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  • DodgyPast 19 Nov 2012 17:45:34 8,495 posts
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    Interesting, I've allowed myself to get involved in a full on Thai courtship routine.

    Got a feeling she's worth it and working on my patience won't harm me... nor actually doing some of the stuff I've said I plan do like quit smoking.
  • Deleted user 20 November 2012 08:49:31
    God damn it, there are no cool girls near me. Found a really cool one but she's in Bristol! In fact there's quite a few cool ones in Bristol..

    /moves
  • DodgyPast 24 Nov 2012 19:00:39 8,495 posts
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    Not much relevance for others but things are moving slowly but nicely.

    Managed to persuade her to come over so I could cook and we could watch a movie on the sofa.

    Nothing more was expected, though by being a complete gentleman we did end up cuddling by the end of the movie.

    She's probably smarter than me, serious and silly in equal measures and despite having always said the L word earlier with everyone else somehow know leaving that for later is the correct way to go.

    Starting to feel I've put far too much effort into "sealing the deal' and not enough into what comes after in the past.

    Edited by DodgyPast at 19:03:09 24-11-2012
  • sport 24 Nov 2012 19:04:31 12,775 posts
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    Lemming?
  • RobTheBuilder 24 Nov 2012 19:08:29 6,521 posts
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    Lufthansa?
  • Lukus 24 Nov 2012 20:12:58 19,258 posts
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    DodgyPast wrote:
    Not much relevance for others but things are moving slowly but nicely.

    Managed to persuade her to come over so I could cook and we could watch a movie on the sofa.

    Nothing more was expected, though by being a complete gentleman we did end up cuddling by the end of the movie.

    She's probably smarter than me, serious and silly in equal measures and despite having always said the L word earlier with everyone else somehow know leaving that for later is the correct way to go.

    Starting to feel I've put far too much effort into "sealing the deal' and not enough into what comes after in the past.
    You tell them you love them after less that a month? What the fuck dude.

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  • Salaman 24 Nov 2012 23:58:12 19,299 posts
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    Locusts?
  • AaronTurner 25 Nov 2012 00:00:25 7,787 posts
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    I'm seeing a girl. I think she is still dating other people. In going to have sex with her. The end.
  • DodgyPast 25 Nov 2012 01:56:11 8,495 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    You tell them you love them after less that a month? What the fuck dude.
    Always have done in the past... Always felt correct as well.
  • mrpon 25 Nov 2012 09:21:46 29,202 posts
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    Lukus?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • RobTheBuilder 25 Nov 2012 09:45:38 6,521 posts
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    Lesbians.

    "I'm in Lesbians with you."
  • AccidentProne 25 Nov 2012 10:47:10 1,168 posts
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    Ladyboy?
  • AaronTurner 25 Nov 2012 11:03:00 7,787 posts
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    I normally tell her I love her by around the 2nd date, that seems to me to be a reasonable amount of time. I used to do it on the 3rd email however I found most wouldn't meet me for whatever reason. I was so sure the feeling was of mutual love and affection though.
  • Lukus 25 Nov 2012 12:36:07 19,258 posts
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    DodgyPast wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    You tell them you love them after less that a month? What the fuck dude.
    Always have done in the past... Always felt correct as well.
    You're mental. Aren't you.

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  • EMarkM 25 Nov 2012 13:02:35 3,190 posts
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    "Labia"

    As in, "can I lick your cunt now?"
  • AaronTurner 25 Nov 2012 13:35:19 7,787 posts
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    what
  • Load_2.0 25 Nov 2012 13:48:27 19,445 posts
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    Haha.
  • RobTheBuilder 25 Nov 2012 13:51:07 6,521 posts
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    Libelous?
  • Deleted user 25 November 2012 14:31:36
    Can't tell if Aaron and Dodgy are being serious.
  • Deleted user 25 November 2012 21:15:09
    DodgyPast wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    You tell them you love them after less that a month? What the fuck dude.
    Always have done in the past... Always felt correct as well.
    I know we're supposed to be supportive but what kind of deranged mental nutter are you? How many of those ran away as soon as you said it and of those that stuck around I assume they knew you had a bit of money?
  • RichieTenenbaum 25 Nov 2012 21:50:37 2,223 posts
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    I usually tell them I love them just before I insert my penis in their vagina. Makes the entire thing nice and stilted.

    Then I cry all the way through.
  • AaronTurner 25 Nov 2012 22:40:51 7,787 posts
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    Sometimes when on a first date I tell the girl that they would look wonderful pregnant. That's only for the real special ones though :)
  • Deleted user 25 November 2012 22:41:56
    Why do you keep turning up on other people's dates? Don't they ask you to leave?
  • AaronTurner 25 Nov 2012 22:48:58 7,787 posts
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    Playing hard to get. I like a little bit of chasing, a bit of hard work to win the love of my life.
  • Zomoniac 26 Nov 2012 09:28:34 7,857 posts
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    You're all mental and weird.
  • sport 26 Nov 2012 09:48:50 12,775 posts
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    I'd really like to find love before the 21st.

    EDIT: Thinking about it, this could be the perfect pick-up line in the history of civilization.

    Edited by sport at 09:49:51 26-11-2012
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 09:50:12
    Zomoniac wrote:
    You're all mental and weird.
    Yeah. Everyone else is crazy.
  • mrpon 26 Nov 2012 09:50:16 29,202 posts
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    21 stone.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

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