experience that should make a person more interesting. The risk with age is becoming boring though. I know a few people who are now for more boring than they used to be.
  • FWB 20 Feb 2013 16:19:50 48,082 posts
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    They were probably always boring. You (and they) were just too drunk to notice it.
  • kinky_mong 20 Feb 2013 16:22:05 11,420 posts
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    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I find conversing with anyone absolutely appallingly painful in dont care about that shit
    I'm struggling to see why you aren't a hit on dating sites, I really am...

    Have you made sure to mention on your profile that you are the last bastion of physical media and think anyone who uses a Kindle or streams movies is worse than Hitler? The messages will come flooding in if you do.

    Edited by kinky_mong at 16:34:21 20-02-2013
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 16:36:39 6,708 posts
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    What sort of girl are you going for Richie?
    Norms or stunners?
  • mrpon 20 Feb 2013 16:39:51 30,275 posts
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  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:44:19
    How does your profile read?
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 16:51:01 6,708 posts
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    I must have answered 100+ of okcupids questions. I'm near 100% matched with an incredible Bahamian geek goddess/Rollergirl.
    She is so far out of my league, I could shed a little tear.
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 16:53:35 6,708 posts
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    To be honest I would tap her up, but I'm not bothering with the ones the other side of the Pennines.
    Leave them to Zom.
  • BinaryBob101 20 Feb 2013 16:55:48 25,508 posts
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    Screw it, go for it anyway.
  • BinaryBob101 20 Feb 2013 16:56:21 25,508 posts
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  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:58:08
    Fix
  • FWB 20 Feb 2013 17:09:01 48,082 posts
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    Use profile pics of Oscar and Lance. Bound to get some hits.
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 17:13:37 6,708 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    Screw it, go for it anyway.
    Got to be realistic, I couldn't see myself dating her. She is an awesome splitter though!
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 17:13:39 6,708 posts
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    .

    Edited by Trafford at 17:15:36 20-02-2013
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 17:29:25
    Why not try it? You have absolutely nothing to lose.

    When I dabbled in online dating I messaged any woman within a certain radius, if she was fit.

    I live with one now.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 17:31:56
    You her tenant?
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 17:32:24
    If by that you mean I reside in her vagina, then yes, frequently.
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