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  • RichieTenenbaum 20 Feb 2013 15:58:29 2,182 posts
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    I don't know. But it's fucking horrific whatever it is. Like some menopause or something. I don't know how women's fannies work.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:03:21
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I don't know how women's fannies work.
  • Roddles 20 Feb 2013 16:03:42 1,784 posts
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    They somehow make try hard internet comedy work, or something.
  • LeoliansBro 20 Feb 2013 16:04:34 43,321 posts
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    Sounds like you're lacking in natural charm and your attempts at humour come across as awkward, creepy and unfunny. Go ahead and externalise that if it helps with your low self esteem.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:04:37
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I have realised that every woman over the age of 22 is awful and should kill themselves immediately.
    How so? Wouldn't an older woman be more interesting to converse with?
  • FWB 20 Feb 2013 16:07:07 43,882 posts
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    Errr? Women (and men) UNDER the age of 22 are a pain in the arse. Completely immature, emotionally. And that's coming from a bloke.
  • Deckard1 20 Feb 2013 16:09:47 27,275 posts
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    You can't put a price on perky breasts or a tight scrotum though.
  • neilka 20 Feb 2013 16:12:44 15,683 posts
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    And Pepsipop has both.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:12:45
    Pepsipop wrote:
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I have realised that every woman over the age of 22 is awful and should kill themselves immediately.
    How so? Wouldn't an older woman be more interesting to converse with?
    Not in every case...
  • RichieTenenbaum 20 Feb 2013 16:15:18 2,182 posts
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    I find conversing with anyone absolutely appallingly painful in dont care about that shit
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:16:10
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I find conversing with anyone absolutely appallingly painful
    I suspect the feeling is mutual.
  • L_Franko Moderator 20 Feb 2013 16:16:45 9,694 posts
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    Good work, you're in the right place.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:18:44
    Aargh. wrote:
    Pepsipop wrote:
    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I have realised that every woman over the age of 22 is awful and should kill themselves immediately.
    How so? Wouldn't an older woman be more interesting to converse with?
    Not in every case...
    Of course not, the most interesting person you might ever meet could be 21. Age brings maturity and life experience that should make a person more interesting. The risk with age is becoming boring though. I know a few people who are now for more boring than they used to be.
  • FWB 20 Feb 2013 16:19:50 43,882 posts
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    They were probably always boring. You (and they) were just too drunk to notice it.
  • kinky_mong 20 Feb 2013 16:22:05 9,997 posts
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    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I find conversing with anyone absolutely appallingly painful in dont care about that shit
    I'm struggling to see why you aren't a hit on dating sites, I really am...

    Have you made sure to mention on your profile that you are the last bastion of physical media and think anyone who uses a Kindle or streams movies is worse than Hitler? The messages will come flooding in if you do.

    Edited by kinky_mong at 16:34:21 20-02-2013

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 16:36:39 5,644 posts
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    What sort of girl are you going for Richie?
    Norms or stunners?
  • mrpon 20 Feb 2013 16:39:51 28,503 posts
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    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:44:19
    How does your profile read?
  • Deckard1 20 Feb 2013 16:45:30 27,275 posts
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    "If you are reading this on a PC you're a cunt. What's wrong with pen and paper?! I'm so lonely"
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 16:51:01 5,644 posts
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    I must have answered 100+ of okcupids questions. I'm near 100% matched with an incredible Bahamian geek goddess/Rollergirl.
    She is so far out of my league, I could shed a little tear.
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 16:53:35 5,644 posts
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    To be honest I would tap her up, but I'm not bothering with the ones the other side of the Pennines.
    Leave them to Zom.
  • BinaryBob101 20 Feb 2013 16:55:48 22,371 posts
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    Screw it, go for it anyway.

    Beautiful tender beings.

  • BinaryBob101 20 Feb 2013 16:56:21 22,371 posts
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    Beautiful tender beings.

  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 16:58:08
    Fix
  • FWB 20 Feb 2013 17:09:01 43,882 posts
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    Use profile pics of Oscar and Lance. Bound to get some hits.
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 17:13:37 5,644 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    Screw it, go for it anyway.
    Got to be realistic, I couldn't see myself dating her. She is an awesome splitter though!
  • Trafford 20 Feb 2013 17:13:39 5,644 posts
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    .

    Edited by Trafford at 17:15:36 20-02-2013
  • RedSparrows 20 Feb 2013 17:29:25 22,104 posts
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    Why not try it? You have absolutely nothing to lose.

    When I dabbled in online dating I messaged any woman within a certain radius, if she was fit.

    I live with one now.
  • Deleted user 20 February 2013 17:31:56
    You her tenant?
  • RedSparrows 20 Feb 2013 17:32:24 22,104 posts
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    If by that you mean I reside in her vagina, then yes, frequently.
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