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  • sport 11 Dec 2012 12:51:51 12,734 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Ah, shame. Mum's in Nottingham, own house, own teeth, gsoh, keen cook & gardener, well travelled, well read, good health.

    Sport, you are too good for her.
    Just think, I could be your step-dad and call you "young lady".
  • Megapocalypse 24 Dec 2012 22:51:51 5,427 posts
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    I guess Christmas Eve would be a bit of a sad night to be firing out messages.

    /It'll be lonely this Christmas...

    :(

    Edited by Megapocalypse at 22:52:17 24-12-2012

    Edited by Megapocalypse at 22:52:41 24-12-2012
  • DodgyPast 25 Dec 2012 09:46:54 8,469 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    I guess Christmas Eve would be a bit of a sad night to be firing out messages.

    /It'll be lonely this Christmas...

    :(
    Might make you look a bit desperate, still at least you'll know anyone who replies is as desperate as you.
  • RichieTenenbaum 4 Jan 2013 00:57:38 2,211 posts
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    : All I want is a girl that I can snuggle on the sofa. With a blanket, and open fire and Anal Cunt on the stereo.
  • Deleted user 4 January 2013 08:07:20
    While you tell her she is wrong on 90s Argentine cinema.
  • mrpon 4 Jan 2013 08:28:52 28,922 posts
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    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 26 Jan 2013 19:28:21 38,251 posts
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    Woman Sues Match .com For $10M After Getting Matched With Murder Suspect Who Brutally Attacked Her

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  • Deckard1 26 Jan 2013 19:57:05 28,002 posts
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    I didn't know zomaniac lived in Las Vegas.
  • Lukus 26 Jan 2013 20:05:58 19,114 posts
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    I like to focus on the positives in that story - if that guy got a date then there's hope for everyone.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • DodgyPast 27 Jan 2013 20:06:28 8,469 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    I like to focus on the positives in that story - if that guy got a date then there's hope for everyone.
    Somehow I'm 3 months into a relationship with an amazing lass so there's got to be hope for everyone.
  • Dolly 10 Feb 2013 19:50:35 3,225 posts
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    I just joined up to Plenty Of Fish today.

    First time with any of this malarkey, but hey, these balls aren't gonna tickle themselves..
  • M83J01P97 10 Feb 2013 20:07:15 6,659 posts
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    Plenty of Fish is made up largely of old men looking to sleep with young girls, people who are already married looking to discreetly fuck about and complete fakes.

    I've got three separate friends who all have a horror story about that site. Sadly the fact that it's free mean that it attracts the real dregs of society, more so then any other dating site it seems.

    I'm sure it does work for some... but I would imagine it's very few and far between.
  • FWB 10 Feb 2013 20:12:03 44,584 posts
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    I suspect like anything in this world, you get what you pay for on these sites.
  • cheeky_prawnking 10 Feb 2013 20:15:13 4,584 posts
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    I met my partner on PoF on and off (more on than off by some distance) we have been together over 4 years.
  • cheeky_prawnking 10 Feb 2013 20:15:30 4,584 posts
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    Having said that, it may have changed in that time...
  • AccidentProne 10 Feb 2013 21:02:26 1,163 posts
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    PoF isn't all that bad, or maybe my standards are just slipping...

    Just messaged a girl on there that I saw whilst out running earlier. Worried that's gonna come across a bit stalkery. Actually, wasn't even her I recognised, but the dogs in her profile pic (huskies).
  • Dolly 10 Feb 2013 21:33:46 3,225 posts
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    I am an old man (32) looking to fuck young girls, so consider the appraisal correct!!
  • ScoutTech 10 Feb 2013 21:47:22 2,424 posts
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    I think you'll find horror stories from any of the sites. Coming up to a year with the fantastic lass I met on PoF so can't be all bad. Work out some rules and you should be fine. The only real shockers I had were when I bent my rules
  • DaM 10 Feb 2013 22:12:54 13,226 posts
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    AccidentProne wrote:
    PoF isn't all that bad, or maybe my standards are just slipping...

    Just messaged a girl on there that I saw whilst out running earlier. Worried that's gonna come across a bit stalkery. Actually, wasn't even her I recognised, but the dogs in her profile pic (huskies).
    I bet she's training them to kill right now!
  • AccidentProne 10 Feb 2013 22:16:56 1,163 posts
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    Heh, she actually just replied and wasn't too weirded out that I recognised her (dogs).
  • AccidentProne 10 Feb 2013 22:26:56 1,163 posts
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    Better yet, she recognised me too!
  • Deckard1 10 Feb 2013 22:28:14 28,002 posts
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    Ok now say you like her curtains.
  • AccidentProne 10 Feb 2013 22:39:30 1,163 posts
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    Hehe. Probably not the best plan though, turns out she works for the police!
  • EMarkM 10 Feb 2013 22:41:22 3,174 posts
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    Hmmm. Tell her she'll ruin her knickers using that type of clothes peg...
  • Trafford 10 Feb 2013 23:07:05 5,791 posts
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    So I actually have read this thread.
    It took me 3 weeks on and off, and I'd like to thank coojam, dufftownalan and various other (deleted user) inspirational posts.

    It's helped me to come to terms with being single after a 2 woman, near 18 year stretch of monogamy.

    During this time I have dabbled...I'm 40, looking at 35+

    Looked at Guardian Soulmates: Full of scary hormonal professionals. Found my ex on there after I'd subscribed for a month to contact some goth/leftie indie chick.
    She turned out to be a huge porker, pictures taken the last time I bought a digital camera..
    She's a therapist and we remain friends.

    Match dot com is fucking shite I'm sure. I enrolled on my phone briefly at work.
    Then got bombarded with mails about people looking at my profile and come here to subscribe.

    Plenty of Fish has a decent app, they have gone to a partial sub system, you need to pay for the Pro Stalker tools now.
    However it seems jumping, I'm in a central area and yes a lot of dodgy people on there, but some very nice women also, I have 3 chats on the go currently.
    Dolly- we are on the same turf!
  • Dolly 10 Feb 2013 23:49:00 3,225 posts
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    Here's my proposition - You send them pictures of your cock between 08:00-20:00 and I'll do the night shift. 50/50 split on the purchase of a van, but the good news is that I've already got a mattress for it.
  • Trafford 11 Feb 2013 07:28:16 5,791 posts
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    Sounds like a plan.
    I have gone down the honesty path, mentioning videogames and recreational drugs in my profile.
    It's to combat the DVD and nice bottle of Red hordes.
  • Deckard1 11 Feb 2013 08:57:38 28,002 posts
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    Good luck with that.
  • Lexx87 11 Feb 2013 09:00:36 20,869 posts
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    For anyone who missed the cheese and burger thread:

    Eating a Lexxburger infront of a hotty goes full circle, gains you respect from disgust, and gets her coming to yours on V-day.

    The Lexxburger, it's a thing!

    Speak the truth hussy!

  • sport 11 Feb 2013 09:01:16 12,734 posts
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    I suck on these sites. Can't even find an old married man to fuck!
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