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  • DodgyPast 29 Nov 2012 17:14:23 8,333 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    One of the pitfalls of being paedo I guess.
    She's 32 and divorced.
  • Deleted user 29 November 2012 17:15:53
    Divorced with little experience of being in relationships?
  • DodgyPast 29 Nov 2012 17:19:37 8,333 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Divorced with little experience of being in relationships?
    Thai culture is insane. They didn't live together before marrying and after they married he was still shagging his mistress which is why they divorced 4 months after marrying.

    You joke about my wallet but it's a westerner's faithfulness that's the big attraction.

    Got a feeling she's paying more for her place than I do for mine.

    Edited by DodgyPast at 17:23:52 29-11-2012
  • Deleted user 29 November 2012 17:27:01
    Given you moved in with the last girl after a fortnight, when are you proposing?
  • DodgyPast 29 Nov 2012 17:32:05 8,333 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Given you moved in with the last girl after a fortnight, when are you proposing?
    Fuck knows a fair while yet. The aggressiveness of your sarcastic advice hasn't been unappreciated.
  • Deleted user 29 November 2012 17:33:35
    Sarcastic, yes. Mean, sure. Aggressive, nah.

    Cuddles. I hope she says yes.

    Although I am confused by the double negative.

    Edited by Aargh. at 17:34:28 29-11-2012
  • Lukus 29 Nov 2012 17:34:15 18,955 posts
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    sport wrote:
    dufftownallan wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    Ideas for profile write ups (fee free to steal them):

    NO FAT CHICKS
    MUST LIKE GIRL ON GIRL PORNOGRAPHY
    TITS OR GTFO
    MUST NOT HAVE A COCK

    Paintings & Photographs

  • DodgyPast 29 Nov 2012 17:50:34 8,333 posts
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    Double negatives are often used as a positive response to critism.

    Edited by DodgyPast at 17:51:35 29-11-2012
  • Deleted user 29 November 2012 18:25:19
    Lukus wrote:
    Ideas for profile write ups (fee free to steal them):

    NO FAT CHICKS
    MUST LIKE GIRL ON GIRL PORNOGRAPHY
    TITS OR GTFO
    MUST NOT HAVE A COCK or HAVE COCK & HERMAPHRODITE
  • Deleted user 29 November 2012 18:40:41
    DodgyPast wrote:
    Double negatives are often used as a positive response to critism.
    I do not unappreciate this information. I did not not know that.
  • DodgyPast 3 Dec 2012 19:26:22 8,333 posts
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    A month of dating and we appear to be moving into bf / gf territory.

    Coming to the conclusion she's an amazing lass and even appreciates a little geekiness.
  • Trafford 3 Dec 2012 19:42:36 5,270 posts
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    Apostle wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    Ideas for profile write ups (fee free to steal them):

    NO FAT CHICKS
    MUST LIKE GIRL ON GIRL PORNOGRAPHY
    TITS OR GTFO
    MUST NOT HAVE A COCK or HAVE COCK & HERMAPHRODITE
    PRAMFACE TO COUGAR, ALL ENQUIRIES WELCOME
  • Deleted user 3 December 2012 19:43:00
    Have you not untold her you don't not love her yet?
  • Deleted user 3 December 2012 19:50:42
    It's rebecoming the love it never wasn't.
  • FWB 3 Dec 2012 19:57:25 41,938 posts
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    I remember in Japan that you'd always get a "Can I call you boyfriend?" moment since there is no term for anything in between. Takes a while to realise that it doesn't mean what it means here.

    A mate of mine proceeded on one date to draw a massive flow chart to explain the process of the relationship; all stages and terminology. The girl would keep asking him where they were on it.

    Sometimes, when the cultural understandings differ that greatly, it just isn't worth it. Besides, can't go out with someone who won't get Monty Python.
  • mrpon 3 Dec 2012 20:16:57 27,645 posts
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    Can I have sex with you?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • DodgyPast 4 Dec 2012 03:04:30 8,333 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Sometimes, when the cultural understandings differ that greatly, it just isn't worth it. Besides, can't go out with someone who won't get Monty Python.
    She has no problems being incredibly sarcastic when pissed off. So there's hope, despite the fact that when she studied abroad it was in the US.

    Being bf / gf seems to be roughly equivalent to the point where you start getting into the habit of trying to spend as much free time as possible together, though combined with the expectation that it's going to be a long term relationship.

    The cultural stuff isn't bothering me too much... A lot of it is about making sure I make her look positive in public, especially when it comes to her career and extended family.

    Other than that it's pretty normal, we enjoy the same foods, like a lot of the same TV shows ( including The Big Bang Theory), find it easy to make each other laugh and are there's a strong physical attraction.

    Edited by DodgyPast at 03:08:59 04-12-2012
  • Deckard1 4 Dec 2012 07:29:49 25,410 posts
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    You sucked her cock yet then?

    Called it

  • EMarkM 4 Dec 2012 07:41:14 3,133 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    You sucked her cock yet then?
    \o/
  • DodgyPast 5 Dec 2012 15:23:22 8,333 posts
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    She said it first O_O
  • Deckard1 5 Dec 2012 15:25:01 25,410 posts
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    Suck my cock?

    Called it

  • Deleted user 5 December 2012 16:04:44
    Have you ever dated a woman before? Some of the things you seem surprised by are 100% standard for someone dating.

    Before did you just sneak into random women's apartments, hurl yourself at them from the shadows and tell them you love them?
  • mrpon 5 Dec 2012 16:12:43 27,645 posts
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    Is she real? Or made of sand?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Lukus 5 Dec 2012 16:27:26 18,955 posts
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    DodgyPast has a lot of love to give.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • DodgyPast 6 Dec 2012 02:42:25 8,333 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Have you ever dated a woman before? Some of the things you seem surprised by are 100% standard for someone dating.

    Before did you just sneak into random women's apartments, hurl yourself at them from the shadows and tell them you love them?
    Was more like the last two girlfriends hurled themselves at me. Thai women are generally extremely jealous and competitive.

    So yes it's been a while since I've dated someone who is relatively normal.
  • localnotail 7 Dec 2012 00:40:15 23,093 posts
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    Seems like the best place for this: Lessons from 50 Shades of Grey

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • localnotail 7 Dec 2012 00:40:15 23,093 posts
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    Seems like the best place for this: Lessons from 50 Shades of Grey (by Victoria Coren)

    Edited by localnotail at 00:40:37 07-12-2012

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Salaman 7 Dec 2012 09:35:12 18,239 posts
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    About a month ago match4me offered me a free 3 day full membership.
    I've activated it last night and sent out 7 personal messages.
    Planning to send out a few more tonight and then sit and wait.
    1 reply would be nice. I did put some effort in these.
  • sport 7 Dec 2012 09:38:41 12,045 posts
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    /locks local in Red Room of Pain
  • Trafford 7 Dec 2012 10:01:37 5,270 posts
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    I'm separating from my wife next week, it's amicable, probably because I'm happy to be a doormat and provide the daily school runs for the kids.

    I'm trembling with anticipation of what single life could be like. I've been in relationships for 20 years now.

    I've just turned 40, in the best shape I've ever been with a decent job with nice perks.
    Just put a deposit down on my dream bicycle, something I couldn't have done as a henpecked father of two.

    Going to give it 6 months I think before having a dabble in this online dating lark.
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