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  • sport 28 Nov 2012 09:47:05 12,723 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    You know the thing that stuck out in Megapocalypes profile? Having a beard. That could be the issue. A beard is a thing you grow when you are not bothered about relationships. I would not mention it though it's probably tricky to hide it in the profile pic.

    You are probably thinking it makes you look like Kurt Russell in The Thing but the first person I think of when knowing someone has a beard is Noel Edmonds with Jeremy Beadle coming in a close second.
    What woman wouldn't want Edmonds or Beadle?!?!?!
  • Zizoo 28 Nov 2012 09:50:59 8,374 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Can we see a picture of you?
    This. Please.
  • Lukus 28 Nov 2012 09:52:36 19,107 posts
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    Ideas for profile write ups (fee free to steal them):

    NO FAT CHICKS

    Paintings & Photographs

  • dufftownallan 28 Nov 2012 09:56:01 4,725 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    You know the thing that stuck out in Megapocalypes profile? Having a beard. That could be the issue. A beard is a thing you grow when you are not bothered about relationships. I would not mention it though it's probably tricky to hide it in the profile pic.

    You are probably thinking it makes you look like Kurt Russell in The Thing but the first person I think of when knowing someone has a beard is Noel Edmonds with Jeremy Beadle coming in a close second.
    on the contrary a lot of lassies LOVE beards, they're called pogonophiles.
  • dufftownallan 28 Nov 2012 09:57:34 4,725 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Ideas for profile write ups (fee free to steal them):

    NO FAT CHICKS
    MUST LIKE GIRL ON GIRL PORNOGRAPHY
  • Deckard1 28 Nov 2012 09:58:10 27,981 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Can we see a picture of you?
    This. Please.
    Found him

  • sport 28 Nov 2012 09:58:20 12,723 posts
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    dufftownallan wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    Ideas for profile write ups (fee free to steal them):

    NO FAT CHICKS
    MUST LIKE GIRL ON GIRL PORNOGRAPHY
    TITS OR GTFO
  • Megapocalypse 28 Nov 2012 10:03:24 5,418 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    ZizouFC wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Can we see a picture of you?
    This. Please.
    Found him

    You got me. What's not to love about that?
  • Deleted user 28 November 2012 10:17:25
    Your profile sounds like a nice person describing a work obsessed metal loving drunk who spends too much time watching TV women won't have heard of while you sit in the pale glow from your computer screen in your one bedroom apartment on the same road that you grew up in.

    No offense.
  • glaeken 28 Nov 2012 10:21:14 11,171 posts
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    @dufftownallan I am pretty sure more women don't like beards than do. How I am sure of this I am not sure.

    If we take my unsubstantiated opinion as fact we can see that having a beard cuts you off from a lot of opportunities.
  • Lukus 28 Nov 2012 10:25:12 19,107 posts
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    You have to play to your strengths. If it's a good beard, there'll be a market for it who'll like it more on you than the average woman who doesn't like beards likes it off. Or something.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Emth 28 Nov 2012 11:38:26 132 posts
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    I get the impression that OkCupid has an awful lot more (non-horrendous) men than women...
  • dufftownallan 28 Nov 2012 13:14:00 4,725 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    @dufftownallan I am pretty sure more women don't like beards than do. How I am sure of this I am not sure.

    If we take my unsubstantiated opinion as fact we can see that having a beard cuts you off from a lot of opportunities.
    I think you're working under the misaprehension that men grow beards in order to attract the ladies. personally, I like having a beard it makes ME happy. besides, there are at least four women on this planet who would kill me stone dead if i were ever to remove it.

    it's what lukus said; girls who are into beards will go for you big style, women who don't like beards - meh, they're weirdos anyway...
  • dufftownallan 28 Nov 2012 13:17:58 4,725 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    @dufftownallan I am pretty sure more women don't like beards than do. How I am sure of this I am not sure.
    we should have a poll, start a thread!
  • Deckard1 28 Nov 2012 13:21:06 27,981 posts
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    There's about three woman actually use this forum, and I know at least one of them has a beard herself (love you local), so I don't think you'd get the most accurate reading.
  • Zomoniac 28 Nov 2012 13:23:01 7,827 posts
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    I bet revan would like to touch my beard.
  • AaronTurner 28 Nov 2012 13:45:21 7,736 posts
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    Can't say my beard has ever been an issue, at least no one has said so.
  • kinky_mong 28 Nov 2012 13:51:58 10,276 posts
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    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • Zizoo 28 Nov 2012 13:54:49 8,374 posts
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    Tickles the thighs.
  • CosmicFuzz 28 Nov 2012 14:55:44 24,297 posts
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    Can we please confirm where the beard is? Because no women enjoy a cock beard.

    Our month-long focus on indie games starts with my look at the PS4's best game (still): Resogun!

  • dufftownallan 28 Nov 2012 15:06:32 4,725 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    Can we please confirm where the beard is? Because no women enjoy a cock beard.
    wow... I feel sorry for your girlfriends!
  • localnotail 28 Nov 2012 16:39:42 23,093 posts
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    9 million people using online dating in UK - that's almost 15% of the population.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • DodgyPast 29 Nov 2012 17:07:18 8,468 posts
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    Discovery of the day.

    Dating women with almost no experience of being in relationships is bloody hard work.

    Feeling like a complete moron because it took 3 relationships to figure this out.

    Edited by DodgyPast at 17:08:06 29-11-2012
  • Jeepers 29 Nov 2012 17:08:08 13,181 posts
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    Tell her you love her?
  • Deckard1 29 Nov 2012 17:08:55 27,981 posts
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    One of the pitfalls of being paedo I guess.
  • Deleted user 29 November 2012 17:12:11
    "You want to insert what into my peepee?! Me no like"
  • DodgyPast 29 Nov 2012 17:12:29 8,468 posts
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    Nope, didn't even use the Thai word for darling... Got as far as "favourite person".

    Did stay over at hers recently, but slept on the sofa and ended up with her initiating the first kiss in the morning.
  • kinky_mong 29 Nov 2012 17:13:32 10,276 posts
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    Surely this is the perfect opportunity to shape her to your whims by saying that's how relationships work?

    "Oh you naive fool, it's perfectly normal to receive a Hot Carl after three months of being together!"

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • Deleted user 29 November 2012 17:13:55
    The kiss means she loves you. Tell her you feel the same.

    Edited by Aargh. at 17:14:07 29-11-2012
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