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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 7 Dec 2012 10:08:29 36,266 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    1 reply would be nice. I did put some effort in these.
    Blood, sweat and tears?

    I totally called it.
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  • von_Doll 7 Dec 2012 10:18:54 2,096 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    I'm separating from my wife next week, it's amicable, probably because I'm happy to be a doormat and provide the daily school runs for the kids.

    I'm trembling with anticipation of what single life could be like. I've been in relationships for 20 years now.

    I've just turned 40, in the best shape I've ever been with a decent job with nice perks.
    Just put a deposit down on my dream bicycle, something I couldn't have done as a henpecked father of two.

    Going to give it 6 months I think before having a dabble in this online dating lark.
    I think the fact that you're even thinking about online dating 'down the road' means you're doing the right thing separating, whatever the reason.

    Apropo of nothing, I guess, but didn't want to read and run.

    Yes dear, I'm linking your new website everwhere I go. see - www.alldogsgotoerinn.com

  • Deleted user 7 December 2012 10:23:02
    Online dating is a lot better than I was expecting and as long as you aren't as much of a freak as many in this thread you'll have a good chance of meeting someone.

    Closing in on 9 months with the GF now, spending Xmas with her parents and grandparents, been on holiday together twice and planning another next year.
  • Deleted user 7 December 2012 10:24:31
    Ps. There's a lot of really attractive and nice women on there now. You'll probably get familiar with a story of them thinking they've concentrated too much on their career and/or not into meeting random guys in bars.
  • nickthegun 7 Dec 2012 10:32:55 55,848 posts
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    After my brother bagged a lovely french girl and one of my bezzies snagged a good looking lawyer, both on eharmony, my dad has decided to throw his hat into the online dating ring.

    18 months after my mum passed away hes gone from suicidal to asking my mrs what women want in an online profile.

    I am somewhat conflicted.

    Edited by nickthegun at 10:33:16 07-12-2012

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  • Trafford 7 Dec 2012 10:45:52 5,269 posts
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    The thing is, I really don't want another relationship. Just to meet new people, hang out, drink coffee, go to gigs midweek.

    My main focus is to maintain my relationship with my sons.
    I'm in the classic scenario now where everyone I know is married with kids.
  • Salaman 7 Dec 2012 10:52:52 18,236 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    1 reply would be nice. I did put some effort in these.
    Blood, sweat and tears?
    No, I didn't beat myself up too much over it.
  • Deleted user 7 December 2012 11:00:02
    Trafford wrote:
    The thing is, I really don't want another relationship. Just to meet new people, hang out, drink coffee, go to gigs midweek.

    My main focus is to maintain my relationship with my sons.
    I'm in the classic scenario now where everyone I know is married with kids.
    You might get lucky with that but they are dating sites so most will be there to look for a relationship.
  • Trafford 7 Dec 2012 11:06:16 5,269 posts
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    True, maybe Shagagamer is the site for me.
  • mrpon 7 Dec 2012 11:09:03 27,638 posts
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    Don't most dates end in "can we be friends?" anyway?

    Edited by mrpon at 11:09:24 07-12-2012

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 7 Dec 2012 11:10:52 25,368 posts
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    Have you considered hookers. I can get you in touch with someone on here who knows a one that will give you a mean chatting to.

    Called it

  • Trafford 7 Dec 2012 11:23:16 5,269 posts
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    Good point mrpon :D

    Hookers? Loads of brasshouses in my town. Some have interesting websites where you can browse first.
  • sport 7 Dec 2012 11:27:42 12,043 posts
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    Is there a nice place in London that houses ethical hookers?
  • Lukus 7 Dec 2012 11:58:49 18,955 posts
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    "Would you like me to finish you off with some chat sir?"

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  • elstoof 7 Dec 2012 12:02:19 6,136 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Is there a nice place in London that houses ethical hookers?
    Neal's Yard Knocking Shop?
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 7 Dec 2012 12:22:34 36,266 posts
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    Fair Trade Pros.

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  • Load_2.0 7 Dec 2012 13:25:09 18,162 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Is there a nice place in London that houses ethical hookers?
    Ethnic? This isn't Durban you can't kill them and bury them out in the bush.
  • localnotail 11 Dec 2012 11:47:07 23,093 posts
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    Some inspiration for suitable profile pics from Russia

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • FWB 11 Dec 2012 11:49:49 41,903 posts
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    Ben Stiller?
  • Lukus 11 Dec 2012 11:50:27 18,955 posts
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    Ha! The guy with two different items of wolf clothing :D The bloke in the guitar boat is fucking cool though.

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  • Ultrasoundwave 11 Dec 2012 11:52:57 3,097 posts
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    I didnt know Deckard was Russian?

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  • localnotail 11 Dec 2012 11:57:37 23,093 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    After my brother bagged a lovely french girl and one of my bezzies snagged a good looking lawyer, both on eharmony, my dad has decided to throw his hat into the online dating ring.

    18 months after my mum passed away hes gone from suicidal to asking my mrs what women want in an online profile.

    I am somewhat conflicted.
    Where does he live? I'm trying to fix my Mum up with someone.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • sport 11 Dec 2012 11:58:36 12,043 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    After my brother bagged a lovely french girl and one of my bezzies snagged a good looking lawyer, both on eharmony, my dad has decided to throw his hat into the online dating ring.

    18 months after my mum passed away hes gone from suicidal to asking my mrs what women want in an online profile.

    I am somewhat conflicted.
    Where does he live? I'm trying to fix my Mum up with someone.
    I'm not good enough for her, eh?
  • nickthegun 11 Dec 2012 11:59:08 55,848 posts
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    In the peak district but he has already found a woman who, just from her photo, i viciously disapprove of.

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  • FWB 11 Dec 2012 11:59:40 41,903 posts
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    Don't think our parents ever thought that their kids would start finding them new partners via the magic of computers and on a gaming site.

    And you can't say that nick without a copy or at least a description.

    Edited by FWB at 12:00:17 11-12-2012
  • nickthegun 11 Dec 2012 12:02:10 55,848 posts
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    last thing I knew he couldnt even send a text message, now hes hooking up with brassy looking sorts over the internet.

    THE MIRACLE OF TECHNOLOGY.

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  • Zomoniac 11 Dec 2012 12:02:46 7,402 posts
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    That guitar boat is amazing.
  • localnotail 11 Dec 2012 12:06:03 23,093 posts
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    Ah, shame. Mum's in Nottingham, own house, own teeth, gsoh, keen cook & gardener, well travelled, well read, good health.

    Sport, you are too good for her.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Deckard1 11 Dec 2012 12:07:17 25,368 posts
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    She also takes it up the arse. Like a boss.

    Called it

  • Ultrasoundwave 11 Dec 2012 12:50:15 3,097 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    well travelled

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